lol, sorry I laughed at the step-dad tricking you part. it sounds like you are addicted, some of the food is literally drenched in it? Is it for the heat or for the taste? If for the heat, then I'd say find something hotter rather than adding more of your usual stuff.
I like Cholula original for everyday. Sriracha on pizza and Pho (of course). I cook with Franks Buffalo sauce (posted previously in this thread). All of these are not really that hot though. Well the Sriracha is but I use less of it. Not a sauce, but crushed red pepper is always within arms reach as well.