Except Drew can, like, wrestle and entertain and stuff.
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January WrassleGAF |OT| Rocky Road to Wrestle Kingdom Starts Now
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Except Drew can, like, wrestle and entertain and stuff.
Mr. Luchador
Member
Is Botchedspot guy someone in here, it's far too accurate. If it isn't someone in here, then does that mean that the vast majority of internet savvy wrestling fans feel the same way? We're a twisted lost bunch of sorry souls.
haha even that t-shirt! (except CHIKARA). man.
haha even that t-shirt! (except CHIKARA). man.
Perspicacity
Banned
GUYS I WANT CENA TO TURN HEEL SO I CAN START CHEERING HIM
Mr. Luchador
Member
Ah, The Cena Paradox. /BigBangTheory
Time has passed for me. It's gone on too long, and I simply want Cena to get off my TV screen and never, ever come back. It's not like he'd become 2003 Thugonomics Cena, he'd be the exact same goon, only now you're SUPPOSED to find him annoying and time wasting.
It's funny because it is painfully true.
FallingEdge
Member
Four WMs, frankly. Since WM 27's main event was dominated by Rock/Cena, and ended up just being a giant set up for WM 28.
He needs a Hollywood Rock heel turn. Rock was getting booed then too since he had turned too greatly into what Cena is now (always smiling, yelling, respect you kind of guy), and that heel turn acted as catharsis for the character and the fans.
Glad I'm taking a break if that happens.
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Sorry guys, still no GWF tonight - still tied up in too much bullshit to do it right 
UberTag
Member
More like opinions within WrassleGAF are largely held elsewhere. We're not an island of sanity in a sea of brainwashed WWE muppets. There are actually quite a large number of us. Most of the WrestleMania attendees will think and react like this guy does.
Granted, it actually IS easy to boycott RAW (even watching it after the fact) without too much trouble. You don't need to tune in for Ziggler. You don't need to tune in for Punk & Heyman. You don't need to tune in for D.Brine. It'll largely be the same stuff you've seen before.
I still haven't watched D.Brine & Kane graduate from anger management classes. Do I care? Not really. I got the gist of it the first time.
Take a break from WWE now! Don't be like the guy in the comic. Don't threaten to take a break "if" something happens... or AFTER Mania... or when Cena becomes Champ again. Take a break now and catch the 5-10 minutes worth of highlights on YouTube. You can even post on WrassleGAF during RAW. It's still very entertaining even when you're not watching the show and its litany of "debut album" commercials.
And yes, Cena WILL have a longer title reign than Punk just did after Mania 29. BANK on it. Unless Vince dies or Cena hurts himself.
I loved the Punk/Rock match. I've been waiting for Rock to bring back energy I missed that he hasn't been allowed to with Cena. I actually think it gives CM Punk a bigger push. It's a very memorable moment. Sure Rock is going to face Cena and lose, but Cena's loss to him was forgettable shit. The opening even had a "this is your house Rock and I'm pouting about fixing to lose." CM Punk just straight meshed with the The Rock tapping into his Prime and had a great match and loss, and proved he could exist in the attitude era. Something you'll never see with Cena an Rock cause Cena is a PG cookiepuss.
Punk is the only full time wrestler The Rock could do it with so well. Sure some of you wanted Austin, but there's always the future.
Punk is the only full time wrestler The Rock could do it with so well. Sure some of you wanted Austin, but there's always the future.
Professor Beef
Banned
Sorry guys, still no GWF tonight - still tied up in too much bullshit to do it right
That's alright, because for VGCW fans TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.
That is so sad...
Killing_Joke
Member
True, i just think the smark crowd might be sick of Rock by then. The nostalgia for Rock has worn off. We have asshole stuffed down our throats for 10 years vs asshole who comes and goes when ever he pleases. Any true smark will shit over this Goldberg/Lesnar style.
This is of course if they book the feud poorly which is highly likely. There is a chance they can turn up the intensity to make us give a shit for twice in a lifetime.
Professor Beef
Banned
Enjoy the matches during WM, then leave when it's time for Cena's match so you can beat the traffic.
FallingEdge
Member
It is WM. The crowd is always going to be insane regardless of what happens.
Have fun and go to the show.
Have fun and go to the show.
Yeah, I just hope there are good matchs to be had, surely Undertaker will have a good match, and Jericho as well, as long as the rumored heel turn to against Ryback doesn't happen. Also, Triple H vs. Lesnar II? ...It's a Wrestlemania repeat!
YAHHHHHHHH
stop, just stop. those guys are never going to get their chance. quit before it's too late.
im fully expecting a WCW style moment where everyone just throws garbage in the ring.
Cena is hated beyond words in NY. Every real wrestling fan is tired of The Rock being Samoan Cena with his shitty RAWR IM GONNA YELL JUST TO YELL promos and the match is an insult that everyone saw coming a mile away with a finish that everyone is going to see coming a mile away.
The only possible swerve is Rock wins again to set up Thrice in a Lifetime at WM30..which would probably make even the Cena fans give up on wrestling.
the whole match is a joke and I'm hoping to see gifs of them having all sorts of garbage thrown at them or NY is going to let me down.
HarryDemeanor
Member
People still watch the B-show? Everyone knows GWF is the best thing going today.
Get ready to be let down. Nobody yet has booed the returning Rock. Everybody is going to be cheering the Rock and booing Cena.
I still say that Rock beating Punk last night was the absolute smart move. Having Rock hold the WWE title draws in casuals and raises the significance of the title. Having Punk lose by People's elbow is also irrelevant. When you lose clean, you lose clean. Unless it's a rollup or something, most people don't care. Hell, among my friends who are casual fans, the People's Elbow is considered more "powerful" than the Rock Bottom.
I know people will say that beating Rock would have put Punk over the top, but Punk is a heel, and that sort of thing is reserved for faces. Now, if this was during the "summer of punk" then yeah, but the WWE screwed that up royally. Punk could have been the next SCSA, but HHH's inability keep himself out of a hot angle ruined it. It's sad to say, but it's true.
I know people will say that beating Rock would have put Punk over the top, but Punk is a heel, and that sort of thing is reserved for faces. Now, if this was during the "summer of punk" then yeah, but the WWE screwed that up royally. Punk could have been the next SCSA, but HHH's inability keep himself out of a hot angle ruined it. It's sad to say, but it's true.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Just like WCW 2001 when Ric Flair would come out in front of 900 people in a 20,000-seat arena and say, "WCW is the greatest wrestling company in the world!"
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
VGCW is the Wrestling Society X of the universe.
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Thanks for the kind words, but GWF's so far two-week hiatus has been rough.
Last we saw, Heavy had banished Pop-GAF out of the GWF.
Laserfrog took back his rightful title from Bootaaay.
SoulPlaya went hard in the paint and was shooting on all NeoGAF higher-ups, and is planning to charge the Four Kings Arena to stop them.
Shark Johnson nearly murdered Strobogo.
Bishoptl murdered Beef and Dragonzord.
What next?
FallingEdge
Member
lol WSX
Now that was a fun wrestling show.
Now that was a fun wrestling show.
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Bish went into business for himself, that's the extent of his power. He did a rewrite DURING the show.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Stay classy, Hulk.
I'm not tired of The Rock in the slightest. I'm tired of The Rock being forced to trot out there like a reunion tour and play his greatest hits (Rock Concert) when he should be allowed to just be a wrestler, but I'm mainly tired of The Rock's participation in a storyline that culminates with cenawinslol.gif
The inevitability of a horrendous conclusion, coupled with an IWC darling (and legitimately great performer, obv) getting sacrificed in the build-up, is what has people so upset.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Stay classy, Hulk.
I like in Hogans sex tape when he is banging out and stops because Brooke might be calling him.
FallingEdge
Member
don't worry, in my FPR fed, you and I are champions and hold all the belts and have 5* matches every 2 hours and we are all bffs with Bryan, Hero, Generico and get turkey sandwiches every night
sf2fanatic
Member
Need Prototype Cena to appear then. Funny heel
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Hey let's be realistic. Dragonzord is a stand-up guy and is great, but the poor guy never drew a dime, even when he pierced his nipples and grew that impressive gut on his 7' frame.
Perspicacity
Banned
I'm hoping that Chris Jericho chooses to put Mahal over in this run so that the WWE will finally have the incentive to release that "Jinder Mahalics" shirt I keep pitching.
"I look in your genetic lunchbox and find a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off!"
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
I think Randy Orton should adopted the Prototype gimmick.
HarryDemeanor
Member
I agree. VGCW is WCW 2001 with a pretty bow.
I think it would benefit Randy greatly to become some sort of Funkosaur.
It's hit or miss. This comic is basically autobiographical though.