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[Manabanana]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Yarr, talk like a pirate ye scurvy bilge rats! Too bad it's on a Sunday this year Although, it'll be fun for anyone who goes to church.

 

[Dujour]

Gyyaaarrgh... me and mine owns been keeping this 'ere ol tradishion since our ship first sailed!

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[Matlock]

Damn the Patriots!

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Fuck yeah!!! Pirates rock

 

[sc0la]

I think I need to pick up some toothe paste, Ill go to Tarrrrrrrget.

 

[Matlock]

I think I need to pick up some toothe paste, Ill go to Tarrrrrrrget.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

'Hey, have you seen that new pirate movie?'
'No'
'Me either, but I hear it's Rated Arrrrr'

..
...
:|

 

[bjork]

Me very own mudder was born on this here fine day, she was. But pyrates shant be seen a-eatin that thar cake, so I give 'er an orange to ward off the scurvy.

 

[Joe]

Justin : Steve! Where is it you go to do... whatever it is that you do?
Steve the Pirate : Garrr! Joe's be the only place for me!

:lol steve the pirate was awesome. i cant wait til dodgeball comes out on dvd.

 

[MrCheez]

A couple people at my school (Tech school) dress up as pirates on seemingly-random days.

True story.

 

[MrCheez]

Oh , and also in honor of pirate day... my favorite pirate joke ever (old but so awesome that I will never stop telling it):


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks "Um... doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate replies: "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[Joe]

:lol

 

[MetatronM]

Oh , and also in honor of pirate day... my favorite pirate joke ever (old but so awesome that I will never stop telling it):


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks "Um... doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate replies: "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Ok, maybe it's just cause it's really late, but that genuinely made me laugh out loud. :lol

 

[MrCheez]

It is truly the best joke ever! Spread it like wildfire to the unsuspecting masses!

 

[Error Macro]

After reviewing the first cut of Pirates Of The Caribbean submitted to the MPAA, they initally decided to give it the rating of ARRRRRRRRRRRR.


How did the pirate finally kick his smoking habit?

He used the patch.

 

[Meier]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks "Um... doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate replies: "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

:lol :lol That's hilarious. And yes, Steve the Pirate/Dodgeball rock!

 

[JackFrost2012]

Last year I taught my Japanese HS students some pirate slang on this fine day ... arrrrrgh, buccaneer, ahoy, and matey.

Unfortunately they didn't really understand the concept of "talk like a pirate day and kept greeting me "ahoy, matey!" for months thereafter. >_<

 

[Trevelyon]

Yarh-yo, Yarh-yo, Yarh-yooooo... HO-HO!

 

[RiZ III]

I guess shes back for one day.

 

[=W=]

This is the greatest national holiday in the history of national holidays.

Yarr.

 

[Jim Bowie]

I neglected to go to church this morning, so instead I just said the Lord's Prayer in pirate:

Arrrrrr Farrrther
Who arrrt in heaven
'Alowed be yer name
Avast! Yer kingdom come
Yer will be done
On earth as it is in heaven
Give the men today their meat and ale
And forgive us our marauding
As we kill and steal from those who maraud against us
Lead us not into Davy Jones Locker
But take us from the British Royale Navy
For yours is the kingdom, the power, and the glory
Forever and ever, Arrrrr men! Blast the scurvy bilge rats out of the water!

 

[Manabanana]

:lol :lol Nice, Jim.

 

[Trevelyon]

And forgive us our marauding
As we kill and steal from those who maraud against us
Lead us not into Davy Jones Locker

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Lonestar]

Arrr, I'yve had tis day marked on me Cal'ndar for a wee loong time. A gullet full of Blackbears finest Rum for all ye Swab's!

 

[The Bookerman]

Gyyaaarrgh... me and mine owns been keeping this 'ere ol tradishion since our ship first sailed!

http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=45
http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=46
http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=47
http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=50

Arrgg my lady, let me touch you.