Guzim said:I don't know if Bruce Lee could be able to defeat:
Spike Spiegel said:EDIT: Also, what's with all the Steven Seagal hate I'm seeing here? Where's that coming from?
belgurdo said:Probably stemming from the reports that Seagal is an ass on movie sets moreso than a lack of fighting ability or anything
Biff Hardbody said:Just to add what Boogie said, I've heard the same about Segal. Actually, I've heard allot of bad shit about him from people I know and just all around. He supposedly punched out Kelly Lebrock a few times, lied about involvement with the CIA, and has a weird habit of hitting people in the balls on the movie set. Supposedly he was really rough with some stuntmen. Don't take that as meaning he just had good martial arts skill and used them. It could mean he's a big guy knocking around stuntmen who need the job. Anyhow, the head of teh stuntmen, Gene Lebell told him to stop that shit. Lebell is probably one of the greatest martial artists of the modern era, and a person you wouldn't want to fuck with. Now, there are many variations of this story, but the ending is always teh same from what I heard. Lebell choked Segal unconcious, and did it in a way that Segal actually crapped his pants on the set.
Exactly! When it comes to entertainment, Chuck and Jackie Chan are my two favorites. Surely Chuck rose in everyone's esteem with his recent appearance on Conan O'Brien? That was a great segment. Conan: "NOORRRISSSS!!"neptunes said:what's with all this chuck norris hate? :mad
Fixed2BeBroken said:this man is probably the fastest martial artist i have ever seen.
Azih said:Well Bruce Lee was dead at 50, so he's out.
Tabris said:Watch "Way of the Dragon"
Gattsu25 said:Jet Li would loose because the cheesy CGI he relies on 100% will not be there to save his worthless ass
Jackie Chan would loose because he would get knocked out while trying to make funny faces and balancing teapots that were about to hit the floor
Bruce Lee would loose because Necromancy isn't developed enough
Stevel Sagal would loose because his body is now as tense as his face
Chuck Norris would loose because he's on that fucking retarded TV show and everyone would want to put him out of his misery so they would all team up on him
Jean Claude Van Damme? ROFLMFAO
COCKLES said:Sega should make a KUNG FU LEGENDS coin-op Virtua Fighter style - with Suzuki producing.
Bruce...Jet....Michelle Yeoh....Sonny Chibia...Bob Wall ect.
lol, I even quoted it !Well Bruce Lee was dead at 50, so he's out.