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If demon contracts were a real thing, would you go for it?
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Pact magicians I've encountered have acquired siddhis through their operations. One in particular, that used his abilities to dislodge me from a place of employment, died years later after we had a direct conversation about the situation when I saw him again after a few years. It may have forced him to break his pact or, maybe, fulfill it.
He used a lot of drugs to get into ecstatic states. It was an overdose that killed him.
It's also possible given his known animosity towards me that he entered into a magical state with the help of drugs to attack me again after the encounter. After a few years I was prepared for it.
He used a lot of drugs to get into ecstatic states. It was an overdose that killed him.
It's also possible given his known animosity towards me that he entered into a magical state with the help of drugs to attack me again after the encounter. After a few years I was prepared for it.
West Texas CEO
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FunkMiller
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You… do all know there’s no such thing as demons, don’t you? 
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Oh, you sweet summer child.You… do all know there’s no such thing as demons, don’t you?
Bless your heart.
chromhound
Member
what am i losing in exchange?
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Hmmmmm. I don’t know. If it granted me a twelve inch winky and a mansion it would be very tempting.
You'd get your 12 inch dick, but you'd be forever impotent. Not even the blue V would get you hard.
What? Never heard that one before. Have a link to this so I can read up on this theory. Sounds cool.
SafeOrAlone
Banned
Of course not. No one try to be edgy, now.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Is she eating his ass? What's the source of that? You have my attentionm-m-maybe
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I'll do some research for you. I primarily post on gaf while I'm at work, so my time is limited.
No. I can beat off, still.
thefool
Member
She is. Its a manga, Keyman. Its somewhat entertaining.
lukilladog
Member
What could a demon offer me that my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ hasn’t already given freely?
You know Satanas is a prosecutor or "tester" of god?. Check that story when god destroyed the life of Job just because Satanas told him he would curse at him.
What a nice god...
UnravelKatharsis
Member
As far as I know it, the idea is that the bible was written by men deceived by demons speaking as though they were god, to forever confuse and lead people away from the true God. But if that were true....assuming the Bible is not the word of God but rather the word of demons, then there is a true God, otherwise what need would the demons have to decieve?
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
I'll pass.
I see you demon, your tricks have no power here.
I see you demon, your tricks have no power here.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
They have lots of power.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I could be tempted by this.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Apocryphon
Member
If they give me all I want yes.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
In exchange for what
lukilladog
Member
Demons as in the church and pop culture creation, yeah sure, as long as no one else gets hurt by the deal, then I´d tell god how evil and stupid he is for dispensing infinite punishment for the finite made up arbitrary "sins" he formulated and walk/fly away after I made him realize his mistake... and if he tells me: -But I created your soul, it belongs to me and I can do whatever I want with it. -Oh, fuck you, learn some logic and ethics.
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haxan7
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Grildon Tundy
Member
Edit: removed. I was LTTP
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Damn. Got me.
For this specific exchange they would be like the crossroads demons in supernatural. You get something you've always wanted for a price. That price is negotiable.
Could I like get a contract to marry the queen of demons? I could cuck Satan himself. Would be pretty sweet.
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Amiga
Member
They are a thing, but the contracts are a fraud. they don't grant you anything material and they can't cash in your soul.
All they do is whisper paranoia in ears and plant malice in hearts. the price is doing actions that condemn the soul. they are the true enemy of man.
God promise is true. all you have to do is try to be a sincere decent human being.
All they do is whisper paranoia in ears and plant malice in hearts. the price is doing actions that condemn the soul. they are the true enemy of man.
God promise is true. all you have to do is try to be a sincere decent human being.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Lame. I want ultimate power for my soul. Or my child's. Whichever is easiest to offload
Grildon Tundy
Member
Dude...are you a bot who generates replies based on keywords?
What abilities did he use to dislodge you from your employment and how did they lead to your dislodgement?
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ultrazilla
Gold Member
Why would anyone "sign a contract/sell your soul" when it will result in ETERNAL HELL?!
I pray they would reconsider and tell them I love them.
You don't want to be tortured, dismembered, raped, eaten, beaten, cut, gutted, smashed, flattened, compound fractured, brain oozing, eye popping, gouged, gorged, filet, hung, drown, drilled,
smashed, gang raped and whatever else they do in hell?
Watch: 23 minutes in Hell
I pray they would reconsider and tell them I love them.
You don't want to be tortured, dismembered, raped, eaten, beaten, cut, gutted, smashed, flattened, compound fractured, brain oozing, eye popping, gouged, gorged, filet, hung, drown, drilled,
smashed, gang raped and whatever else they do in hell?
Watch: 23 minutes in Hell
Amiga
Member
your own soul is all you have. you can't offload it, you have it for eternity, it will dwell where you take it. those you fantasies about are poor and meek and and can't even grant you illusory satisfaction.
One event that immediately comes to mind relates to clairvoyance. He had been visiting the bookstore for a couple weeks. I was at the front counter. He and my employer had gone into the back. I got a strong uneasy feeling like something was trying to get inside my mind. Unusual, but thought it was my mind making something of a subconscious anxiety. Taking a handful of small sodalite stones from the counter, I placed them in a circle around me and entered into a meditation following yogic practices of posture, breathing and focus. When suddenly, seconds after starting, he comes storming out and demands to know why I'm blocking him. I laughed and told him he doesn't have the right to invade my mind and tried to subtly make it appear I was doing something more complex than I was with small unnecessary gestures. He was mad. He genuinely felt entitled to invade my mind. From his reaction it also seemed he was surprised I blocked him. TBH, I was a bit surprised that the impression I had gotten moments before, that something was trying to get into my mind, was a real thing that was a happening and not my imagination. I had never felt something like that before. I'd done clairvoyant experiments, but this experience was intense, threatening and new. I did my best to keep that feeling from showing by taking a handwave attitude defense. He used this event as evidence that I was up to something and to bring into question my honestly with my employer. He's blocking me because he's hiding something! He's working with evil forces or he couldn't block me! Stuff like that was making it back to me from several sources. There were no cameras in the store.
While I had experimented with occultism for years and had an attraction to this stuff since my earliest memories, I was a neophyte initiate(1994). While this thing with him can be startling taken at face value in isolation, it was only one of a handful of similar events happening around the same time.
Being as this single saga is convoluted, with many events like this taking place over 4 months, involving several people, and concepts that may require exhaustive explanation, it'd be difficult to outline it satisfactorily in a simple way leading to my being laid off from the bookstore. Within those months he and my employer got into a relationship which led to me being laid off within days. Trying to recall if they got married in those months or shortly after. It doesn't really matter to the context beyond mentioning the courtship was short and the marriage unexpected and without family.
It was during that time I learned what it was like to be on the receiving end of a sex magick death curse. My employer ended up telling me about it a few days before I was laid off. She seemed compelled to tell me technical details, maybe she felt guilty. It may be that she was giving a warning, maybe gloating. Maybe trying to see how I would react and what I would say. It happened on Samhain making that one memorable. Fortunately, for me, on that night, I was already in circle for the entire night as the West station following unrelated plans with others.
The night he died of his overdose was the same day he and I talked those years later.
FunkMiller
Member
I’m genuinely trying to work out how many in this thread are trolling, and how many actually believe this medieval crap
Badlucktroll
Member
It would be interesting to see what human form the demon takes. Like a fu manchu guy, or a quadriplegic british dude, ect.
Amiga
Member
GAF tend to be older people with more diverse life experiences.
the subject is like formless water, difficult to grasp but dose have substance. our partial ignorance of these creatures is Gods mercy , otherwise many more people would be tempted to deal with them.
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
I see you're a believer.
I'm not trying to be difficult, nor do I mean any offense, but how do you know demons are real? What evidence have you seen to convince you that demons are real, or that God exists?
Amiga
Member
I believe in God because of the many things in creation. the atmosphere, physics, our bodies, space, history of mankind, and most importantly the many answered prayers alhamdulillah.
for the demons (Jinn) it's personal experiences.
Grildon Tundy
Member
That is a wild story. Thanks for sharing.
Please be Zoe Saldana <3
Well that's lame. what is the point of having a kid if i can't pawn his soul off for something sweet?
DragoonWalker
Member
I don't even fuck with ouija boards, why would you wanna mess with something you have zero understanding of that has a high chance of fucking you over? Must be really bored or really desperate.
lukilladog
Member
That doesn make much sense, who or what is the "you" that can own a soul?. I think the ancient israelites in the old testament had more of a clue believing that we were our physical body brought to life by the breath of god, of course to me the "breath of god" has a natural explanation since the causal order of the world is natural. But this thing of souls going to hell or heaven is not in the teachings of Jesus nor in the old testament, and seems to me just Platonic/Pagan Greek influence or contamination from 2nd century church.