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[darkangel-212559]

I would choose to come back as a cat in the Western world. Sleeping all day, being fed, would be great.

Not in the middle east though. Cats have a terrible time there.

 

[Tschumi]

Fuck... Not a fun world to be an animal in atm is it... Er... A cow in India

 

[fran.fernandez]

A bat in China

 

[teezzy]

 

[ClanOfNone]

A cat, they sleep 18 hours a day and that sounds amazing.

 

[triplestation]

taylor swifts dirty undies

 

[Ulysses 31]

A cow in India.

 

[darkangel-212559]

taylor swifts dirty undies

Last time I checked that wasn't an animal.

 

[The Pleasure]

Canadian. I want to be the politest animal in the world.

 

[triplestation]

Last time I checked that wasn't an animal.

i think a house cat is the most optimal choice

they are clean and lounge and play all day

 

[TheRobot]

A panda, a rare and adored animal.
I'm lazy and dumb so I'm already half way there.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Octopus

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

A bee.

Steady job. Same goals as every other bee, so everyone's on board. Dance a bit. Spend lots of time smelling flowers. Live in nice OCD hexagonal housing.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

A Tiger, so I could fight a samurai.

 

[Ikutachi]

Octopus

Incredibly intelligent. Their short lifespan is unfortunate.

 

[IDKFA]

I'd be a Killer Whale.

Wouldn't be a lonely life and I'd be an apex predator.

 

[Plies]

Incredibly intelligent. Their short lifespan is unfortunate.

I blame Italian Americans and their love of fried calamari

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Definitely an Eagle, the power of flight would be exhilarating.

 

[Plies]

I read this one story about two women who hate each other and revenge each other, they were then being reborn as a hen and a cat, and then as a doe and a leopardess…

 

[Blade2.0]

A human

 

[AREYOUOKAY?]

I just wanna roll in a ball and go fast.

 

[SidViscous]

Eagle

I'd fly all majestic and shit, explore America from above, nobody is allowed to shoot me.

Cat? Fucking boring

 

[farmerboy]

Gorilla or leopard/panther.

Probably gorilla, I wanna look like I lift, without actually lifting.

 

[GeorgPrime]

A cat.

Rubbing on tits, demanding food, ignoring people, just sleeping all the time, sometimes destroy stuff if i want too and people will love you anyway...

 

[Dai Kaiju]

Octopus

Why anyone would pick anything else is beyond me. You get:

-camouflage
-8 arms with suckers on them (that can taste!)
-9 brains
-3 hearts
-A beak that can bite through bone
-ink spray to blind predators

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Why anyone would pick anything else is beyond me. You get:

-camouflage
-8 arms with suckers on them (that can taste!)
-9 brains
-3 hearts
-A beak that can bite through bone
-ink spray to blind predators

But you can't fight the best of the best elite samurai. That is the main thing.

 

[Richard Packer]

Anyone one with a prehensile penis. So a female elephant.

 

[Birdo]

Hedgehog. Because you can turn into a spikey ball and stuff.

 

[VulcanRaven]

Something close to a human. Maybe gorilla.

 

[T8SC]

 

[*Nightwing]

Candiru

just to spite humanity

 

[Ikutachi]

Good luck with the lottery of having a good owner.

 

[T8SC]

Good luck with the lottery of having a good owner.

 

[TKOFromTokyo]

Cockroach? They survive pretty much everything

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

House cat with a loving owner like my own. He seems to have a pretty good life.

If we're talking about wild animals… I definitely still would want to be some kind of feline. Tiger, cheetah, lion, etc. Maybe a cheetah because you can run so freaking fast, but tigers are awesome too. Maybe a damn liger like Napoleon Dynamite was talking about. Now that's some good stuff.

 

[Burning Blade]

A well loved dog or a killer whale.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

I originally wanted to be a Shark but then I saw this video





So I guess now I'd want to be reincarnated as the trust fund baby of a very wealthy white man

 

[Dark Star]

Why anyone would pick anything else is beyond me. You get:

-camouflage
-8 arms with suckers on them (that can taste!)
-9 brains
-3 hearts
-A beak that can bite through bone
-ink spray to blind predators

I watched My Octopus Teacher on Netflix and now they're my spirit animal.

 

[bitbydeath]

Dolphin, they're smart, fast, ocean exploration is a huge plus and they know how to fuck.

 

[celsowmbr]

A wild Joe Biden

 

[MaestroMike]

Crow or one of those mountain vultures that live off of bones.

 

[Azzurri]

Lion
Tiger
Cheetah

 

[MGHA]

Air

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

A Horse

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

And be a Cat... To stay near from kat



HAhaha

 

[Toots]

If you're human, reincarnating in anything other than human is supposed to be a downgrade ( from the buddhist POV). That said if I had to choose I would be reincarnated as one of the turtles who still fuck at 120 years old

 

[roosnam1980]

 

[Ikutachi]

If you're human, reincarnating in anything other than human is supposed to be a downgrade ( from the buddhist POV). That said if I had to choose I would be reincarnated as one of the turtles who still fuck at 120 years old

They eat pizza too, right? That too.

 

[Toots]

They eat pizza too, right? That too.

They live in paradise islands, eat pizzas, and fuck, pretty cool life if you ask me!

 

[DavidGzz]

A parrot in a beautful tropic country for the view.

1. I'd be able to fly
2. I'm colorful af
3. Can live for 75 years
4. I can still talk shit