It is with great surprise and humility that I accept this award from GAF for my participation in the Survey of 2004. Many seconds were spent pondering and answering the questions asked and finally recognition was given. I would like to thank WasabiKing, GAF, and the other admins that have made my rise to the top possible. Thank You from the bottom of my heart.
To my fellow GAF brethren, your battle was well fought, but alas, there can only be one victor. I promise you this - I will not let this award or the money change me. I will still be TheOMan that most of you do not know or love (which of course will change in due time my fellow forum dwellers*).
Junior Members your plight will not go unnoticed**, I will use my new found power and might to ensure your struggle and oppression is alleviated***.
To illustrate that I am just like the common GAF Member, your suggestions for how I shall spend my new found wealth on Amazon will now be entertained.**** I am honestly curious to know how the population of this forum thinks I should spend my hard earned money. Thank you in advance for your insightful and thoughtful suggestions.
Now:
BEHOLD Bow and be in awe of your new king and tell me what to buy kthxbye.
*Also known as loyal subjects
**Your plight will go unnoticed
***Alleviated = Increased tenfold
****This in no way means that I will be obligated to purchase anything suggested in this thread
Note: This post is a joke...except for the part about the suggestions about what to buy, I really wouldn't mind some of those...and about me being the new King of GAF. Bow down, suck it down, etc, so on and so forth, wash, rinse, repeat.
To my fellow GAF brethren, your battle was well fought, but alas, there can only be one victor. I promise you this - I will not let this award or the money change me. I will still be TheOMan that most of you do not know or love (which of course will change in due time my fellow forum dwellers*).
Junior Members your plight will not go unnoticed**, I will use my new found power and might to ensure your struggle and oppression is alleviated***.
To illustrate that I am just like the common GAF Member, your suggestions for how I shall spend my new found wealth on Amazon will now be entertained.**** I am honestly curious to know how the population of this forum thinks I should spend my hard earned money. Thank you in advance for your insightful and thoughtful suggestions.
Now:
BEHOLD Bow and be in awe of your new king and tell me what to buy kthxbye.
*Also known as loyal subjects
**Your plight will go unnoticed
***Alleviated = Increased tenfold
****This in no way means that I will be obligated to purchase anything suggested in this thread
Note: This post is a joke...except for the part about the suggestions about what to buy, I really wouldn't mind some of those...and about me being the new King of GAF. Bow down, suck it down, etc, so on and so forth, wash, rinse, repeat.
