AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23

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2 children. Will get a dog.
You should start an OnlyfansI'd take my clothes off and stay a while. Really give 'em a show.
Porcile I recommend you earn some money and build credit and the bank will loan you a house for 15, 20, or 30 years at a reasonable interest rate. Then you trade them some of your monthly earnings for the ability to eventually own a home. I will even help you know what to do? If you ask.
That’s going to be a lot of spank materialOpen House today and tomorrow.![]()
Vancouver is a nice place to live at least.400K for that!
Live in a 900 sq/f townhome, rancher. 2 bedroom 1 bath. Paid 405k 3 years ago. Think these are going for close to 600K right now.
Fuck I hate vancouver
That is what we decided. We thought if you are putting down 10k in earnest and waiving appraisal then you are not going to walk away. Hopefully the deal goes through no issues.I'd take the first offer if they're going to waive the appraisal.
That goes for like 900k-1.5M in California depending on the location. You probably have slightly nicer vistas in the locations in which such a house would have that valuation (hills, etc), but still, I am jelly at those prices.
I can offer 100 bucks, and an issue of penthouse letters which has Hulk Hogan as Thunderlips motorboating a girl. Running wild up here brother!with the housing market right now, I think you won't have any problem selling it for a good price as long as everything's in order with the house.
on a side note, do GAF members get a discount? I can offer $75 and a box of hentai manga![]()
Home is already under contract.I can offer 100 bucks, and an issue of penthouse letters which has Hulk Hogan as Thunderlips motorboating a girl. Running wild up here brother!
He has the newest Xbox
Why you trying to front my dude. I said I wanted to maintain some anonymity and you are trying to figure it out.I did an image search for one of the pics you put on here and it was funny how many other houses that look exactly like yours popped up.
I'm not trying to be mean but contractors love building generic houses with the same materials and designs. I know why they do but it's depressing seeing all the new houses in my area that look like cut and paste models of each other
Just wanted to show you where I am going as well.
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I have a wife to clean the bathrooms.....That's stunning, I cannot imagine the upkeep for somewhere like that if you're working.
Are you getting someone in to look after the garden, etc?
Just wanted to show you where I am going as well.
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I have a wife to clean the bathrooms.....AS far as exterior upkeep I think an hour or two a week in the summer will be fine. Mowing I have a 36"zero turn that runs quick, and 2 children to do their part with the maintenance.
We want to put a pool in the back yard but that probably means moving septic and field lines, so that is a good amount of money.
can I crash at your pad for a few weeks?Just wanted to show you where I am going as well.
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I live in a city in the southern part of the US.....the cost of living is excellent here.What city do you live in, OP? Anyone from China offer you $1 million in cash yet?
How else do you think we are going to get the Onlyfans profitable?can I crash at your pad for a few weeks?