I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

B-Dubs said:
This is why you don't jerk it while someone else is in the room. Own up to that shit bro, she's not going to believe you were watching Game of Thrones on Netflix. What to know how I know that? Game of Thrones isn't on Netflix.



No, rule #1 is make sure no one else is in the damn room while you jerk it!
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rule #2 make sure that the door is locked shut.
 
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I support your pure love OP.
 
OP is fucked Lol he can't tell her he was was watching Game of Thrones due to the incest relationship there, and it's too late to pretend he's watching any other TV show. Umm...Tell her you were watching the season premiere for the Americans. There's a few sex scenes in that.
 
I knew what was going to happen before I opened the thread, I was not disappointed.

Lol.

Edit: I just finished, god damn it, this is some funny shit. I cannot wait for the follow up when we find out how his sister now acts around him.
 
Weren't your sicko-senses tingling when you had that idea?

Best thing yet would be if you read everything aloud you write and read in Gaf.
 
All I gotta say is Oh hell.

You should be alright though. You wouldn't believe the stuff being heard at my house.
 
I can't wait to read about what happens when OP gets home from work. I can only imagine his sister probably faked sleeping until he had left the room. That or she left as soon as he fell asleep.
 
gribbles said:
Pretty sure this is the plot an incest hentai.
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EightBitNate-chan was panicking. Had his sister heard? He saw her move in her bed, but didn't think she had noticed what he was actually doing. What he didn't know was that his sister for a long time had been watching him, every night he has spent back with his parents, she has been watching him leveling up his meat sword. She was trying to get him to notice her being awake now, but was too afraid of it being awkward, maybe next week she thought to herself, she knew his thing was thick as a beer can but for now she decided to remain passive in the dark.
 
If you left that "sorry" note on her desk, you might as well just put a fedora on at the breakfast table because you are done at everything.
 
Lol, this thread.

Shouldn't have left a note OP. Should have just denied all of it. Could have convinced her she just had a very, very weird dream.
 
Almost want to subscribe to this thread to see what happens next.

The last thing you should do is watch porn with family members(especially a younger sister) in the same room.
 
omfg

op i have the solution

please tell me she didnt see any note or anything you left

here's what you do. repeat the incident. that's right. repeat it. on purpose.

the reason you do it is because you are fucking with her to see if she would react. maybe film her for a reaction video too or something. like a youtube prank idk

just be careful. if you get caught filming her while browsing porn it could backfire. but i seriously just got out of bed to write you this
 
EightBitNate said:
Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?

And like I said she would have no idea what I'm doing. It was a bad call but I didn't think too much of it

And yes, she's of age thank god.
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Seriously, your sister? Your porno couldn't wait till she was gone Don Jon?

And yes i can tell you that i never in my 30 years on this earth watched porno with non-suspecting people in the room and i would never do it with my sister in the room because that's fucking creepy to me.
 
Just saw this thread...dammit I have stuff to do at work today :)

Edit: And how do you NOT know whether or not the headphones are plugged in to an ipad? Shouldn't it be visibly protruding from the side?
 
kick51 said:
this is how you know it's a troll thread because nobody just watches porn like it's a TV show
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I do. I watch live cams for the weird insights into freaky people's lives. And then I take pix and post them to the BritGAF whatsapp group, it's super fun.
 
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