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[Bloobs]

 

[Wandering Leopard]

Living post apocalypse isn't going to be fun and if you told anyone else they wouldn't believe it - the only logical option is to stay where I am surround myself with:

• Drugs
• Alcohol
• Prostitutes

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Hookers and blow

Hookers in cosplay and weed for me

 

[winjer]

But would a hooker want to spend her last hours, servicing ugly dudes.

 

[MayauMiao]

Make sure I stock up plenty of RadAway.

 

[Zathalus]

Fly to an island that probably won’t be nuked. A total nuclear war, while devastating, won’t destroy the entire human race. Nobody is going to waste a nuke on Mauritius or the Canary Islands.

 

[ResilientBanana]

I would ask for 3 wishes.

 

[Bloobs]

But would a hooker want to spend her last hours, servicing ugly dudes.

 

[winjer]

Is that you?

 

[RJMacready73]

If you know the time and date, book an appointment to go view that nuclear fallout shelter for the rich, tell him you're interested in buying a place and time it so you arrive with your family for a viewing (packing of course) and when he's done explaining everything shoot him and close the door, result

 

[Azzurri]

 

[Complistic]

Move to someplace no one lives probably.

 

[ReBurn]

Probably die in the inevitable breakdown in law and order.

 

[Ironbunny]

I'd hopefully be in here for main strike but not sure what after that.

 

[Lord Panda]

If I'm granted three wishes by the genie before the apocalypse:

1. Fix the final four seasons of GoT.
2. Birthday cake and high-class ladies of the night for DeafTourette
3. Actual specs and release date for the PS5 Pro

 

[Trilobit]

Honestly the survivors will envy the dead in that case. I’d probably just try to make my peace with everyone and accept my fate and hope to see everyone on the other side.

I've always liked these moments in postapocalyptic games and movies. Just some friends and a nice fire going on. Maybe a bottle of vodka or two. Living in the moment and enjoying it whenever you can as you don't know what tomorrow will look like.

 

[SJRB]

I'd have the genie waterboarded about how he knows this information.

 

[Trogdor1123]

If I'm granted three wishes by the genie before the apocalypse:

1. Fix the final four seasons of GoT.
2. Birthday cake and high-class ladies of the night for DeafTourette
3. Actual specs and release date for the PS5 Pro

Woah there. Asking a bit much there aren’t we?

 

[cash_longfellow]

Hookers and blow

Who needs nuclear war for that?

 

[Reckheim]

Get as much fuel as possible, pack the essentials; buy tons of camping equipment. Try to take out as much money as possible from the bank and ideally buy gold with it.

drive as far north as possible; as far away as possible from any large population areas.

 

[Dr.D00p]

Make sure I'm within 1K of a prime target...don't see much point in prolonging the suffering.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Anything to protect myself? Genie better be putting the finishing touches on my hammerspace arsenal and time traveling powers.

 

[Draugoth]

Save as much as porn as i can to watch in my bunker

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Getting into my bunker.

If my solar power stays in tact my wife and I could live in there for years if needed

 

[Putonahappyface]

But would a hooker want to spend her last hours, servicing ugly dudes.

Everyone has a price.

 

[winjer]

Everyone has a price.

But what is she going to do with that money, fi she is dead?

 

[Putonahappyface]

But what is she going to do with that money, fi she is dead?

That's her problem.

 

[Trunx81]

Put in Spider-Man 2. Time it perfectly so when the bombs hit, Peter Parker says “Pizza time!”

 

[protonion]

I don't think my country would ever be a target, so I would just watch the nuclear mushrooms on my TV.

 

[Alebrije]

Nothing , on a nuclear war is better gone firsth than "living" a few monts more on a wasteland.

 

[Pagusas]

100% head to my wife's dad's place, he has an off the grid bunker with end of the world supplies and 100% self sustained. Dude is a hardcore prepper, retired marine.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

100% head to my wife's dad's place, he has an off the grid bunker with end of the world supplies and 100% self sustained. Dude is a hardcore prepper, retired marine.

Have to love us hardcore preppers

My son and his wife are the only ones who knows where our door is and how to access even the outter door

Our parents knew we were building this thing but we have limited space and can't save everyone

 

[clarky]

Who needs nuclear war for that?

Certainly not me.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Bungee jump. Probably my greatest fear up there with swimming with great white sharks.

 

[Punished Miku]

It would be pandemonium outside. I'd probably just chill at home.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

It would be pandemonium outside. I'd probably just chill at home.

So why not go out with a bang?

 

[badblue]

I'd just try to enjoy what time was left.

 

[Punished Miku]

So why not go out with a bang?

I like hanging out at home, and my cats would probably be a bit scared from all the idiots running around outside. We'd probably just chill and do a movie marathon for a few days until the heatwave. Maybe I'd write some diary bullshit for archeologists to find.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Pets are sacred and family. I wouldn't leave my pet behind either.

 

[Kenneth Haight]

Don’t fight it

 

[GladiusFrog]

Enjoy my time with family and pets untill starvation or the radiation kills me. you can't prep yourself out of an extinction event.

 

[ResilientBanana]

Head north with the family and try to live as long as possible.

 

[wondermega]

If the initial blasts don't just vaporize you where you stand, that nuclear winter is going to be a major bitch. Not sure how long that lasts before things regain any kind of "normalcy" but likely long enough that most will be starving and suffering with no more food or real infrastructure to sustain. Never mind the cancer for those who've been irradiated (not sure what percentage of people this would effect, but I imagine the odds are unpleasant).

Anyway I am sure no matter how you slice it, this would be "interesting" for a short time to see society completely fall apart, but such novelty will quickly deteriorate and soon most would feel envious of the dead, anyway.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I'd just try to enjoy what time was left.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Currently just waiting it out and hoping for de-escalation.

 

[AJUMP23]

You need to be able to live somewhere that has no one else. You would want clean sight-lines to your property for protection. The ability to grow and store your food. Ammunition for hunting. Learn bow hunting too, quieter.

Depends on the level of destruction. You want ways to access fuel. And probably gold for barter. It would be a bleak world after.

 

[badblue]

 

[IntentionalPun]

I keep a few grams of molly stashed away for just this purpose.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

So will I die in the 72 hours? If I know that's all I have left of my mortality I'm going full unhinged booty bandit mode.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

You need to be able to live somewhere that has no one else. You would want clean sight-lines to your property for protection. The ability to grow and store your food. Ammunition for hunting. Learn bow hunting too, quieter.

Depends on the level of destruction. You want ways to access fuel. And probably gold for barter. It would be a bleak world after.

I know some in my family think I am crazy in my prepper storage but I have cases of Tylenol, Aleve, Benadryl and Neosporin for not only personal use but possible bartering after the fact

Plus no idea the amount of rounds of 9MM, .45 and 5.56 in crates down there.

Gold might be worth putting down there as well, didn't really think of using that to barter

Luckily having our home in Indiana and bunker on an old large farm we are way off the grid to begin with

Fascinating thread btw