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[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Plot Twist: I meant that I started to like people in general since I cured my misanthropy this morning.

 

[Tesseract]

schlamalammaabingbong twist is now you are part of a massive blow bang, and we've been building up monster nuts all week

 

[Melon]

marry, fuck, kill brap EviLore CyberPanda

EDIT: Have a taste of your own medicine, MHK.

 

[Constant Flux]

what were you expecting outta this thread, someone to call you faggot or something

well congratulations because i'm about to do it

get ready to bust a nut

This made me fucking bust out laughing. Jeebus Christ.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Would you top? Because nobody tops these days

How can everyone be a bottom though?

 

[Constant Flux]

Ryde or die, bro.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

marry, fuck, kill brap EviLore CyberPanda

EDIT: Have a taste of your own medicine, MHK.

I'll Fuck CyberPanda because we are secretly lovers.

I'll Kill brap because he ignored me on Discord last night.

I'll Marry EviLore because I'm a huge unapologetic kiss ass but grateful that he's been patient with me to this day.

 

[Pallas]

Thread title says it all.

 

[ymoc]

Is this thread like some sort of a cry for help, or just a cry for dick?

 

[infinitys_7th]

Nothing be ashamed of, mkh. Just come out and tell the world that you love dick.

 

[CyberPanda]

I'll Fuck CyberPanda because we are secretly lovers.

I'll Kill brap because he ignored me on Discord last night.

I'll Marry EviLore because I'm a huge unapologetic kiss ass but grateful that he's been patient with me to this day.

Bareback?

MiyazakiHatesKojima Buy the largest dildo you can find and use that to stretch your butt open good. Even if you get fucked by smaller dicks after that, your butthole won't hurt as much since it'll already be nice and loosened up.

FUCK. I love your brain.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Is this thread like some sort of a cry for help, or just a cry for dick?

"Are you afraid that dick tastes delicious?" - Joe Rogan

 

[Tesseract]

"Are you afraid that dick tastes delicious?" - Joe Rogan

holy shit jaime look at the savory quality of that dick, jesus christ that thing would tear you to shreds

 

[Constant Flux]

"Are you afraid that dick tastes delicious?" - Joe Rogan

It terrifies me. I can’t sleep at night because of it.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

How many hours of FUTA did you end up watching OP!?

 

[Cybrwzrd]

How many hours of FUTA did you end up watching OP!?

 

[Rentahamster]

I, for one, am SHOCKED!

. . . that OP isn't a gold member anymore.

 

[Halo is Back]

I’m gay for you

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I’m gay for you

*abruptly stops reading the newspaper*

 

[Rentahamster]

I’m gay for you

That is insufficiently gay enough for Off Topic.

Gay harder.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

This is about as surprising as hearing about giant fat fucks getting triggered and complaining that they have to pay for 2 seats on an airplane. It's not the airline's fault that you need a fucking seat for each cheek ya fatty...and stop eating the seat. It's not sponge cake.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

This thread is the embodiment of gauche

 

[highrider]

Hey man being gay has some selling points. Wardrobe, ease of casual sex, an almost permanent state of adolescence, not taking on the responsibility of children, less worries about the wife wiping you out when she decides to have an affair with the pool boy.

There is the whole having sex with dudes thing though. I hear that’s expected.

 

[Pallas]

Hey man being gay has some selling points. Wardrobe, ease of casual sex, an almost permanent state of adolescence, not taking on the responsibility of children, less worries about the wife wiping you out when she decides to have an affair with the pool boy.

There is the whole having sex with dudes thing though. I hear that’s expected.

Guess like anything it has it’s cons and pros.

 

[Tesseract]

do bottoms bleach their butt holes?

 

[Prison Mike]

Thread title says it all.

 

[CyberPanda]

do bottoms bleach their butt holes?

Usually yes. They use crest white stripes if they're on a budget.

 

[Fushitsusha]

Usually yes. They use crest white stripes if they're on a budget.

Suspiciously specific.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

 

[triplestation]

 

[crowbrow]

Congrats on the sex. Gay guys have like 10 times more sex in general than straight guys so prepare your buttcheeks and use lots of lube.

 

[Papa]

Jailbait, to be precise

 

[Tesseract]

man the redhead in mad max is hot AF

 

[Weilthain]

I can out attention whore you if I want to.

Look at this shitty dual of fates piano playing and see how handsome and not fat at all I am.

Earth is flat go fuck yourselves.



Just telling the truth about your gayness will only get you so far.

 

[Weilthain]

I’m taking over this thread and killing it.



I also do Nintendo music and ABBA, thank you everyone I’ll be here all week!

 

[Berserking Guts]

I said what what

 

[DESTROYA]

Waiting for the inevitable NeoGAF hookup thread. Is that what the like button is for?

 

[womfalcs3]

Cool

Coo coo coo.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

day man... oaaahahhahhahhahahha

 

[Ar¢tos]

MiyazakiHatesKojima Buy the largest dildo you can find and use that to stretch your butt open good. Even if you get fucked by smaller dicks after that, your butthole won't hurt as much since it'll already be nice and loosened up.

That's terrible advice!
Only a straight dude or a barely hatched gayling would suggest that.
If he stretches his butthole too much he won't have much feeling after and nobody will want to fuck him because it will be too loose, it will be like fucking a plastic bag!
You want to keep it always tight enough.
Trust me, I'm an experienced seasoned gay pro!

 

[kiiltz]

FUCK. I love your brain.

Brain so good, could have sworn he went to college.

 

[The Pleasure]

Is this what happened?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Do guys like you?

 

[The Pleasure]

Where did mr shellacky touch you?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Closeted homosexuals ITT.

 

[Rien]

Black guy definetly got the smoother moves.

 

[Tesseract]

Black guy definetly got the smoother moves.

100%, i dunno what the fuck he's doing in the back (maybe he's a power bottom)

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Did you send him your rosebud?

I see your avatar is promoting greenface,

 

[Rien]

100%, i dunno what the fuck he's doing in the back (maybe he's a power bottom)

That guy should be in the front. These robotic choppy moving white boys aint gonna cut.

 

[haxan7]

Closeted homosexuals ITT.

Just because I have hourly fantasies about licking sweaty balls and tonguefucking male assholes doesn't make me a homosexual.