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[johntown]

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Its weird.

im openly begging to be catfished at this point, we're both just LARPing and now its kinda uncomfortable

Give a man a catfish and he eats for a day, teach a man to catfish and it just keeps getting creepier

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

honestly why don’t you just say cut the crap what do you want from daddy?

 

[Rentahamster]

It would have been perfect if the fish he's holding was an actual catfish

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Now it looks like you're the creep and she's just trying to be polite!

The catfish is coming from.. INSIDE THE HOUSE

 

[BigBooper]

She might be legitimately looking for an old American man to marry. Tell her you were lying before and you're impotent.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

She might be legitimately looking for an old American man to marry. Tell her you were lying before and you're impotent.

I thought you said to lie?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

How many other people on here have sent a request to follow her?

 

[PSYGN]

This thread keeps getting better.

 

[teezzy]

This thread keeps getting better.

You're not wrong lol

Sicc photoshop skillz

 

[Macapala]

The scammer needs to use a picture of a hotter chick. Fucking amateur.

 

[Macapala]

Now I want to make a fake hot chick account and see if I can get any thirsty guys to suck their own dicks for me

Cunth, you don't need an excuse to look up porn. Just fucking do it already. Nobody cares.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

You have to be a good daddy too - are we finally getting to the money shot?

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

You have to be a good daddy too - are we finally getting to the money shot?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Fake tits. I reckon it’s a dude all along.

 

[GeorgPrime]

You have to be a good daddy too - are we finally getting to the money shot?

wait until she sends her penis pictures.

 

[teezzy]

You have to be a good daddy too - are we finally getting to the money shot?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I like to go fishin’ and smoke cigars.

 

[DESTROYA]

Say you help at the local animal shelter and beat up homeless people for fun to impress her, then show a pic of you riding a motorcycle.
Something like this

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Say you work at the local homeless centre and beat up animals for fun.

Tell her you used to be an adventurer but had to stop because of an injury.

No. I’ve got it. Unless I’ve missed it. Ask her if she has a boyfriend or even better, a girlfriend.

 

[Cunth]

I like to fuck


go for it

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I like to fuck


go for it

Or this.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Fabienne:
Whose motorcycle is this?

Butch:
It's a chopper, baby.

Fabienne:
Whose chopper is this?

Butch:
It's Zed's.

Fabienne:
Who's Zed?

Butch:
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

 

[Rillania]

This thread is giving life to my Friday. It's a beautiful dance between two trolls.

 

[DESTROYA]

This thread is giving life to my Friday. It's a beautiful dance between two trolls.

We are only here to help

 

[Neolombax]

This dude is really taking you on a ride....

Best thread ever.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

This thread is giving life to my Friday. It's a beautiful dance between two trolls.

I’m interested to see which one trips first.

 

[DESTROYA]

I’m interested to see which one trips first.

I have faith in my bro teezzy not messing this up

 

[teezzy]

its going good. im still working for the day so i cant just spend my time with the catfish but ill post more tonight everyone. glad to see people are entertained tbh

 

[The Cockatrice]

I'm shocked she didn't ask for money yet.

 

[Ornlu]

its funny because this person is pretending to be an american and theyve given me a european shoe size

Plot Twist: That's their actual shoe size in the US; you're about to get fucked by Shaq.

 

[Can't decide]

Say you had an unfortunate fishing accident where the fish bit on to the wrong bait, so you had to have your member surgically removed. Tell her that you can hold a carrot in it's place but this is why your last wife left you.

 

[Night.Ninja]

lol what the fuck is going on

Looks like two scammers trying to out scam each other

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Posting on a legendary thread.

 

[BigBooper]

This topic makes me think there's an opportunity for a Twitch version of Impractical Jokers for blind dates.

 

[En Sama]

I'm shocked she didn't ask for money yet.

It's coming. Probably has another six scams ongoing.

 

[OneBigPuss]

lol what the fuck is going on

Looks like two scammers trying to out scam each other

 

[OneBigPuss]

You disgust me teezzy . This poor girl obviously has some money problems and abandonement issues. Can you imagine what she will do to herself when she finds out that you won't be her dad? Buy here some buns and cheese for christ sake.

 

[mango drank]

Found the real girl. Almost 1 mil followers. Her pics show up on catphishers' dating profiles all over the place, though.

Judacny Rondon (@judacnyrondon) • Instagram photos and videos

997K Followers, 1,005 Following, 1,389 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Judacny Rondon (@judacnyrondon)

www.instagram.com

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Spoiler

It's been brap the whole time since he has some time on his hands

 

[OneBigPuss]

Found the real girl. Almost 1 mil followers. Her pics show up on catphishers' dating profiles all over the place, though.

Judacny Rondon (@judacnyrondon) • Instagram photos and videos

997K Followers, 1,005 Following, 1,389 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Judacny Rondon (@judacnyrondon)

www.instagram.com

Damn this girl is as cliché as you can get. She started with duck face pics and climbed to the top with blow-up doll figure. It's believable that she could message walrus with cigar for that cha-ching.

 

[teezzy]

I'm completely perplexed at this point. Even went ahead and just started trying to make my responses sound as genuine as possible, trying to see if they'd bait me, but it never happened.

Looks like this dude here liked every picture on "her" page, including the two which are just about voting in Georgia for some reason?

I'd bet my balls that he's the dude I'm actually talking to. Explains A LOT


Here's the picture he sent, look how bonkers that cheek looks. Quick 'shop job he made to please me. Why though? I have no clue:

I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.

 

[OneBigPuss]

I'm completely perplexed at this point. Even went ahead and just started trying to make my responses sound as genuine as possible, trying to see if they'd bait me, but it never happened.

Looks like this dude here liked every picture on "her" page, including the two which are just about voting in Georgia for some reason?

I'd bet my balls that he's the dude I'm actually talking to. Explains A LOT


Here's the picture he sent, look how bonkers that cheek looks. Quick 'shop job he made to please me. Why though? I have no clue:

I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.

Maybe fellow gaffer? And it was all a dream.

 

[mango drank]

I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.

Ask her if you can turn this into a group chat, because you told some of your "friends" about her and they want to get in on the action.

 

[greyshark]

I'm completely perplexed at this point. Even went ahead and just started trying to make my responses sound as genuine as possible, trying to see if they'd bait me, but it never happened.

Looks like this dude here liked every picture on "her" page, including the two which are just about voting in Georgia for some reason?

I'd bet my balls that he's the dude I'm actually talking to. Explains A LOT


Here's the picture he sent, look how bonkers that cheek looks. Quick 'shop job he made to please me. Why though? I have no clue:

I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.

Maybe he’s just lonely and wants to talk to someone.

 

[DESTROYA]

I'm completely perplexed at this point. Even went ahead and just started trying to make my responses sound as genuine as possible, trying to see if they'd bait me, but it never happened.

Looks like this dude here liked every picture on "her" page, including the two which are just about voting in Georgia for some reason?

I'd bet my balls that he's the dude I'm actually talking to. Explains A LOT


Here's the picture he sent, look how bonkers that cheek looks. Quick 'shop job he made to please me. Why though? I have no clue:

I can't tell how interesting this is, but this dude is wearing me out at this point. I don't understand what his ultimate goal is here, and I'm starting to not care. I bet he knows I'm fake too.

This pic doesn’t even look like the original pics , it looks neekolul or what ever her name was

 

[teezzy]

Maybe he’s just lonely and wants to talk to someone.

I know that feeling all too well sometimes. Shits a bummer.

 

[DESTROYA]

I know that feeling all too well sometimes. Shits a bummer.

At least you have GAF and us.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Ask her if you can turn this into a group chat, because you told some of your "friends" about her and they want to get in on the action.

Hollering!

If those dudes only knew what they‘re being used for.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

At least you have GAF and us.