I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

So just to be clear you're still pretending you weren't wanking under the covers?
Holy shit OP, you actually were fapping? What, we're you just gonna let it all go in the other room when you were ready? Jeez lousie...

OP, didn't you learn anything from Ricky? In the privacy of your own room man, in the privacy of your own room. Even Ricky knows how to do it right, even freaking Ricky.
 
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God tier.
#dead
 
Why are people on NeoGAF so weird?

All threads start with a title that makes some sense and then get weird!

I was watching "adult entertainment" with my sister in the room.
I don't think I got the job, my job coach sat in on my interview.

I appreciate the vagueness of thread titles. You never know what's going to be waiting for you inside.

I was expecting that OP accidentally played his music during class. But it turned out to be porn in front of his sister. I'm not complaining.
 
Calm down I wasn't stroking it or anything.

You mean to tell me that you've never watched stuff with non-suspecting people in the room?

And like I said she would have no idea what I'm doing. It was a bad call but I didn't think too much of it

And yes, she's of age thank god.

if i hear snoring its game regardless of who is in the room

ive done the same thing OP. get porn brain and sometimes you just cant tell
 
bring up a youtube clip from irreversible or something and play it so you have a good cover. something along those lines just to ease the paranoia
 
Fuck me, just when I start to think I need to give GAF a break for a while I run into a thread like this.
I fucking love this website!
 
I don't know if the tell her you are watching Game of Thrones recommendations are sincere or not but that is the worst possible show to use as an example especially with all the incest lol
 
on a scale of green to purple how many times a week do you pound off while a family member is sleeping in a close proximity?
 
omfg... i've been online. how did i miss this thread a few hours ago?

op i hope she carries out a swift and fitting revenge masturbation tomorrow night
 
Finished reading this
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I can't believe people aren't in ninja mode and double checking when doing this with people near and even closer. You are no ninja, you cassualy looking at porn you.
 
SISTER IN ROOM = NO FAP FAP / PORN WATCHING

How hard can it be? It's an iPad, it's portable. Take that shit to the bathroom/private area, son.
 
why shouldn't he watch porn if his sister is in the room ?
i don't get this.

You think that's creepy ?

When i broke my femur i was hospitalized for almost one month, i was 13.
In the same hospital room there was a guy around my age (who also broke a femur) who happened to have a pretty good looking big sister who sometimes came to visit and take care of him; nice cleavage, decent legs, often wearing miniskirts.
One day after lunch they both fell asleep and she fell asleep on the chair with her legs open enough i could see her underwear from where i was laying.

And i said what the fuck, why not.
 
This thread is gold

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But seriously, wtf are you doing op. And you making a big deal out of it is just making it worse.
 
I jerked off in my sleeping bag in the tent trailer on a family camping trip while everyone was sleeping once. I was like 14 and I couldn't help it, we went on a trip literally the day after I had my first real make-out session with a girl and I was in boner city. I was as quiet as possible and my sister was still awake. She asked what I was doing and I said I was playing Pokemon on my Game Boy. She said I was shaking the tent trailer, so I said sorry I'll play less intensely. She also walked in on me another time when she flung the door open to my room. She asked why I was under the covers and why my knees were up. I don't remember my excuse that time but I am pretty certain she saw right through my facade.
 
As soon as I read the thread title, I knew exactly what the OP was going to be...

Edit: except for the "same room as teenage sister" part...
 
OP should have watched HBO. Nudity and sexual tension without the stigma of pornography. That way if he was caught he could at least say he's watching it for the story and it could even be true.
 
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