I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

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Top work my man. Top work. LOL.
 
Even with the headphones in you wouldn't have been safe, OP. Especially if the porn noises were really "full blast" and you identified them from their echo on the walls. Like, unless you got those headphones doctors do ear tests with you probably would have been leaking noise.

Pounding it in your sister's room? Not even once.
 
you have two options.

1. you play the porn and when she brings it up you don't even flinch and say,"yeah, problem?" and flip that shit on her making it seem like shes from 1835.

2. Jump in her bed and have sex.

That's it. Only things you can do to save your relationship with your sister.
 

Damn.


To the OP, use the friggin' bathroom. What were you thinking?

At a certain age, all siblings know or assume that their bro/sis watches porn and masturbates. But no one (NO ONE) expects them to do it in the same room while they're sleeping.

She may try to pretend that it never happened but she will fail miserably. If she's vindictive, she'll tell all her friends about how creepy/pervy you are. This is the type of shit she will lean over and whisper to your wife on your wedding day.
 
Why are people on NeoGAF so weird?

All threads start with a title that makes some sense and then get weird!

I was watching "adult entertainment" with my sister in the room.
I don't think I got the job, my job coach sat in on my interview.
 
Ok, this was my mindset:

1. Man I'm really bored, maybe I'll watch some porn (and eventually get off)

2. But I don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom

3. I know, I'll find the right video while I'm laying in bed, then get up to finish

Start watching a couple videos

4. HOLY SHIT MY HEADPHONES AREN'T PLUGGED IN

So just to be clear you're still pretending you weren't wanking under the covers?
 
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