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In this thread we will make crazy, unsupported E3 2005 predictions

Everyone will be happy and extremely excited about everything showed at E3 and no one will have concerns about any product or company.

Now, that's crazy.

I win, flawless victory.
 
In an effort to to shed some of it's kiddie image Nintendo reveals that ATI's Hollywood GPU is in fact wirelessly powered by the despair of teenage, drug addicted, prostitute, runaways.
 
I'd like to add one more to my prediction list :

people who have money win

people with no money complain endlessly because they are tied to one purchasing decission that they have to defend.
 
My predictions are more what I'd *like* to see happen than what might actually happen. Here goes nothing.


• 2K Games snags exclusivity deal with the NBA and NHL
• Microsoft will show the Xenon and it will be playable
• RARE will have Perfect Dark Zero, Kameo, and a new Killer Instinct for Xenon
• Microsoft will show a trailer for Halo 3 on Xenon
• PlayStation 3 will be present at the show, but not playable (like PSP last year)
• Expect to see an early-in-development GTA for PS3 slated for launch with PS3 (megat0n!)
• First true details and examples of PSP connectivity will be detailed, perhaps demonstrated
• Capcom shows at least a teaser for Resident Evil 5
• Konami will show a teaser for Metal Gear Solid 4
• Nintendo shows a teaser trailer for Mario 128 (at their P.C.) and everybody shits their pants :D
• The new Legend of Zelda will be playable
• The rumored line of PDA-esque software for DS will be unveiled, not necessarily Palm licensed though
• At least a dozen previously unannounced first-party DS/GC titles will be shown, some will be huge surprises!
• Nintendo will show a collage trailer of Revolution titles in development (at their P.C.)
• Nintendo will at least give Revolution specs, lesser chance they'll show what it looks like
• Namco will show Soul Calibur 3 at some capacity, and be slated for multi-platform release like SC2
• The platform exclusive characters will be PS2-Dante, GC-Link, and XB-Master Chief (w/ plasma sword)
• I believe someone will announce an acquisition of Sega (hopefully not MS)


That's all I can think of off the top of my head... Not asking much, huh? :lol
 
Losing the three biggest third party games from this gen will only hurt? Say what you will about GTA it's here to stay and San Andreas proves it. Many thought after Vice City it would fall off in sales. Getting that as an exclusive to Xenon will probably make it a neck and neck race in America.

Yeah, I agree it would be a blow to Sony, but I think it really could happen...

RockStar could release the next-gen GTA on Xenon Q1 2006, giving it a next gen exclusive....the only problem is the fact that Xenon is THE ONLY NEXT-GEN SYSTEM AVAILABLE in Q1 2006!!!!

PS3 will launch Q4 2006 in the US (biggest sales of GTA are here) and then GTA could arrive Q1 2007(per the one year agreement), just 4-5 months after PS3 launch....

MS get their exclusive GTA, Sony gets the game soon after launch and Rockstar gets moneyhats from both...

EVERYONE WINS :D
 
gollumsluvslave said:
Just a hunch but it wouldn't surprise me to see M$ buy Take 2.

They want to aquisitions from what I've read and the most obvious is T2 or Ubisoft.
Take 2 would probably also enjoy having MS's legal and accounting departments to handle everything.
 
In this thread we will make crazy, unsupported E3 2005 predictions


Of course, none of this is actually going to happen at the E3, but during the official PCs instead.


Square to announce XBox 360 support (and shock the world)

Both next gen GTA and MGS4 will make a debut - on PS3

Insomniac PS3 FPS is shown - it looks awesome but surprisingly similar to a high profile XBox FPS.

Special Edition of Halo 2 is in development for XBox 360 - first screens look stunning

Perfect Dark Zero is XBox 360's premier launch title.



:)
 
Despite having new PS3 and PSP stuff to show off, Sony will produce another sleep inducing pre-show press conference.
 
Ghost said:
Despite having new PS3 and PSP stuff to show off, Sony will produce another sleep inducing pre-show press conference.

Hey, we're talking about crazy predictions in here. Not something that's bound to happen. :P
 
Microsoft clones Jenna jameson and gives one free clone away with each XBox 360 purchase for a limited time!!!


Thank you , i'll take three Xbox 360's please!
 
StRaNgE said:
Microsoft clones Jenna jameson and gives one free clone away with each XBox 360 purchase for a limited time!!!


Thank you , i'll take three Xbox 360's please!

I'll take four! (if it's HIV free) :lol
 
Starcraft 2 for the PC will be shown in playable form at E3! And Blizzard will announce a Fall 2005 release!!!

:(
 
the ps3 will be shown first, then the xbox 360 and nobody talks again about the second xbox, because -> owned by sony!
 
X-Box 360

A Shadowrun trailer will be shown

Operation Flashpoint 2 will be exclusive and will be one of the best looking games of the show

A Grand Theft Auto game will be demonstrated running on Unreal Engine 3
 
I see all new consoles, I play every game I can get my grubby hands on, I love everything. I dont' give a fracking crap who has exlusive this and who has exclusive that, I attempt to dodge the flying man batter from fapping fanboys.

I decide to buy every console cuz thats what I do every generation.
 
Sony will cut their deals with Namco and Capcom for Tekken and Devil May Cry exclusivity and replace them instead with exclusivity (premiere) deals for the Soul Calibur and Resident Evil franchises, respectively.
 
Here's mine:

Final Fantasy Advent Children is actually a real time PS3 game which will be a launch title for the system. IMAGINE THAT if true! OMG..
 
jenov4 said:
Here's mine:

Final Fantasy Advent Children is actually a real time PS3 game which will be a launch title for the system. IMAGINE THAT if true! OMG..

Well I could see them taking the models they've created for AC and making a PS3 game out of it. A game based on a movie based on a game ... why not, heh.
 
jenov4 said:
Here's mine:

Final Fantasy Advent Children is actually a real time PS3 game which will be a launch title for the system. IMAGINE THAT if true! OMG..

You made me cum..
 
Alright, whether or not you like them , here we go:

Microsoft

- Microsoft eager to tap the HD market is going to annouce the much anticipated "Xenon HD"
- Microsoft is also going to have a playable copy of ONE Xenon game w/ LAN capabilities to showcase gamercards, Live NEXT features etc.
- Allard will further outline the roadmap for improved infastructure within the gaming industry for online transactions where anything from bonus packs for games to possible characters for MMO's will be able to be bought, traded and delievered all through MS's Live NEXT project.
- Xenon HD will be the talk of the show. Halo 3 will be annouced as a Fall 2006 title. A teaser of the Chief will be displayed at the end of games being shown for Xenon with a phrase along the lines of : "Was Earth a decoy?"
- Live NEXT will be talked about : More features, content and player cards will be displayed. Also, the interaction between people via web cam devices will be possible. I imagine that every Xenon HD game will have an option to pop you out to a menu within the console and talk to the person(s) you're playing with in real time.
- Numerous games that have been annouced for the PC will be upgraded to the Xenon platform. Expect World of Warcraft to go to the Xenon HD sometime in 2006.
- Built in Gigabit ethernet and possible (yet not confirmed) built in 54G wireless will be available for the Xenon HD out of the box.
- Supported monitors will range from CRT, LCD, DLP LCD Projector and Plasma HD TV's ; 720p 1080i for most will be the normal output. Expect "good" cables to come in box with the Xenon HD.
- Controllers will be wireless out of the box
- HDD for Xenon HD ; Expect a 20GB Laptop sized HDD to come in the "gold" packaged Xenon HD ; Expect a 10GB laptop sized HDD to come in the "standard" Xenon package.
- Memory cards will be GB's, not Megs and cost cheaper than convential memory cards
- Expect retail of most Xenon HD games to range from $54.99 to $64.99.

Sony
- Annoucement of PS3.
- Final Specs of Dual-Cell Core chipset in the PS3 unit.
- Final design of the PS3 and controllers to be wireless
- Expect an overly ambitious campagin to win over the Sony fanbase with PlayStation ONLINE. A rebirth of sorts. The idea that spawned Xbox Live but Sony will have a revamped gameplan for making sure EVERYTHING is online in some way or form.
- Loss of 56k internet connections with the new hardware
- Major game developers to put their pledge towards PS3 development. Touting an easier code base to create more content, creatively and quickly to get games to the gamers.
- Expect a 5-9 month dev time on PS3 games. 9-18 month on Xenon HD
- PSP interoperability with the PS3. Content, music, video etc to be swapped.
- PS3 to have it's OWN intergrated web browser
- PlayStation ONLINE to feature a $19.99 sign up for the first 12 months, almost a certain stab at Microsoft for offering LIVE for $70 bucks.
- Most games to be at least 4 player / Online to feature 32 People (min)
- Major sequels to hit. Grand Theft Auto 4 will be ONLY on the PS3. Sony will have shelled at LEAST $150 Million for Next-Next Gen rights for the Grand Theft Auto series.
- New engine never seen before for the GTA universe. Rockstar to retire early.
-Built in Gigabit LAN and 54G wireless out of the box.


Overall (I'll skip Nintendo just because I don't follow them much.... :lol )
- Soul Calibur III will launch for Xenon HD. MARK MY F'ning WORDS!
- GC will NOT get Soul Calibur III or any conversion of it.
-MGS 4 will be annouced for BOTH PS3 and Xenon HD (which one will look better?)
-Final Fantasy Online (a squareENIX joint MMO) will be annouced for PS3 and Xenon HD

there you have it.
 
I'd say that your predictions about FF Online aren't wildly off the mark, but i have it on pretty good authority that MGS4 will be a PS3 exclusive for at least a year.
 
I don't wanna make guesses on any of the three new home consoles. I wanna be surprised and blown away by all three.

I think PSP will come out with strong support from third parties, and I think games like GTA and other well known titles will make it clear how good a future it has to the media.

On the other hand I think DS will come out with strong support too. Possibly stronger than PSP, ya never know. I hope so, largely because I already own one, and I want to see the system used to its potential:

• Online plan unveiled with ready support from third parties as well as Nintendo.
• Mario Kart DS online would be nice
• Super Monkey Ball DS
• FFCC + Zelda FS online please!
• Mario Paint or new equivilent please!
• Point & Click adventures please! LucasArts classics would be nice!

Some kind of personal organiser package is bound to be announced by someone -- it could/should be online enabled!

I want:

• Updatable software
• Calander with pictochat-like post-it notes
• Utilities: internal clock, stopwatch, alarm, calculator, scheduler/reminders, PC info/contacts sync
• A personal ID that can be used and given out for Email / Instant Messenger / Online Pictochat
• They could set up a website for owners to create their own skins/themes and upload them


In terms of DS peripherals:

• Headset (bound to happen)
• A media player that's not designed for GBA SP, and specifically has DS in mind
• A camera / photo package. Could possibly be a bundle with software like Mario Paint / Stage Debut / online utility card
 
Sega:
Sonic Adventures: Sonic Does Mushroom Kingdom
Shadow: Thug 4 Life

Nintendo:
Apple + Nintendo announces GBPod!!!!
Revolution Controller rubbing feature is exploited by porn industry!

Microsoft:
Xbox 360 is shaped in a sphere!!
Receive a $200 rebate from $600 launch console. First rebates checks to be mailed when Rare releases Perfect Dark: Zero.
 
Sega announces that they are buying Microsoft. Apparently they found a huge stash of cash somewhere that "They just forgot about."

Nintendo announces their biggest killer DS app yet, Pocket Pikachu 3: Electric Touch.

Sony announces sequels to Jumping Flash, Battle Arena Tohshinden, and Motor Toon as launch titles for PS3.
 
From my other thread:



Gameboy 2 will be announced at E3, due to come out at the end of this year, will play GC disks, Zelda will be both the launch title for Gameboy 2 and the last hurrah for the GC.


Sony will counter by announcing new battery tech for the PSP that allows the cpu and gpu to run at full speed and Final Fantasy Portable. PS3 will come out March 2006 in Japan.


XBox 360 and Nintendo Revolution will be the same, Nintendo will release its own brand of controllers for the new console that will allow extra functionality. This new console will be backwards compatible with the Cube and not the XBox. Halo, Halo 2 and a bunch of other Xbox hits will be ported for the cube to support the Gameboy 2 launch, XBox owners who already own these games will be able to trade in their old copies so they can play the GC versions of the XBox hits on the new 360/Rev console as well as the Gameboy 2.
 
jenov4 said:
Here's mine:

Final Fantasy Advent Children is actually a real time PS3 game which will be a launch title for the system. IMAGINE THAT if true! OMG..

bow.gif



Btw would that even be possible on anything close to what PS3 is rumored to be? :(
 
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