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[Bragr]

Do not go gentle into that good night.

 

[intbal]

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread, even at era they don't delete anything unlike the green trash you have here that delete a lot of posts and threads, covering their tracks or what do you have to hide?

Now to the malignant cunt who gave me a 2 months ban for making a joke post, even though most of my warnings expired and i didn't get any new warnings I got a 2 month ban while you let the green clowns running rampant with little to no consequence, you piece of trash.

And then you tell me it's my last chance? Well you can stick that last chance up your [redacted] ass you wormy cocksucker.

And even though things supposedly started to change lately still the punishments are not fair and everyone is not treated the same way, and some people get a pass and protection, it's funny when people get banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors themselves.

And to the green rats who kept running and crying to the mods and reporting my posts, go suck a dildo then stick it up your ass while you suck another dildo while looking at uncle phil's picture that you have in your room, and imagining you sucking his dick as a thank you for giving you 1 year free of gamepass.

Good thing about this ban is I'm over my gaf addiction, so in case you clowns with your tiny little mids didn't understand that this is a perm request I'm telling you this is a perm request, so go ahead cocksuckas and pull the trigger, enjoy you green rats filled neo[redacted
sewers.

 

[Jaybe]

Well researched. How long did this take to write?

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Found out

 

[Faust]

This reads to me like you *really* want some dick but are too afraid to ask and instead project onto others.

It is 2021. It’s ok to want dick, Kretos.

 

[PhaseJump]

All of this.... over some video games....

Probably ran out and is coming down off of the Halloween candy.

 

[Bonfires Down]

 

[Max Payne’s Baretta]

Probably ran out and is coming down off of the Halloween candy.

Mans ran outta sanity before he ran outta games.

 

[SaturnSaturn]

All of this.... over some video games....

Not even videogames but screaming and fighting about what plastic box is best to play with lmao

 

[Banjo64]

Well researched. How long did this take to write?

2 months.

 

[ManaByte]

One of the funniest account suicides in a long time.

 

[PhaseJump]

Clearly a snickers withdrawl, folks. Did your parents let you go trick or treating this year, Kretos?

 

[Flintty]

Lol at the ban message.

 

[DenchDeckard]

I’d love to know what was the straw that broke the camels back, what was the post or engagement with someone or anything that triggered this kind of rant.

hope you get to enjoy games one day OP, games on all platforms and look back on to see how much you have grown as a human.

peace out!

 

[Topher]

First of all to any mod reading this, if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread,

 

[DenchDeckard]

Anybody notice the only ones having a problem with the new rules are the Sony ponies?

One by one they are killing themselves

it does seem to be more the case, yeah. It’s crazy that some think that every where is turning into an Xbox fan base when it’s just more balanced imo.

Lol at the ban message.

Where do you see these?

 

[ManaByte]

suck another dildo while looking at uncle phil's picture that you have in your room, and imagining you sucking his dick

 

[UltimaKilo]

Some people really need lives… wow. Has some strange fantasies about Dr. Phil though…

 

[Werewolfgrandma]

It's always sad to see a man in the closet. I feel for you. It's 2021 no one cares any more. Don't worry about insulting gay people. They understand you are just scared and lashing out. Also I totally understand the uncle Phil kink. He's big and dark and strong. Could toss Jazz like 10 feet.

 

[Putonahappyface]

spare him

Be gentle mods.

 

[Edgelord79]

Was this an adult that posted this lol?

 

[Ceadeus]

Hi Kretos.

Bye Kretos.

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Some people really need lives… wow. Has some strange fantasies about Dr. Phil though…

He's probably reading through each post like this:

 

[N30RYU]

 

[Kacho]

This motherfucker waited two whole months to post this.

 

[Mr Moose]

Where do you see these?

Ban History

Here you can see the latest site bans

www.neogaf.com

 

[Kilau]

Went out flailing.

 

[HermitSperg691]

OP you should have done something 00's edgy racist like make a thread titled "Fuck N****" and post interracial porn if you want to get perma bent. That would have been far more entertaining.

 

[Edgelord79]

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Well it was written in a pseudo stream of consciousness so Faulkner may have approved.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

What a meltdown. Would read again.

 

[SirTerry-T]

Kids....don't be like this Kretos fella, it's just video games.
Not really that important in the big scheme of things.

 

[MiguelItUp]

Man, some people really don't get enough attention, eh? Christ.

I had a hard time deciphering what was genuine rage or an attempt to be funny, lmao.

Whatever dude, enjoy going outside.

 

[SportsFan581]

Goodbye soldier. Until we meet your alt again so long.

OP was comedy gold, so points given where due.

 

[Kssio_Aug]

Ban History

Here you can see the latest site bans

www.neogaf.com

I didn't know about this link.

Kretos? More like Cretin, god of crying.

 

[Codes 208]

Missed opportunity for “suicide by mod” for the ban reason.

but cretin is good too

 

[Wunray]

._. It's just a video game forum bro, your life must be good if this is such a big problem for you.

 

[Lanrutcon]

I hope that one day, as a grown man, the OP gets reminded of his exit post.

In front of his husband.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

 

[mhirano]

And to the green rats who kept running and crying to the mods and reporting my posts, go suck a dildo then stick it up your ass while you suck another dildo while looking at uncle phil's picture that you have in your room, and imagining you sucking his dick as a thank you for giving you 1 year free of gamepass.

10 for the effort

What does Uncle Phil have to do with all this???

 

[HermitSperg691]

._. It's just a video game forum bro, your life must be good if this is such a big problem for you.

The need for social interactionz is far greater then you think.

 

[Loope]

Green rats lol

 

[NinjaBoiX]

You’ve obviously already been banned, but given how insecure and self-involved you clearly are, I’m sure you’re also lurking this post.

Get some help bro, you clearly need it.

It’s just a forum, calm your tits.

Embarrassing behaviour.

Yep, you sound like a reasonable and well adjusted individual. I’m stunned you’ve ever been banned.

Indeed.

 

[Kssio_Aug]

I hope that one day, as a grown man, the OP gets reminded of his exit post.

In front of his husband.

So they can laugh together while spooning and remember how silly he was back then!

 

[BigLee74]

My oh my, what an eloquent wordsmith we have lost!

 

[SLB1904]

Redacted

 

[Hendrick's]

 

[Kev Kev]

Congratulations on showing us all how pathetic and weak you really are.

You were one of the biggest PS warriors on here and you made the the GAF experience less enjoyable, overall.

Good riddance

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Xbox 4 Life

 

[Bartski]

LMAO take care soldier

 

[Pedro Motta]

Who are the green rats he talks about?