Boobphysics is the most irrational lump of fat I've ever known. He has massive swings and his attitude bounces up and down. Its almost like we need some fastening device to keep him tied down. If you ask me he's been altered with silicon, like part cyborg, and its made him very inflated and hard. He's not the soft small guy he used to be.
But I wouldn't want anyone else beside me on the battlefield3
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