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[Svengoolie007]

I feel like I heard a lot about oxen as a kid, with Paul Bunyon and whatnot, but not so much anymore. It's never an animal you would see at the zoo. Why is that? Have you thought about it?

An ox is not an animal borne of God. Nothing is born an ox.

An ox is simply a bull that has been castrated. Farmers would castrate the young bulls because this allowed them to control them. It made them docile, so the rampaging bull was now a mindless worker that did as it was told.

You want to put a harness on a bull? Good luck! But once you cut his balls off and he becomes an ox, he'll do whatever you ask.

Reminds me a lot of what's been happening in our society lately.

 

[INC]

Don't assume this years gender

 

[Peggies]

Trouble with the missus?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

How much weed did you smoke prior to typing that up?

 

[SentientStone]

I’m an ox. My balls are pretty small though, more towards the cute side.

 

[bender]

 

[Svengoolie007]

How much weed did you smoke prior to typing that up?

Zero. I don't do drugs.

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Hank Hill shower thought.

 

[DGrayson]

I feel like I heard a lot about oxen as a kid, with Paul Bunyon and whatnot, but not so much anymore. It's never an animal you would see at the zoo. Why is that? Have you thought about it?

An ox is not an animal borne of God. Nothing is born an ox.

An ox is simply a bull that has been castrated. Farmers would castrate the young bulls because this allowed them to control them. It made them docile, so the rampaging bull was now a mindless worker that did as it was told.

You want to put a harness on a bull? Good luck! But once you cut his balls off and he becomes an ox, he'll do whatever you ask.

Reminds me a lot of what's been happening in our society lately.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Zero. I don't do drugs.

How much did you have to drink before coming up with this theory?

 

[Svengoolie007]

How much did you have to drink before coming up with this theory?

I was at work, no drinking involved. This isn't some theory I just came up with. That is what oxen are. It's a fact. I'm just drawing parallels to things happening.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I was at work, no drinking involved. This isn't some theory I just came up with. That is what oxen are. It's a fact. I'm just drawing parallels to things happening.

How much glue did you sniff?

 

[Svengoolie007]

How much glue did you sniff?

Stop it. Tell me, what problem do you have with what I'm talking about?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Stop it. Tell me, what problem do you have with what I'm talking about?

How much paint did you huff?

 

[ipukespiders]

Is there gonna be a test on this?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

How much wood did you chuck?

 

[V1LÆM]

How much cat food have you ate?

 

[BigBooper]

Lots of our beasts of burden are unnatural. Mules. Dog breeds.

Gives you a new appreciation for balls.

 

[GeekyDad]

Zero. I don't do drugs.

You might wanna start.

 

[Peggies]

I was at work, no drinking involved. This isn't some theory I just came up with. That is what oxen are. It's a fact. I'm just drawing parallels to things happening.

 

[down 2 orth]

I feel like I heard a lot about oxen as a kid, with Paul Bunyon and whatnot, but not so much anymore. It's never an animal you would see at the zoo. Why is that? Have you thought about it?

An ox is not an animal borne of God. Nothing is born an ox.

An ox is simply a bull that has been castrated. Farmers would castrate the young bulls because this allowed them to control them. It made them docile, so the rampaging bull was now a mindless worker that did as it was told.

You want to put a harness on a bull? Good luck! But once you cut his balls off and he becomes an ox, he'll do whatever you ask.

Reminds me a lot of what's been happening in our society lately.

OP, it sounds like Japanese culture would be a better fit for you. The samurai didn't castrate their horses because they thought it took a real man to ride such a wild beast. Falling off a horse entailed ridicule and demotion.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Richard Packer]

Might as well chop your balls off OP.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

It is the year of the cow.

 

[008]

Let’s get some Rocky Mountain oysters for the OP

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

It is the year of the cow.

my boss will be ecstatic

 

[Svengoolie007]

Lots of our beasts of burden are unnatural. Mules. Dog breeds.

Gives you a new appreciation for balls.

Mules are from breeding horses with donkeys. Not quite the same as castration.

Look, it's a hell of an interesting time we find ourselves in. We're close to celebrating the 1 year anniversary of 2 weeks to slow the spread. Everyone is just following along and putting these masks on even though they can't stop virus particles. We have been castrated by the elites and are just going through the motions. It will never go back to normal.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Look, it's a hell of an interesting time we find ourselves in. We're close to celebrating the 1 year anniversary of 2 weeks to slow the spread. Everyone is just following along and putting these masks on even though they can't stop virus particles. We have been castrated by the elites and are just going through the motions. It will never go back to normal.

I feel like your first post wasn't a shitpost and this belongs on PoliGif.

 

[Svengoolie007]

I feel like your first post wasn't a shitpost and this belongs on PoliGif.

It's not a shitpost, and I was blocked from that forum for discussing election fraud.

 

[QSD]

still better than the year of the ass

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

It's not a shitpost, and I was blocked from that forum for discussing election fraud.

I mean everyone bowed to China, even the people that got "robbed" of an election.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Gimme drugs

 

[Rentahamster]

That is what oxen are. It's a fact. I'm just drawing parallels to things happening.

Food for thought: The year of the Ox is a sign of the impending bovine furry trend that will happen this year. I can draw parallels too!

 

[DESTROYA]

still better than the year of the ass

 

[QSD]

LOL I'm talking about the beast of burden obviously, I don't know what kind of ass you are talking about...

 

[Elektro Demon]

That ox can fuck all he wants and not worry about getting hoes pregnant. That seems like a great lifestyle to me.

 

[T8SC]

 

[Rentahamster]

LOL I'm talking about the beast of burden obviously, I don't know what kind of ass you are talking about...

The fun kind

 

[QSD]

The fun kind

hmmm it seems beasts of burden are actually beasts of pleasure to some...

 

[Rentahamster]

hmmm it seems beasts of burden are actually beasts of pleasure to some...

Pleasure is a burden we all must bear

 

[QSD]

Pleasure is a burden we all must bear

hmmm I keep imagining a Lemmiwinks-type adventure for you now...

Hear ye me now, Rentahamster! You must pass through The Great Oxen Sphincter! All will be revealed there!

 

[Rentahamster]

hmmm I keep imagining a Lemmiwinks-type adventure for you now...

Hear ye me now, Rentahamster! You must pass through The Great Oxen Sphincter! All will be revealed there!

I already Platinumed that during lockdown.

 

[QSD]

I already Platinumed that during lockdown.

Ye gods, then what are ye still doing on this level? You must proceed with haste to The Great Ursine Intestine!

 

[Peggies]

Mules are from breeding horses with donkeys. Not quite the same as castration.

Look, it's a hell of an interesting time we find ourselves in. We're close to celebrating the 1 year anniversary of 2 weeks to slow the spread. Everyone is just following along and putting these masks on even though they can't stop virus particles. We have been castrated by the elites and are just going through the motions. It will never go back to normal.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Food for thought: The year of the Ox is a sign of the impending bovine furry trend that will happen this year. I can draw parallels too!

I've only seen women in cow themed bikinis. I think you specifically have to search for degenerate shit hamster.



smh

 

[Rentahamster]

I've only seen women in cow themed bikinis. I think you specifically have to search for degenerate shit hamster.



smh

I have a talent for that

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

OP you're a breath of fresh air this week.

 

[waxer]

I looked it up in Wikipedia and it says

The Chinese term translated here as ox is in Chinese niú (牛), a word generally referring to cows, bulls, or neutered types of the bovine family, such as common cattle or water buffalo. The zodiacal ox may be construed as male, female, neutered, hermaphroditic, and either singular or plural.

 

[down 2 orth]

This almost turned into a bestiality thread.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I looked it up in Wikipedia and it says

The Chinese term translated here as ox is in Chinese niú (牛), a word generally referring to cows, bulls, or neutered types of the bovine family, such as common cattle or water buffalo. The zodiacal ox may be construed as male, female, neutered, hermaphroditic, and either singular or plural.

Yeah but did you snort a pound of heroin before typing this?