OH EM GEE! ONE OF ONLY FOUR 2012 TNA PAY-PER-VIEW'S IS TONIGHT!
THAT MEANS! PREDICTION TIME FOR GENESIS!!
Okay, I'll be honest here, this PPV is hardly getting me excited at all, some of the matches look good though, but hardly any proper build for any of them. Ah well, I'll go for the quick and dirty predictions this time, because if TNA can't be arsed, neither should I.
Knockouts Gauntlet Match for the #1 Contender
Gail Kim vs. ODB vs. Miss Tessmacher vs. Mickie James vs. Velvet Sky
It's time for ODB to become champ.
Devon (TV Champion) vs. Joseph Park
One of the matches I'm looking forward to, I've made no excuses, I love everything about the Joe Park character, as far as I'm concerned Abyss can stay dead and buried and Joe Park, Esq. will remain his character from now until eternity. So, of course Joe wins!
FINALS OF THE X TOURNAMENT
Kenny King vs. Christian York
Should and will be Kenny King, I like his heel turn, nice and sneaky, he'll win both matches.
X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Tournament Winner vs. Rob Van Dam
Rob Van Dam needs to retire, badly. He's not fun to watch, he doesn't care and neither do we. Isn't there a backstage role he can do and still collect his paycheck? As said, title goes to someone worthy of the title, Kenny King.
Christopher Daniels vs. "Cowboy" James Storm
Looking forward to this match, if only for the participants, I hope Daniels comes out on top, maybe with the aid of newly heel AJ Styles? Would be a nice SWERVE to have him ally with Kaz and Daniels. Hell, it'll be a way better heel stable than Aces and Eights could ever be.
D.O.C. from Aces & Eights vs. "The Icon" Sting
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Fuck this match and also, fuck this company.
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Matt Morgan & Joey Ryan vs. Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez
Words cannot describe how little I care about Chavo. He's one of those people that is going by on his name, with none of the talent that came with it. Get lost Chavo and take Hernandez with you. Congratulations new champs by "I give a little more of a shit about you than the other guys" Ryan and Morgan.
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Austin Aries vs. Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Bobby Roode
Literally the only match on the card that will be worthwhile. Can save this PPV if any of the guys takes the title of "I look like the shitiest clown ever" Jeff Hardy. Things Jeff Hardy has done that pissed me off in the past months:
1. Win the title from Aries.
2. Retain the title for months.
3. Make a shitty godawful music album.
4. INNER FUCKING MONOLOGUES.
5. Win Wrestler of the Year over Austin Aries, because Impact viewers are retards that'll support anyone that has at one point been a thing in WWE or WCW.
I'm fine with either Roode or Aries taking the belt, but I feel Roode shouldn't have another run before James Storm gets his fucking turn already. So Austin Aries, congratulations on becoming a two time TNA World Champion!
