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[RellyRell28]

good shit punk

 

[Professor Beef]

Oh good, Punk admits he's a bitch.

 

[darkside31337]

Wheres that GIF of Vince grabbing his ear when you need it?

 

[Kacho]

Punk on point.

 

[Enfinit]

I have the exact shoes Punk is wearing tonight. Black on black Nike Free 4.0's with white trim.

Nice choice, Punk. Nice choice.

 

[Hellion]

Punk ass bitch.

 

[spindashing]

does CM Punk even lift look at this guy

 

[UberTag]

Rock and Cena deserve each other.

The WWE Universe deserves Rock and Cena.

 

[The Frankman]

Punk is KILLING IT.

good shit punk

Yep, he's a punkass bitch.

 

[Brinbe]

eviscerated the rock haahha, not even fucking close.

Rock has nothing on him, f'real.

 

[Ithil]

Punk on fire.

 

[DMczaf]

ITS YOUR REMATCH!

SHOW UP, IF YOU DARE.

 

[gurudyne]

Oh good, Punk admits he's a bitch.

Punk ass bitch is a hell of a lot better of a heel chant than Cookiepuss. Punk needs to reinforce this.

 

[jordan0386]

Oh shit, they shootin

 

[Dave Meltzer]

This feud is so much better than anything Cena and Rock can deliver.

 

[SquashMatch]

John Cena can't hold either of these guys jockstraps.

 

[slightconfuse]

<3

 

[fu3lfr3nzy]

Did Punk flip off the crowd? :lol

 

[Ilive1up]

some good emotion in that.

 

[krae_man]

This feud is so much better than anything Cena and Rock can deliver.

At least Cena-Rock 2 will only have 6 weeks of build and not 52.

 

[somedevil]

Did Punk flip off the crowd? :lol

Yep, lol

 

[maxxpower]

Meh, shitty promo by Punk.

 

[Ithil]

The only way to save WM is for shenanigans at Elimination Chamber to cause Punk/Rock to be unfinished, so we get a Triple Threat match at WM.

Meh, shitty promo by Punk.

How?

 

[CrunchinJelly]

So only one EC at the EC PPV.

 

[TheChits]

Good stuff there from both guys

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

So is Punk going to start carrying rope around as if it was a belt now? lol

 

[Phoenixazure]

Did Punk just get Rock to cut a serious promo.

This man is needed for wrestlemania. What a shame

 

[darkside31337]

Wasn't expecting them to build up Punk - Rock for EC, figured the rematch would be a throwaway match tonight just to build up Rock - Cena for an extra 2 weeks.

 

[Ozone]

I'm surprised they didn't even try to censor "bitch" after the first one. I think it's in Rock's contract that he's not allowed to be censored.

 

[Professor Beef]

Punk did a by-the-numbers heel promo, and people are jumping on his non-existant nuts? I mean, I know I shouldn't be shocked, but come on.

 

[DMczaf]

I'm comin home? Fuck you WWE. Wrestlemania's home is MSG! WITH THE OLD SCHOOL ENTRANCE

Punk did a by-the-numbers heel promo, and people are jumping on his non-existant nuts? I mean, I know I shouldn't be shocked, but come on.

Hey guys, look at the smark being all smarky.

 

[gurudyne]

You know, this really feels like a RAW now. Rock and some upstart heel trading verbal jabs laced with swears.

Brings a nostalgic tear to my eye.

 

[SquashMatch]

Seriously, Cena is going to be shoved down our throat while Rock vs Punk could print money for a year. Vince can kiss my ass.

 

[slightconfuse]

Punk did a by-the-numbers heel promo, and people are jumping on his non-existant nuts? I mean, I know I shouldn't be shocked, but come on.

QUIET COOKIEPUSS

 

[Plywood]

Punk pulls a Cena and mentions schedule and you fuckers eat that shit up.

He only shows up because they feed him.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

I like Punk better without the title now.

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

The only way to save WM is for shenanigans at Elimination Chamber to cause Punk/Rock to be unfinished, so we get a Triple Threat match at WM.


How?

I believe that's gonna happen. Then again I've been so wrong about everything because I keep giving the WWE the benefit of the doubt and thinking they won't be predictable.

 

[Evening Musuko]

So Rocky's not going in the Chamber. I knew there was no way he was going to, but still.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Punk did a by-the-numbers heel promo, and people are jumping on his non-existant nuts? I mean, I know I shouldn't be shocked, but come on.

It's about the intensity and believability. It adds passion to the feud and makes me care about it. Don't try and act like all heels manage to achieve that, because it's been sorely missing in recent years.

 

[truly101]

Meh, shitty promo by Punk.

it fits his gimmick. He's above the Rocks theatrics so it makes no sense for him to resort to even a heel version of them.

 

[The Frankman]

Punk pulls a Cena and mentions schedule and you fuckers eat that shit up.

He only shows up because they feed him.

They so delusional for a savior. They propped up The Miz too.

I think A-Ri is next.

 

[DMczaf]

Punk pulls a Cena and mentions schedule and you fuckers eat that shit up.

He only shows up because they feed him.

It's not about mentioning schedule, it's about doing it in a clever way. Cena's way was literally just "HEY ROCK, YOURE NEVER HERE! IM ALWAYS HERE! I LOVE WWE! CHEER ME FANS, PLEASE"

Punk actually did it in a clever way.

 

[gurudyne]

Punk did a by-the-numbers heel promo, and people are jumping on his non-existant nuts? I mean, I know I shouldn't be shocked, but come on.

Punk pulls a Cena and mentions schedule and you fuckers eat that shit up.

He only shows up because they feed him.

Quick, tell us again that the guy putting actual effort and conviction into the main event promos is unworthy of praise.

 

[Omega]

Kill the PG era, Rock.

Kill it.

hopefully he does

at least he'll be useful. Punk could have kept that belt warm for Cena perfectly fine.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Punk did a by-the-numbers heel promo, and people are jumping on his non-existant nuts? I mean, I know I shouldn't be shocked, but come on.

CM Punk could shit in the ring and people would call it the greatest moment in the history of our sport.

 

[Paracelsus]

Punk pulls a Cena and mentions schedule and you fuckers eat that shit up.

He only shows up because they feed him.

You hate him but I suggest you watch the Punk documentary. It'll prove you wrong.

 

[Enfinit]

I get a little chub every time Punk touches a little bit of the truth with his pipe bombs. "It's cool to swear because I'm a Punk ass bitch." Atta boy, Punk.

However, it's never enough to give me a hard on. Come on, Punk. Tell us how every time we watch The Rock it's like watching a rerun. Tell us how The Rock is a hot piece of smoldering shit. Tell us about how you were booked to lose to part-timer with a People's. Fucking. Elbow.

I'd blow my goddamn load until it was nothing but dust.

 

[RellyRell28]

So Rocky's not going in the Chamber. I knew there was no way he was going to, but still.

I'm still holding out hope that he's in an EC

 

[Professor Beef]

It's about the intensity and believability. It adds passion to the feud and makes me care about it. Don't try and act like all heels manage to achieve that, because it's been sorely missing in recent years.

I was commenting less about the promo and more about people praising Punk.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

You know what WrassleGAF needs? More gimmick posters trying to get themselves over. It's so cool and original.