Robert at Zeboyd Games
Banned
So simple, what's the issue? Nothing. There's nothing. Every single excuse in this thread outside of the nonsensical arguments that don't even count (Monkey bars?) is literally pointless.
All Defenders in this thread outside the ones who backed out are all insane. No other explanation and fits the actual definition, not even an insult.
Or you could just accept that some people have opinions that differ from yours.
I personally am glad that there's no voice chat because that means I don't have to choose between playing better (turning voice chat on and trying to coordinate with teammates) and having a more enjoyable time (turning voice chat off and not having to risk meeting offensive players). Everybody's on a level playing field and that's great.
Like the Souls games (another game with an online component with no voice chat), Splatoon is going for an atmosphere that is very different than the typical voice chat that goes on in competitive shooters.
One of the goals with Splatoon is to attract new players who aren't already into these kinds of games. All it takes is one particularly bad online experience to sour some people on the whole game. Some person who is unfamiliar with typical online shooter communities, naively turns on voice chat and is assaulted by racial slurs, sexual harassment, or just insults for not playing like somebody else wanted them to and boom. Maybe they don't want to play this game anymore. And if they're a minor and a parent overhears the conversation, maybe they're not even allowed to play the game anymore.
So yes, there are reasons for people to want no voice chat option. You obviously disagree with them and feel those reasons are unimportant but they exist. And hey, if no voice chat means the whole thing runs a little smoother, that's a nice bonus.
Personally, I think the best thing to do would be to leave Splatoon alone but add party chat to the system as a whole. That way, groups of friends could still chat while playing games.