I made a burner Instagram account and had a funny encounter with a scammer

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The scammer needs to use a picture of a hotter chick. Fucking amateur.
 
Cunth said:
Now I want to make a fake hot chick account and see if I can get any thirsty guys to suck their own dicks for me
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Cunth, you don't need an excuse to look up porn. Just fucking do it already. Nobody cares.
 
Say you help at the local animal shelter and beat up homeless people for fun to impress her, then show a pic of you riding a motorcycle.
Something like this
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Say you work at the local homeless centre and beat up animals for fun.

Tell her you used to be an adventurer but had to stop because of an injury.

No. I've got it. Unless I've missed it. Ask her if she has a boyfriend or even better, a girlfriend.
 
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Fabienne:
Whose motorcycle is this?

Butch:
It's a chopper, baby.

Fabienne:
Whose chopper is this?

Butch:
It's Zed's.

Fabienne:
Who's Zed?

Butch:
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
 
its going good. im still working for the day so i cant just spend my time with the catfish but ill post more tonight everyone. glad to see people are entertained tbh :)
 
Say you had an unfortunate fishing accident where the fish bit on to the wrong bait, so you had to have your member surgically removed. Tell her that you can hold a carrot in it's place but this is why your last wife left you.
 
You disgust me teezzy teezzy . This poor girl obviously has some money problems and abandonement issues. Can you imagine what she will do to herself when she finds out that you won't be her dad? Buy here some buns and cheese for christ sake.
 
mango drank said:
Found the real girl. Almost 1 mil followers. Her pics show up on catphishers' dating profiles all over the place, though.
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Judacny Rondon (@judacnyrondon) • Instagram photos and videos

997K Followers, 1,005 Following, 1,389 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Judacny Rondon (@judacnyrondon)
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Damn this girl is as cliché as you can get. She started with duck face pics and climbed to the top with blow-up doll figure. It's believable that she could message walrus with cigar for that cha-ching.
 
I'm completely perplexed at this point. Even went ahead and just started trying to make my responses sound as genuine as possible, trying to see if they'd bait me, but it never happened.

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Looks like this dude here liked every picture on "her" page, including the two which are just about voting in Georgia for some reason?

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I'd bet my balls that he's the dude I'm actually talking to. Explains A LOT


Here's the picture he sent, look how bonkers that cheek looks. Quick 'shop job he made to please me. Why though? I have no clue:

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I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.
 
TeezzyD said:
I'm completely perplexed at this point. Even went ahead and just started trying to make my responses sound as genuine as possible, trying to see if they'd bait me, but it never happened.

9la2Dcy.png



Looks like this dude here liked every picture on "her" page, including the two which are just about voting in Georgia for some reason?

7tbSD5K.png


I'd bet my balls that he's the dude I'm actually talking to. Explains A LOT


Here's the picture he sent, look how bonkers that cheek looks. Quick 'shop job he made to please me. Why though? I have no clue:

Egsr03m.png



I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.
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Maybe fellow gaffer? And it was all a dream.
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TeezzyD said:
I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.
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Ask her if you can turn this into a group chat, because you told some of your "friends" about her and they want to get in on the action.
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TeezzyD said:
I'm completely perplexed at this point. Even went ahead and just started trying to make my responses sound as genuine as possible, trying to see if they'd bait me, but it never happened.

9la2Dcy.png



Looks like this dude here liked every picture on "her" page, including the two which are just about voting in Georgia for some reason?

7tbSD5K.png


I'd bet my balls that he's the dude I'm actually talking to. Explains A LOT


Here's the picture he sent, look how bonkers that cheek looks. Quick 'shop job he made to please me. Why though? I have no clue:

Egsr03m.png



I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.
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Maybe he's just lonely and wants to talk to someone.
 
TeezzyD said:
I'm completely perplexed at this point. Even went ahead and just started trying to make my responses sound as genuine as possible, trying to see if they'd bait me, but it never happened.

9la2Dcy.png



Looks like this dude here liked every picture on "her" page, including the two which are just about voting in Georgia for some reason?

7tbSD5K.png


I'd bet my balls that he's the dude I'm actually talking to. Explains A LOT


Here's the picture he sent, look how bonkers that cheek looks. Quick 'shop job he made to please me. Why though? I have no clue:

Egsr03m.png



I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.
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This pic doesn't even look like the original pics , it looks neekolul or what ever her name was
 
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