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[goomba]

Hi all

So my boss is printing us new business cards , Im having some trouble deciding on what to state my job title as.

We are are small computer company and my job consists of the following:

Network & software installation / support / admin
Database admin
Website & graphic design
PC upgrades / reinstalls
Server setup / admin
Software training

I was thinking IT Professional, but the boss doesnt seem to like that.
IT Specialist?

Any suggestions appreciated, even jokes ones

 

[ChrisReid]

IT Goomba

or Specialist

 

[fiddlestick]

cockmongler

 

[xsarien]

Senior GAF Poster

 

[ronito]

It doesn't matter as long as you put ther words Senior or Principle in front of it.

 

[fiddlestick]

senior cockmongler

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Vice President

 

[StarscreamLSU]

Miniboss

 

[goomba]

Senior GAF Poster

:lol :lol

You got me

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

wait he doesnt like the sound of that?



sounds like hes holding you back LIKE A TRIPLE H

BE THE PEGASUS GOOMBA BEE THE PEGASUS!

 

[Phoenix]

PC Flufer
IT Red Shirt
Jackass of All Trades

 

[Kuroyume]

Vice President

:lol

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

dp

 

[lexi]

Science Officer

 

[Diablos]

"Corporate Bitch"

That's what IT people are most of the time.
I gotta find something else. :\

 

[Joe]

IT Champion

"Let me forward you over to Jim, he's our IT Champion."

 

[Drinky Crow]

"King of the Necromongers"

 

[Particle Physicist]

Senior F.H.U.T.A. specialist

 

[Ollie Pooch]

junior pimpernel thief weasel

 

[Tarazet]

IT Champion

"Let me forward you over to Jim, he's our IT Champion."

I like this one.

 

[Drensch]

I'm thinking underpaid if you're doing all that shit.

 

[Triumph]

Eater of Worlds has a nice ring to it, I always thought.

 

[goomba]

I'm thinking underpaid if you're doing all that shit.

:lol Na not really. I like the variety and because we are so small, some of those tasks rarely need to be done.

 

[Fix]

"Freelance Pharmacist"

Sorry.

"Senior Freelance Pharmacist"

 

[iapetus]

Web Monkey.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

IT Janitor

 

[Mupepe]

You downloaded porn and I'll fix it specialist.

 

[Deku]

Mario's Stress Ball

 

[Matt_09]

The Emporer of IT

 

[Ollie Pooch]

"I looked up 'blind' on google images and i can't work out how to empty my cache or wash out my eyes" specialist

 

[mrklaw]

IT monkey.

Its the simplest way to get across what you do, and all your clients will understand immediately

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Microsofts Jizz Mopper

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Network analyst.
Systems Support.
Network Support.
Network MANAGER :lol

I did the same stuff and my phonebook entry said network analyst.

 

[Naked Snake]

I have pretty much the same responsibilites you do at work, except that we're not a computer company, and I'm the only IT person, everyone else is either manager, phone person, or sales... My boss asked me once to send an email to someone and sign it with my title, I asked "What's my title?".. he said "IT Manager?"... I was like "Fine".

 

[Jewbacca]

FHUTA Manager

Fundamental Handler of Unified Technical Assistance.

 

[bud]

Nerd.

 

[aparisi2274]

How about Network Administrator

 

[tedtropy]

Level 96 Female Repulser

 

[fart]

xenu level 5