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[Whitecrow]

okay so two days later have u still got the massive shit in you?

Nope, the shit is free now

Was it a boy or girl or will you wait until it's 18 to decide?

looked like a boy, but well, he wont be reaching its 18 : (

 

[DESTROYA]

Glad to see your still alive OP

 

[Rentahamster]

I'm getting ads for a "poop knife" now.


I blame this thread and I blame you, OP.

 

[Elcid]

Get some magnesium powder or milk of magnesia, and slam that shit. Either one will clean you out.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Nope, the shit is free now

looked like a boy, but well, he wont be reaching its 18 : (

What kind of food do you eat? Was this intestinal roadblock a one time thing or it comes and goes?

I find when I eat ethnic food like Chinese or Indian food I'm hitting the shitter in an hour. And what comes out isn't that solid. It's like whatever I ate is making my body force out whatever is in my gut because the food is making my body queasy. Must be the spices.

Then I'll eat boring stuff like pizza or a plate of meat and rice/potatoes and I feel nothing bad.

 

[Fugitive Sex]

I get the feeling OP will make absolutely no changes to his diet whatsoever, and this thread will be resurrected.

Also, Chinese food is greasy shit, but at least it's not full of gutter oil like in China (I should hope).

Gutter oil - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[cryptoadam]

In honor of this thread going to drop the Cosby's at the pool right now.

 

[mango drank]

Next time this happens:

 

[highrider]

Go outside and flat out sprint until you gas out, then go back inside and drink a strong black coffee.

 

[cyber_ninja]

It's time to get an enema.

 

[Evil Calvin]

Lots of beer works for me.