I would totally want to work for Itagaki on Team Ninja. Then I could laugh as he has his master ninjas kill GA for that review. Oh, also all the hot Japanese girls I would get to have sex with(I'm pretty sure that's one of the perks that can be written off as "R & D" under Team Ninja).
My personal goal is to create my own game-industry focused strategy consulting firm.
I'd like to work with the CEOs of all game companies on issues relating to revenue, profitability, marketshare, market-entry, potential M&A, etc.
In areas of market-entry, I would really like to figure out ways to tap into new revenue opportunities particularly those in South Asia and the Middle East.