Is there ever a romantic way to request oral?

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Rhomega Beta said:
That's probably how they did it in upper-class 1800s.
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He has to be sure to dress like this before making that sort of proper request.

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"So your mom called, and we were talking. She says hi by the way. And she thinks you should give me blowjobs more often..."
 
Don't mention blow jobs ever again, and walk around with a big smug contented smile.

She will crack and suck your helmet off within 2 months.
 
Borrow her laptop and browse nothing but oral porn. I'm talking hundreds of sites, so much that if she types any letter in the address bar, autocomplete would pull up one (or more) of those sites as the top result(s). Include gay porn for good measure. Then give it back.

There, that's your conversation starter.
 
my recent exgirlfriend went from giving me head all of the time to slowly doing it less and less and then to the point of it never happening, even if I brought it up. She always had an excuse, like she wanted to be able to kiss me afterwards even though I said I didn't mind kissing her afterwards anyways. Maybe she really felt that way because she often wouldn't let me go down on her for the same reason, even though she loved that kind of stuff. The sex got pretty stale over time and our relationship eventually fell apart for multiple reasons. I wish I had an answer for you OP but I don't. Now that I'm single I've gotten a couple blowjobs from people but they've all been terrible, she was much better at them. Good luck in your quest for more blowjobs OP, may you fare better than I did.
 
BravesCountry said:
my recent exgirlfriend went from giving me head all of the time to slowly doing it less and less and then to the point of it never happening, even if I brought it up. She always had an excuse, like she wanted to be able to kiss me afterwards even though I said I didn't mind kissing her afterwards anyways. Maybe she really felt that way because she often wouldn't let me go down on her for the same reason, even though she loved that kind of stuff. The sex got pretty stale over time and our relationship eventually fell apart for multiple reasons. I wish I had an answer for you OP but I don't. Now that I'm single I've gotten a couple blowjobs from people but they've all been terrible, she was much better at them. Good luck in your quest for more blowjobs OP, may you fare better than I did.
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Do you shave your balls?
 
I shave my pubes sometimes and pull the ball hair out, always cut my balls if I shave them. Pulling it out of the balls feels good.
 
BravesCountry said:
my recent exgirlfriend went from giving me head all of the time to slowly doing it less and less and then to the point of it never happening, even if I brought it up. She always had an excuse, like she wanted to be able to kiss me afterwards even though I said I didn't mind kissing her afterwards anyways. Maybe she really felt that way because she often wouldn't let me go down on her for the same reason, even though she loved that kind of stuff. The sex got pretty stale over time and our relationship eventually fell apart for multiple reasons. I wish I had an answer for you OP but I don't. Now that I'm single I've gotten a couple blowjobs from people but they've all been terrible, she was much better at them. Good luck in your quest for more blowjobs OP, may you fare better than I did.
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Make sure it doesn't smell bad.

Be sure to ask her
 
All this thread does is ensure me that if I ever need relationship advice, GAF is my go-to place. GAF is gonna be me wingman/wingwoman in 2 years when I'm in college and out and about for relationships. :P


OP, I'm not well knowledged in this stuff, but are you sure that maybe she's just not in the "mood" when you ask, and it honestly has nothing to do with you, she just doesn't feel like it? To be honest, you're better off asking her than asking GAF, because we don't know what your wife is feeling/thinking.
 
commedieu said:
srsly. dudes need to keep tabs on Ball odor. Its the #1 killer of intimacy and blowjobs. And its almost impossible to discuss without hurting anyones feelings. 99% of relationships that end mysteriously are usually due to ball odor.



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I'm a student nurse and I've smelt some nasty ass cocks in my time, so I ain't arguing.
 
go to the jim and start working on your abs. do some chest workouts too. become muscular. then at home while walking around the house all muscular, rub some oil on your bare chest. perhaps also grow some chest hair on you muscular chest. your wife will become infatuated with the manliness.
 
bangai-o said:
go to the jim and start working on your abs. do some chest workouts too. become muscular. then at home while walking around the house all muscular, rub some oil on your bare chest. perhaps also grow some chest hair on you muscular chest. your wife will become infatuated with the manliness.
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Who is Jim?
 
Throw her down on the bed, spread her legs, and go to town! Repeat, repeat, repeat... If it doesn't increase your oral frequency you have more problems in your relationship than blowjobs.
 
Galvanise_ said:
I don't need to ask. It just happens.

I don't know what I'd do if I had to ask.
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Just pray it never gets to that point. I was at a point where she couldn't even wait to give me head she would just do it while we were driving, and pretty much every day. I was in blowjob heaven. Once the relationship deteriorated, it all went downhill from there.
 
commedieu said:
srsly. dudes need to keep tabs on Ball odor. Its the #1 killer of intimacy and blowjobs. And its almost impossible to discuss without hurting anyones feelings. 99% of relationships that end mysteriously are usually due to ball odor.
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My GF lost her sense of smell when she was a teenager. Jackpot?
 
Get some cosmetics and make yourself look 10 years older. Then, in panic run into the room she's in and shout "Quick! I'm from the future, and if you don't give younger me a blowjob today, the world will come to an end!". Then run away again, get rid of your cosmetics and calmly walk downstairs, and let the magic happen.
 
You should ask her if there's anything wrong with your penis, like if it smells or something, and if there's anything you can do to make it more appealing.
 
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