Drunk? Lazy? Hungry? Then why not try...
'Winning' Nachos or 'Wait a minute, these ain't nachos OH MY GOD THIS IS DELICIOUS!'
Consulting your handy Necronomicon, you will find the following ingredients required to conjure this beast.
- 3+ cloves of garlic
- 1 small onion
- 2+ large chilies (unless you're weak-sauce)
- 1 handful of cherry tomatoes
- 1 bundle of spring onion / shallots
- Mix of rocket and baby spinach
- 1 small eggplant
- 1 small zucchini
- Corn chips (flavour of your choice)
- Mozzarella
- Pasta sauce (buy or make your own)
- Herbs
STEP 1: Take your garlic, onion, zucchini, eggplant, shallots, and chili and dice them up all good and proper. Due to the size of the dish, it is unlikely you will need very much
eggplant or zucchini, and probably wont use the whole things. Balance it out so everything looks relatively even. Chili level is up to you. For this I used one large habanero and one
large jalapeño. Pop it all in a pot like a crazy mother **** (or tub, or bowel, or whatever you want to store it in).
STEP 2: Slice up some baby spinach and rocket all crazy like. Yeah, take that you stupid greens. Again, make sure it's about equal in quantity to everything else so it evens out.
Dump this stuff in with the rest of your goods, and give it all a good mix around.
STEP 3: Grab yourself some pasta sauce. Homemade is good, but bottled is fine. Try to go for a good quantity and something chunky. Stick it all in with your mix. Yeah baby, you
like that. Dice up some of those cherry tomatoes and throw those in. Full tomatoes are a fine alternative. Make sure everything is mixed pretty evenly.
STEP 4: Time to layer like an ogre. Put down a layer of nachos, not too thick. Throw over some sauce. It will probably be a bit difficult, as the nachos will move around, but screw them! Do it anyway!
STEP 5: Got that sauce down? Great. Now add a layer of ye 'ol motza. Sauce/cheese/nacho ratio is totally up to you. What you want to do though is layer it. You don't want it all 'traditional', with one layer of everything. What you want to do is stack, so; nachos, sauce, cheese, repeat. Based on the size of the dish, I managed to get three layers, and use up all the sauce, nachos, and most of the bag of cheese. Once done, herb up the very top cheesy layer with whatever herbs suit your fancy.
STEP 6: Pre-heat your oven at one billion degrees. If you own a peasant oven, ~180 - 200 will do fine. Pop your layered nacho cheese delight in and cook until the top layer has browned to whatever you consider adequate.
STEP 7: Serve, cum buckets. That's serve, and orgasm from how good it is. Not serve buckets of cum. That's gross.