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I think I'm in love

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Matlock

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Today I went downstairs to check out the pool tables and bowling alley...when I saw this girl, no a goddess dancing to DDR: Extreme. It was amazing to watch, a real high-level player. She turned around, and she looked (proportionally, too) like Jigen

JIGEN.jpg


But without the beard, and with womanly parts and whatnot. But her legs were about the same damn length. She left, and I was like "Wow, shit, I'm in love." I walk outside, and I'm still like "Wow, I'm in love."

Then I started playing beach volleyball. Girl started hitting on me, so I tackled her. Yeah, that's right. I tackled her.

And now I'm known as the Ray Lewis of Volleyball.
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Eugh, I don't even want to admit how many times I've fallen in love with some girl playing DDR. It always make them seem like 100x more attractive.

So you tackled this young woman? Does that mean you split it?
 
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BuddyC

Member
I AM SO CONFUSED

I don't know whether DDR makes me more, or less attracted to a girl. Guess it depends on how hardcore she is and whether or not she's open to maracas and bongos.

edit: And big, black floppy ears that are white on the end. Ah Klonoa. Oh, and Taiko drums. ...and Puzzle Fighter.

Yea, this is why I don't seek gamer girls.
 
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Ninja Scooter

Member
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Matlock

Banned
impirius said:
Hahaha, for a second I thought that might be my ex-girlfriend. She's not a high-level player though.
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Wait, you aren't in Ohio, nor do you have a girlfriend in Ohio/at Kent State. Or do you?
 
M

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Seeing as all the girls who play DDR are 10-14 years old, I can't say I've ever been in the same situation.

So...where did the volleyball come into it again?
 
S

Socreges

Banned
Matlock said:
No. I told her "when we win this, I'm taking you down!"

And then I tackled her. She seemed weirded out.
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She's just playing the game. Now you inform her that she has cooties and is a "monkey butt". She'll be chasing you around the jungle gym in no time.
 
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Bruce Vilanch

Banned
Matlock must not have had much contact with other humans before going to college... He's had a recent explosion of posts pertaining to nothing but mundane everyday happenings that any person who has ever left his room experiences on a daily basis.

What's next?

OMG THIS IS WILD. THESE GUYS DOWN THE HALL HAVE A BOOMBOX AND WERE PLAYING IT TOTALLY LOUD.
SO I LIKE WENT DOWN THE HALL AND SAT ON THEIR BED AND WAS LIKE "HEY DUDE, YOU BETTER TURN THAT DOWN."
AND THEN I SAW A HOT CHICK.
ONLY IN COLLEGE, DUDES 8)
 
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Matlock

Banned
Bruce Vilanch said:
Matlock must not have had much contact with other humans before going to college... He's had a recent explosion of posts pertaining to nothing but mundane everyday happenings that any person who has ever leaves his room experiences on a daily basis.

What's next?

OMG THIS IS WILD. THESE GUYS DOWN THE HALL HAVE A BOOMBOX AND WERE PLAYING IT TOTALLY LOUD.
SO I LIKE WENT DOWN THE HALL AND SAT ON THEIR BED AND WAS LIKE "HEY DUDE, YOU BETTER TURN THAT DOWN."
AND THEN I SAW A HOT CHICK.
ONLY IN COLLEGE, DUDES 8)
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:lol
 
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Incognito

Troll
Bruce Vilanch said:
Matlock must not have had much contact with other humans before going to college... He's had a recent explosion of posts pertaining to nothing but mundane everyday happenings that any person who has ever leaves his room experiences on a daily basis.

What's next?

OMG THIS IS WILD. THESE GUYS DOWN THE HALL HAVE A BOOMBOX AND WERE PLAYING IT TOTALLY LOUD.
SO I LIKE WENT DOWN THE HALL AND SAT ON THEIR BED AND WAS LIKE "HEY DUDE, YOU BETTER TURN THAT DOWN."
AND THEN I SAW A HOT CHICK.
ONLY IN COLLEGE, DUDES 8)
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:lol

So true. It's like the door to women has finally opened for Matlock.
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Mama Smurf said:
Seeing as all the girls who play DDR are 10-14 years old, I can't say I've ever been in the same situation.

So...where did the volleyball come into it again?
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Lol, the last girl I hit on while playing DDR was like 14. She looked 17 or 18 though...I bailed out after I found out her age. Well not really...we still got a bite to eat, but nothing happen. I swear!

When you're their age, you cant get them. Then when your older, they're all over you.
 
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Matlock

Banned
18 usually. I stayed at home and went to college for three years at a local branch, so I'm 21 and a first-year Senior. :p

Almost wish I woulda taken post-secondary, so I'd be done by now.
 
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impirius

Member
Matlock said:
Wait, you aren't in Ohio, nor do you have a girlfriend in Ohio/at Kent State. Or do you?
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Oops... it was a long-distance relationship, but wrong college. I didn't have you matched up with Kent State for some reason. My bad, carry on!
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Ah right, it's 16 in the UK, though it's not the same thing at all.

Lol, the last girl I hit on while playing DDR was like 14. She looked 17 or 18 though...I bailed out after I found out her age. Well not really...we still got a bite to eat, but nothing happen. I swear!
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*blinks*

I think we get the picture. You hit on her, she responds, you find out she's 14, you get some food with her, she puts ketchup on her rice and you bail?
 
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Lambtron

Unconfirmed Member
Matlock said:
There's only one thing I didn't like about DDR girl. She said Parappa the Rappa was merely "okay."
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That's a deal breaker. You punch that bitch in the mouth for me. PaRappa and okay shouldn't be in the same sentence unless it's to the effect of "Other music games are merely okay in relationship to PaRappa."
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Mama Smurf said:
Ah right, it's 16 in the UK, though it's not the same thing at all.



*blinks*

I think we get the picture. You hit on her, she responds, you find out she's 14, you get some food with her, she puts ketchup on her rice and you bail?
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Well...we finished the meal and then went back to the arcade. I was still thinking about what I should do at this point. The very first thing that popped in my head was bail, then during the meal I started thinking I was being too hasty. When we got back she introduced me to one of her friends, some girl who was 13. At this point I just couldn't handle it anymore and left. I still have her phone number in my wallet somewhere, I suppose the healthy thing to do is throw it away, but I hate throwing out numbers. I'm sick...so very sick...
 
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Bruce Vilanch

Banned
Haha, jesus. College kids are crazy/stupid. (fight!)
Karaoke tonight...but what should I sing?
Going back to college? Okay, even if not, the new DESKTOP THREAD ( 1 2 )
I hate giggly goths
Which bunk should I take?
Man, Kent State sucks.
College Students - How...do you save money?
I think I'm in love
 
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Meier

Member
Bruce Vilanch said:
Matlock must not have had much contact with other humans before going to college... He's had a recent explosion of posts pertaining to nothing but mundane everyday happenings that any person who has ever leaves his room experiences on a daily basis.

What's next?

OMG THIS IS WILD. THESE GUYS DOWN THE HALL HAVE A BOOMBOX AND WERE PLAYING IT TOTALLY LOUD.
SO I LIKE WENT DOWN THE HALL AND SAT ON THEIR BED AND WAS LIKE "HEY DUDE, YOU BETTER TURN THAT DOWN."
AND THEN I SAW A HOT CHICK.
ONLY IN COLLEGE, DUDES 8)
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haha this is like the funniest post I've read on here in a long time
 
R

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Grizzlyjin said:
Well...we finished the meal and then went back to the arcade. I was still thinking about what I should do at this point. The very first thing that popped in my head was bail, then during the meal I started thinking I was being too hasty. When we got back she introduced me to one of her friends, some girl who was 13. At this point I just couldn't handle it anymore and left. I still have her phone number in my wallet somewhere, I suppose the healthy thing to do is throw it away, but I hate throwing out numbers. I'm sick...so very sick...
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Haha, I got a story to top yours.
While I was in Japan, my group went to visit a grade school. We got spilt off into groups to play some games the fifth graders prepared for us. Anyway, I meet up with a friend later and see he's holding a piece of paper looking dumbfounded. Apparently, the kids were all asking him to sign his name in english for them, so he asked the kids to write out their names. One of the girls (mind you fifth grade, so what, 10? 11?) gives him her address and phone number. Hilarity ensued especially since she started following him out of the school trying to get his e-mail.
I love that country.
 
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Matlock

Banned
Bruce Vilanch said:
Haha, jesus. College kids are crazy/stupid. (fight!)
Karaoke tonight...but what should I sing?
Going back to college? Okay, even if not, the new DESKTOP THREAD ( 1 2 )
I hate giggly goths
Which bunk should I take?
Man, Kent State sucks.
College Students - How...do you save money?
I think I'm in love
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I think this is a result of the fact the stopgap of #GA is gone for me.
 
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BuddyC

Member
Matlock said:
I think this is a result of the fact the stopgap of #GA is gone for me.
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I'm going to agree here. Anyone that spent time in #ga shouldn't be surprised in the slightest by these threads.
 
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kablooey

Member
Bruce Vilanch said:
Matlock must not have had much contact with other humans before going to college... He's had a recent explosion of posts pertaining to nothing but mundane everyday happenings that any person who has ever left his room experiences on a daily basis.

What's next?

OMG THIS IS WILD. THESE GUYS DOWN THE HALL HAVE A BOOMBOX AND WERE PLAYING IT TOTALLY LOUD.
SO I LIKE WENT DOWN THE HALL AND SAT ON THEIR BED AND WAS LIKE "HEY DUDE, YOU BETTER TURN THAT DOWN."
AND THEN I SAW A HOT CHICK.
ONLY IN COLLEGE, DUDES 8)
Click to expand...

:lol :lol (I'm happy to see the lol guy's back. :))

This's one of the funnier threads I've seen here for a while.
 
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Matlock

Banned
Oh man, haha. Saw the girl I tackled again today. She was still pissed, took the whole "talk and don't look at you" route.


"They have room for anyone?"
"Nah, nine people on each side."
"Yeah, you don't want to fuck anything up, do you?"

...ouch.
 
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Miguel

Member
"They have room for anyone?"
"Nah, nine people on each side."
"Yeah, you don't want to fuck anything up, do you?"

Open invitation to FHUTA?
 
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