Do you guys have any suggestions on where to start? I'd love to someday get to the level where I can look at the ingredients and throw something together much like all of you, but even just the thought of that makes my head hurt.
I'd recommend starting with a couple of thing that are fairly versatile, and that you can experiment with in terms of different ingredients and combinations pretty safely as anything you take away or newly add is difficult to spoil the dish. They are a good foundation to learn about different ingredients, herbs, spices, and sauces, and how they influence the taste of a dish.
See below.
Beef mince/chilli
Put some mince into a medium heat non stick frypan, breaking up with a spatula until you have smallish bitesize chunks and smaller. Season with pepper and salt, and optionally sprinkle on some curry or chilli powder or other spices. Push around the pan until brown (should only take a few minutes).
Optionally add any combination of the following chopped onion, garlic, spring onion, chilli beans, mushrooms, carrots, bell pepper, jalapeno pepper, corn, peas, or broccolli, and stir through. Allow to soften a little before adding a tomato based pasta sauce and stir through (you can optionally add sweet chilli sauce or tomato paste on top of the pasta sauce).
Turn down to low and simmer for 15-20 mins, stirring every couple of minutes.
At this point you could serve in a bowl with a little sour cream, serve with mozzarella sour cream and corn chips for nachos, serve on top of or mixed through spaghetti or other pasta*, or even just on toast.
* cook pasta by adding it to salted boling water. Boil for 12 minutes, no more, no less. Drain, and serve.
Stir fry rice
Put some chopped/stirfry chicken, beef, pork, or shrimp into a high heat non stick frypan. Season with pepper and salt. Push around the pan until the outside is cooked and starting to get some crispy, caramalised edges (should only take a few minutes). Optionally marinade your meat ahead of time for a couple of hours in a little olive oil, and sweet chilli or peanut sauce.
Add the (cooked) rice of your choice and stir through. A plain white precooked rice which you cook for 2 minutes in the microwave is an easy option (prepare as per instructions then add).
Add some mixed vegetables from frozen straight into the mix and stir through (usually a mix of peas, carrots, corn, and green beans or similar, whatever you can find in the supermarket). You can alternatively add your own fresh chopped vegetables but these are likely to be larger and more raw than the frozen stuff, so add before the rice to cook and soften a little more.
Optionally add a couple of squirts of soy sauce or sweet chilli sauce, chopped jalapeno, and/or chopped cilantro.
Keep stirring for a few more minutes before cutting the heat. At this point you can optionally add and stir through a beaten egg which adds a richness (the residual heat will cook it). Ready to serve, straight onto a plate.
To change this up to a noodle dish, swap in soft udon noodles for the rice, but add them and cook first for a few minutes before the meat.