I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

Jedeye Sniv said:
I do. I watch live cams for the weird insights into freaky people's lives. And then I take pix and post them to the BritGAF whatsapp group, it's super fun.
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not only do you do this but you just admitted to other human beings you do this

makes ya think don't it
 
kick51 said:
this is how you know it's a troll thread because nobody just watches porn like it's a TV show
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He wasn't just checking out the latest episode of porn. Don't let OP fool you.

He was in full denial mode and the night would have ended in shame and regret regardless of his headphone situation.

Might want to invest in bluetooth headphones tho.
 
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I've never tried watching porn recreationally.

You're a braver man than I to do it when someone is in the same room as you, your sister no less. I get nervous if anyone is even in the house when I'm trying to concenctrate on "adult entertainment".
 
One time I did the same mistake OP but I was alone in the room! Wtf. I'm sure my parents heard the porn. :(

Thanks folks, this topic was really golden.
 
Amateur mistake pal. You have to do the patented 'In ear out ear in ear out ear' routine before consuming the mechanical waves of pressure and displacement...or as you'd like to call it 'sound'.
 
Jesus, OP. You deserve what's coming at you for fucking THINKING its cool to FAP in the same room with your sister. For fuck sakes.
 
Philia said:
Jesus, OP. You deserve what's coming at you for fucking THINKING its cool to FAP in the same room with your sister. For fuck sakes.
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No he wasn't going to fap, just making himself horny in the same room. Then discreetly hiding his boner sneak in to the bathroom hoping his glazed eyes don't reveal his plan.
 
SBH said:
No he wasn't going to fap, just making himself horny in the same room. Then discreetly hiding his boner sneak in to the bathroom hoping his glazed eyes don't reveal his plan.
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So you're saying its okay for a guy to get aroused in the same room with a teenage sister?
 
Philia said:
So you're saying its okay for a guy to get aroused in the same room with a teenage sister?
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No, just that it wasn't his plan to fap there. I would have skipped to the bathroom part.

What color is your sister's hair btw as in your picture it's violet OP? I need details to get a clearer picture in my head what was happening.
 
SBH said:
No, just that it wasn't his plan to fap there. I would have skipped to the bathroom part.

What color is your sister's hair btw as in your picture it's violet OP? I need details to get a clearer picture in my head what was happening.
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Just to improve that picture does the carpet match the drapes? As you seem to enjoy your sisters company during intimate moments. :P
 
onee~chan! What was those noises I heard last night? It sounded like those ladies felt happy. I..I want to feel like that too! Oh not there baka! That's my sensitive part.

That's how the animes go right?
 
SBH said:
No he wasn't going to fap, just making himself horny in the same room.
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So just getting himself horny in the same room as his sleeping sister. Yes. That sounds so much better.
 
Tell your family you caught her jerking it at night, before she rats you out. Who are they going to believe, some teenager or Spider-Man?
 
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