If you could choose a food to be president which would you pick?

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steak

everybody loves it

steak is more than nourishment, it does the spirit good and kept our ancestors healthy in both mind and body

some claim they don't like steak because they are vegan but we know they do

if it is replace by seitan or quorn or some other bullshit then the vegans will love it but do actual people really wanna live in a world where seitan is running things
 
steak

everybody loves it

steak is more than nourishment, it does the spirit good and kept our ancestors healthy in both mind and body

some claim they don't like steak because they are vegan but we know they do

if it is replace by seitan or quorn or some other bullshit then the vegans will love it but do actual people really wanna live in a world where seitan is running things
I hate steak, and not a vegan/vegetarian.
 
Lol, I really don't. Don't know why, every time I have it I'm disgusted. Hamburgers, meatballs are just fine though. I've heard it my whole life.
i agree that ribeye steak is the best but that every steak is great steak if treated properly

i especially like your idea of using a meat tenderizer to tenderize chuck steak so that it becomes more tender
 
Sauerkraut, few people actually like it but it is actually really healthy and generally age well. Since everyone hates the president anyway it might as well be something healthy.
 
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Pizza.

Loved by almost everyone, not an elitist, always available, endless diversity of topping / crust choices. Just generally makes people happy.

President Pizza would be the great unifyer this country needs
 
Rice.

Simple but extremely realiable, works every time, great at cooperating and making the dish better. Tastes amazing. Can be used to make bread, flour, alcohol, you name it.

That's a good food right here.
 
President Surf N Turf has a nice ring to it. We need a president that knows how to eat a steak, but can party when the mood is right.
 
You know the democrats would nominate tofu. Has no actual flavour, just absorbs whatever is around it. :p

I'd nominate a quesadilla..or goulash. :)
 
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