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[Matlock]

...thanks to TToB, who came up with this idea.

For me, it'd be Wind Waker...because of that frigging Triforce quest. Gh.

 

[6.8]

Splinter Cell. I'm not known to get mad at games, but the last level of the first game almost got my TV set and Xbox a decent serving of sledge hammer.

 

[AniHawk]

Either Jak 2 or Dark Cloud. It's a close race between those two.

 

[darscot]

The entire Mario franchise. I would just blame it on all the colors and muchrooms. It's the colors man.. the colors.

 

[dark10x]

Kirby Air Ride.

"I thought I could just hold down the pedal without steering and still manage to get to where I was going."

 

[Ristamar]

From frustration/shitty AI? Definitely NBA Live 2004.

From weird/abstract/esoteric content? I'll have to think on that one...

 

[Mama Smurf]

I'm going to wait until I'm about...80, and blame Doom.

 

[Oni Link 666]

Pokémon.

Gotta catch 'em all. Gotta catch 'em all.
Gotta catch 'em all. Gotta catch 'em all.

 

[belgurdo]

Mary Kate and Ashley License to Drive

It'd keep the jury guessing for a few months

 

[8bit]

Sexy Parodius.

 

[BlackSalad]

F-Zero GX of course

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

A couple of the sword master matches in SCII had me questioning my sanity.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Metroid. I'd go mad at the mere thought that a woman can do a man's job. Luckily its a video game and not reality.

 

[Gattsu25]

I'd go to the mall and stomp and random people's heads, then perform cute slipping motions in their blood and brains

I'd blame it on Mario

 

[DaCocoBrova]

My Hero on the Sega Master System. I damn near had a coronary attack at the tender age of 9.

 

[Ristamar]

I'd go to the mall and stomp and random people's heads, then perform cute slipping motions in their blood and brains

I'd blame it on Mario

Stomp or butt-stomp?

 

[FortNinety]

Rez from Trancemission mode.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Vagrant Story.

"I swear, when I hit him 20 times with a sword I thought I was going to mostly miss, and at most do 1 damage!"

 

[nubbe]

Super Mario Bros

Eating shrooms and playing with fire is a dangerus mix

 

[Ranger X]

None. 'Cause i'm not a stupid retarded fuck.

 

[B'z-chan]

FFXI made me do it. Damn those snippers and there magical abilities.

Lots of games have almost made me go nuts but none more than Tetris cause its freaking adicting.

OH and i'll agree SMB will get to you too and sonic.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

None. 'Cause i'm not a stupid retarded fuck.

*gets hammer out of toolbox*

 

[AniHawk]

EDIT: And seeing from your post below, I hope you knew I was not being serious. All in the name of humor.

 

[Baron Aloha]

Pokemon.

 

[Jugendstil]

Denshya De Go

 

[carpal]

TETRIS!

 

[Soul4ger]

ICO. There just weren't enough guns.

 

[White Man]

I'd blame it on some Choro Q PSX RPG I played for about 5 minutes 5 years ago. I see those evil talking cars whenever I close my eyes. Choro Q Wonderful, was it?

 

[Ranger X]

I disagree.

LMAO

 

[FriScho]

pong, it started beating pixels

 

[Jill Sandwich]

The maze at the end of wonderboy in monsterland. Or all the times you drop the hookshot in Res Evil 0 only to find 2 hours later you need it again.

 

[B E N K E]

When I'm caught rolling around the streets inside a giant see-through ball I know what game to blame!

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

GTA:Ohio

'Dang, paw, I's shot me a nigra'

 

[Crispy]

Blast Corps had me ROTFF&S (Rolling Over The Floor Frustrated & Screaming) when I tried to get all platinum medals.

Also FF-X2, the lighting rod calibrating games...AAAAAAARGH I went nuts!!! Luckily they were optional to do, otherwise I would've been in a sanitarium by now.

 

[Sinatar]

Just to throw the press for a loop.

 

[MrPing1000]

Goemon, then people would understand

 

[Guileless]

If Tingle appears to you and starts telling you where treasure is, are you considered crazy? This happened to one of my friends.

 

[B'z-chan]

If Tingle appears to you and starts telling you where treasure is, are you considered crazy? This happened to one of my friends.

OMG i cant even read teh screen crap man that is just freaking funny shit i'm at work and everyone is looking at me now thank you Guileless

 

[LakeEarth]

If Tingle appears to you and starts telling you where treasure is, are you considered crazy? This happened to one of my friends.

Yeah you sound pretty crazy... instead of the Jason "cha cha" echo, I'm sure he hears "Tingle-Tingle-KOOLOMPA!!!" in the distance.

 

[Mermandala]

Q*Bert and his sailor's mouth eroded my moral fiber.

 

[Shogmaster]

Either I'm decapitatin' some people and blaming it on Ninja Gaiden, or running into cars turning corners, making them crash into poles, and blame it on PGR2.

 

[LakeEarth]

Tetris turned me into a commie!!!

 

[Azih]

Yoshi's Island is the best advertisment for drugs there is.

Yoshi looks so damn happy when he TOUCHES FUZZY to GET DIZZY