"I would drink her bath water"

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Muthafuckas is thirsty.

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Still my favorite. Gets me everytime.
 
I'll be representative and try to come up with some male ones:

"I would let him use my tubes as headphones."

"I'd sugarcoat my clit and eat it like a Skittle to sniff his taint"

"I would shit every day for a year and build a mold out of my shit shaped like his penis, freeze it, and use it as a dildo."

tha whut? @that last one.
 
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