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[PleaseDontBanMe]

But remember when we all thought it was over for him two decades ago.....

and then he dropped this and we forgot all about the allegations because we were too busy dancing?







Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce....

Don't think releasing good music will save him this time though



Such a great talent flushed completely down the drain

 

[It's all in the wrist]

Scumbag in a lot of ways. Also a great singer.

It's the freaking weekend.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Scumbag in a lot of ways. Also a great singer.

It's the freaking weekend.

I'd go as far to say he's the single greatest talent since Marvin Gaye

which makes everything even more tragic

its the remix to ignition, hot n fresh out the kitchen

 

[Pejo]

A little context? What happened with him recently?

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

A little context? What happened with him recently?

He's never coming home

thats all u need to know

 

[belmarduk]

Ignition was literally the only good song he ever made.

 

[haxan7]

Does that mean no one will be R. Jelly of R. Kelly anymore

 

[Mohonky]

I remember when he came out with this jam;

 

[Tschumi]

I thought he was blind after I Believe I Can Fly music video

I thought ignition was boring, and that was at a time when i was wont to dig that stuff

At least he didn't change his name to R Kiddy

Hoooooo

 

[Blade2.0]

Don't worry he'll become blind from old age and then exonerated.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Ignition was literally the only good song he ever made.

you must have never listened to TP2

it's his Thriller IMO

 

[DeafTourette]

I hope he rots in prison forever! According to some friends from Chicago, he was well known to frequent the Jr high schools looking for "girlfriends"

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

I hope he rots in prison forever! According to some friends from Chicago, he was well known to frequent the Jr high schools looking for "girlfriends"

 

[INC]

And?

Theyre 18........ Whats the issue here?

 

[Drew1440]

I remember this guy having an achievement related to him in Postal 2

Does that mean no one will be R. Jelly of R. Kelly anymore

Because he's a R.Sole

 

[BouncyFrag]

I remember when he came out with this jam;

 

[Ionian]

For context, Buzzfeed article but pretty much sums up what's going on. The dude is scum.

If only OP's post had context, if only ...

R. Kelly Is Going On Trial For His “Sex Cult” This Week. Here's What You Need To Know.

The disgraced R&B singer heads back into the courtroom on Wednesday on the most sweeping and serious charges he has yet faced.

www.buzzfeednews.com

 

[AlteredForms]

My lawyer was telling me no, but my ego. My ego was telling me yes.

 

[AJUMP23]

Is this a thread of mourning or rejoicing?

 

[Ionian]

Is this a thread of mourning or rejoicing?

Mourning the women abused in a sex-cult, yes.

Rejoicing him being brought to rights for being am absolute animal in the way he treated those women, fuck yes.

Fuck him. Absolute scumbag.

EDIT: Also read the OP again after reading that. I've seen low-level trolling but this is next level. 4chan worthy to put it mildly.

 

[ResilientBanana]

Just read the headlines. Dude's dying in prison, for sure.

 

[Ian Henry]

I actually heard he was coming out of prison but fortunately his pedo ass is staying in the slammer

 

[MastaKiiLA]

Sucks. The dude was a major talent, but unfortunately, he had some really bad sexual preferences. This dude could get any grown-ass woman to fuck him...multiple at a time, every night. Dude could've smashed Wilt's record. But he decided to go for young girls. That level of crazy is what makes and breaks people like this. Drove his talent, and ultimately ruined his life. I can't feel bad though, because seems like he ruined many more lives in the process.

 

[Soltype]

Man is extremely talented, Born into the 90s and 12 play have some real good tracks.Shame what the world can do to people .

Edit-This dude can also ball, smh.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Man is extremely talented, Born into the 90s and 12 play have some real good tracks.Shame what the world can do to people .

Edit-This dude can also ball, smh.

Classics

 

[T8SC]

So what you're saying is, he needs to release another remix of Ignition, and we'll forget?

Gotcha.

I'll just be sippin' on Coke & rum.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

I remember when he came out with this jam;

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

So what you're saying is, he needs to release another remix of Ignition, and we'll forget?

Gotcha.

I'll just be sippin' on Coke & rum.

No it's over man

But in retrospect we all should have been mortified after the first video tape. And we all were for a while. Then he dropped Ignition and literally everyone forgot about it.

This is not even an exaggeration on my part. That is actually what happened and it's kind of sad looking back.

What was wrong with our society back then? How was that even possible?

 

[West Texas CEO]

No it's over man

But in retrospect we all should have been mortified after the first video tape. And we all were for a while. Then he dropped Ignition and literally everyone forgot about it.

This is not even an exaggeration on my part. That is actually what happened and it's kind of sad looking back.

What was wrong with our society back then? How was that even possible?

I know this post must be serious since you're actually using capital letters..

 

[Great Hair]

 

[Rest]

I have never enjoyed an R Kelly song. He can go away forever and it won't effect me at all.

 

[MastaKiiLA]

I have never enjoyed an R Kelly song. He can go away forever and it won't effect me at all.

You left some ladies wanting then. Everyone has to smash to an R Kelly jammy at least once in their lives.

 

[QuantumZebra]

POS ends up as a POS should. Good.

 

[Spaceman292]

I hope they nail DJ Khaled next. That ugly fucker is definitely up to something.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I hope they nail DJ Khaled next. That ugly fucker is definitely up to something.

 

[Spaceman292]

Look at those dead shark eyes

 

[BouncyFrag]

I hope they nail DJ Khaled next. That ugly fucker is definitely up to something.

 

[Kamina]

Did he tap Jailbait-Ass again?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Did he tap Jailbait-Ass again?

He never stopped, homeboy.

 

[Kamina]

He never stopped, homeboy.

Then let me rephrase:
Did he get caught tapping jailbait-ass again?

 

[belmarduk]

So... rather than create a new thread...

R. Kelly's lawyer has said that Aaliyah can't testify because she's dead. Its been known for a long time that he started dating her when she was 12. I really, really hope he doesn't get out of it this time.

 

[IntentionalPun]

The last nail in his career already happened in that 2019 documentary.. and really a bit before that as he last successfully toured in 2015, his 2018 tour was interrupted with BS excuses when new allegations happened in the "MeToo" era.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

I hope they nail DJ Khaled next. That ugly fucker is definitely up to something.

Khaled is the closest we have to Jesus reincarnate

 

[Rest]

You left some ladies wanting then. Everyone has to smash to an R Kelly jammy at least once in their lives.

If I'm going to play a rapist's album while having sex, it's going to be Why Is There Air? by Bill Cosby.

 

[jonnyp]

I remember when he came out with this jam;

The only good thing related to R. Kelly ever. Based Chappelle

 

[belmarduk]

How have people not seen Piss On U? I've said it before and I will say it many more times.. Dave Chapelle is the greatest living comedian in the world.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

How have people not seen Piss On U? I've said it before and I will say it many more times.. Dave Chapelle is the greatest living comedian in the world.

Chapelle Show was fucking amazing. So many good episodes.

 

[Tschumi]

My lawyer was telling me no, but my ego. My ego was telling me yes.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah

legit laugh-out-loud on that one

 

[AlteredForms]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah

legit laugh-out-loud on that one