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I made out with an older woman last night

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Aselith

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My guess is that she's very lonely but feels horrible about cheating on her husband which is why she was resisting you when you wanted to go further. If you go through with a full on fuck session, you are going to cause her to be wracked with horrible guilt and mental anguish.

You decide what you think is right.
 
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Beelzebub

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Mr. B Natural said:
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MechaX

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Well, you made out with a MILF. It is indeed something to experience, at least once.

With that said, there is absolutely no way this is going to end up good for any party involved if you persist further.
 
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Conor_Fool

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FroJay said:
Married with two kids and almost all the responses in this thread are applause? Wow....
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You are not having an affair with your spouse or vice versa, so your situation is completely different. You really think a bunch of twenty year olds would not applaud said situation? Twas great man, and she was the one who initiated it

Fleet_of_Foot said:
As someone also named Conor, I'd like to congratulate your parents for getting the spelling right.
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You have no idea how much this means to me. Fuck two Ns, and fuck the letter E even more

I remembered earlier today that she insisted we take a selfie, so there's that I least. I was drunker that I thought.
 
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Conor_Fool said:
and things got weird...

So my good friend who I will be living with in Denver starting July 1st has always had a cougar neighbor in our hometown of St. Louis. She is 47 and married with two kids, but my god she is bangin. She has always taken a special liking to me, but I just figured she is a flirt/has an unhealthy relationship with her husband. I'm 20 by the way.

Well, last night about 7 of my friends were all drinking on my buddys porch, and sure enough, the cougar yelled "Is that Conor I hear!?" from across the street after hearing my laugh (I have a very unfortunate laugh, the sound seems to carry for miles). Well give it like 15 minutes or so and she shows up to the porch and starts drinking with us. She is in a great mood but she keeps slipping in how alone she is and that her husband is never home. Rewind to a bit earlier in the night when I inquired about "the milf" and my buddy was telling us she is going through a nasty divorce and her husband has been having an affair for god knows how long. I was about to joke "now is my chance" when he was telling the story, but I refrained because I thought it was in bad taste. Welp, it really was my chance.

After drinking with us for a while, I end up walking her back to her house across the street. She had told us earlier that she had made out with an 18 year old, and on the way back she starts rubbing on me and being like "I hope you know were totally going to make out" or some shit like that. I was drunk and in disbelief, but I'll be damned if I wasn't the happiest man on earth. So we start going at it on her porch, all the while my buddies could apparently make out (no pun intended) silhouettes of us. So she is like straight up opening up to me as I drink the glass of Jack she offered me, telling me all about her fucked up husband and how he never comes home until super late (it was like midnight and she said he comes home at like 2 or 3, but I was still a bit nervous). As she tells me this she just starts crying on my shoulder and shit as I rub her head and say its okay, then 5 minutes later we're going at it again. When we would go at it I would just be grabbing her and feeling on her and shit, but to my dismay she would reject me whenever I tried to go further, insisting she was "a prude." I was making out and giving life advice to a married woman who is over two and a half decades older than me. We even acknowledged the whole decade thing. It was totally bizarre.

We parted ways after about an hour and I walked back across the street to applause from all my friends. I denied we did anything but they all knew something happened. Even though I didn't get nearly as far as I would have hoped, I figured I would share my tale with GAF because I have few others to tell...
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Solo said:
I'm currently pursuing an engaged woman, so I say go for it.

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You are a terrible person.
 
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mugoldeneagle03

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This is great...

And no matter what anyone says, GET IT IN while you can man. That doesn't mean be a whore, or an asshole, or lower your standards. It means when a female is in need of some loving no matter what the situation you should be the one to give it to her.

There will be a time in your life when you wish you could even go out with your friends and won't have time to, let alone find yourself in that situation again. Worth it every time.

I only have a few years left, you have a solid 7-8. Don't let me down.
 
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iavi

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mugoldeneagle03 said:
This is great...

And no matter what anyone says, GET IT IN while you can man. That doesn't mean be a whore, or an asshole, or lower your standards. It means when a female is in need of some loving no matter what the situation you should be the one to give it to her.

There will be a time in your life when you wish you could even go out with your friends and won't have time to, let alone find yourself in that situation again. Worth it every time.

I only have a few years left, you have a solid 7-8. Don't let me down.
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The fuck? lol

Some things aren't worth it.
 
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Darren870

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She was probably drunk before even coming over. Hence the breakdown and confessions.

Congrats I guess, but not sure what else to say really.
 
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peanutbutterlatte

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Wait for the divorce, then be round there the day after the hearing with a bottle of Chardonnay and a shoulder to cry on. Adultery sucks, post-divorce comfort sex sounds a lot better.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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Conor_Fool said:
Thanks for the replies my friends. To the person who said she was waiting for me to take control - I wish. I took full control and there were points where she was on top of me and me on top of her, but she just wouldn't let me do anything else. By god I tried.

And to those saying this doesn't end well, I go out of town the day after tomorrow for a week and then I'm only back in town for a week or so (lease starts July 1st but I'm waitin til the 7th or so). So for all I know I won't see this woman again for many months or even years.

And something I missed in the OP - she asked me to say her name or some shit when we were talking and I blanked. I didn't know her first or last name because I have referred to her as "the milf" for so long now. Her kids are young teens and at camp by the way.
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Should have just whipped it out. Shit or get off the pot.
 
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computers putin'

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Thread title instantly reminded me of that one poster here who met some distraught lady in the train station and they ended up making out, with her giving him like 20$ periodically for the kisses or some other weird shit like that, classic thread. Trancetronic, where you at?
 
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Chance Hale

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How does she justify that, one last hurrah before marriage? Getting ready to dump the fiance anyway? Doesn't care/turned on by the cheating? Open relationship?

Just don't know why you'd bother entering an engagement with someone if you continued to fuck other people unless it was the latter option(Open)
 
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Solo

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ricochetguro said:
How does she justify that, one last hurrah before marriage? Getting ready to dump the fiance anyway? Doesn't care/turned on by the cheating? Open relationship?
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No idea, but my guess is this one just does what she wants. She's that type of girl that pretty much has you wrapped around her finger instantly.
 
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CrashBandicoot

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Solo said:
I don't know him. To be honest I do feel bad. I've been on the opposite end of a situation like this before and it sucks.

But she's reeled me into her vagenda :(
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I wasn't feeling the whole engaged girl thing, but I think vagenda probably moves me over to being on your side.
 
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