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January Wrasslin' |OT| Big Month John

RBH

Member
News about World of Sport and ITV from the Observer:


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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Hiromu's facial expressions are so great. He actively makes blander in-ring personalities like Dragon Lee and Kushida more interesting.

thank you big facial expression negro casas
 

Thorakai

Member
Ok what's the spoiler rule here, because some are using the spoiler tags and others are just openly saying who it is lol, come on

the spoiler rule here is that we pretend to care about spoilers for a couple of minutes, then as soon as one poster unspoils the spoiler we go all out.
 

Bronx-Man

Banned
Glad to see Hero was able to prevail over fat-shaming.

Sasha joins Bayley in the "regretful of callup" section

Sasha Bank$ ✔ @SashaBanksWWE
I miss @WWENXT
Sasha, Bayley, Owens, Rollins, the cruiserweights, etc. Doesn't matter how interesting you were before, Raw will beat it out of you.

HOLY SHIT. OMEGA WITH THE MOONSAULT. FUUUUUUCK
Spotted the mark.
But holy shit it was so badass, wasn't it?
 
Just finished watching the match... I'm spent.

me too

wow

Glad to see Hero was able to prevail over fat-shaming.


Sasha, Bayley, Owens, Rollins, the cruiserweights, etc. Doesn't matter how interesting you were before, Raw will beat it out of you.


Spotted the mark.
But holy shit it was so badass, wasn't it?

<---- mark ass mark

Watch the aftermath of his match on New Year's Dash

will do
 
Based on the NXT spoilers.
Wait so is Hero actually going back to the Kassius name or is it gonna be like Hideo and Asuka where they debuted with one name and then embraced another name?
 

Tall4Life

Member
Based on the NXT spoilers.
Wait so is Hero actually going back to the Kassius name or is it gonna be like Hideo and Asuka where they debuted with one name and then embraced another name?

All the media has been calling him Kassius Ohno so I guess thats what they're going with, as it is his original NXT name

i wonder if chris hero fans are going oh no at this news hahahahahhahahahahahaha fuck man he just had the best year he's ever had on the indies :(
 
All the media has been calling him Kassius Ohno so I guess thats what they're going with, as it is his original NXT name

i wonder if chris hero fans are going oh no at this news hahahahahhahahahahahaha fuck man he just had the best year he's ever had on the indies :(
I think he'll be a lot better off then his last WWE run. He's gonna be an NXT champ because he's a popular independent guy in his late thirties which is the right formula to tick with the added bonus of having worked for the company before.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I'm fine with this
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but what kind of sensible person would say 'yeah we should bring back suzuki-gun as well!' remember that old stable that was stale when we had bullet club? well now that bullet club is stale let's bring back the even staler version
 

Tall4Life

Member
Ohno should not lose weight at all because he has become a fucking master at being a fat fuck

He just needs better gear that doesn't accentuate how disgustingly fat he is
 
I'm fine with this
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but what kind of sensible person would say 'yeah we should bring back suzuki-gun as well!' remember that old stable that was stale when we had bullet club? well now that bullet club is stale let's bring back the even staler version

Long-term, the whole stable being back and dominant would suck

Short-term, that was a great moment, and that's what New Years Dashes are supposed to have. Remember last year where everyone talked about Omega killing New Japan Styles? Now they're talking about Suzukigun coming back and Suzuki killing Okada

Just like Omega, we might even get a Suzuki title reign out of it!
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Long-term, the whole stable being back and dominant would suck

Short-term, that was a great moment, and that's what New Years Dashes are supposed to have. Remember last year where everyone talked about Omega killing New Japan Styles? Now they're talking about Suzukigun coming back and Suzuki killing Okada

Just like Omega, we might even get a Suzuki title reign out of it!

The moment would ahve been the exact same if it was just suzuki doing it

hell, it probably would have been better. The whole stable being there just makes you go 'oh right these geeks that failed to invade NOAH and failed to take the titles in NJPW' rather than 'oh fuck MiSu is back and he dropped the dead weight'
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
so they dont have an issue with his weight anymore?

Kevin Owens got really popular. That's your answer.

For what its worth, "Chris Hero" is a super generic name, and looks even worse when the guy attached to it looks to be about as in shape as the average fan. Like, it comes off as unintentionally comical because Hero isn't KO fat where he's obviously a fat guy that's always been fat; he looks like a formerly fit dude who just let himself go utterly and without restraint.
 
The moment would ahve been the exact same if it was just suzuki doing it

hell, it probably would have been better. The whole stable being there just makes you go 'oh right these geeks that failed to invade NOAH and failed to take the titles in NJPW' rather than 'oh fuck MiSu is back and he dropped the dead weight'

As much as I would have loved to see oldass Suzuki come out solo after that match and kill the entirety of CHAOS by himself, that's exactly the type of thing people would complain about not being believable.
 
Watching Smackdown 2005 and I'm dying at Kurt Angle challenging Sharmell to a match, of course Teddy let Booker in the match but Angles antics throughout the match were hilarious.
 

somedevil

Member
You seem to have reached the worst angle in the history of mankind.

FWIW, Kurt was supposed to say "bestial."

John and Wai had a writer on the show who was in the room when discussing this and a writer said the correct word is bestial but Vince wanted Beastiality no matter what.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
So its 2017 and the Undertaker is still a relevant part of making WrestleMania plans

that's kinda odd
 
Fantasticamanía lineups are out. Lots of good stuff:

http://cmll.com/?p=81341

Edit: One interesting thing is the Hiromu's big single match is against Titan and not Dragon Lee. Guess that means he gets DL on a New Beginning show.

Jan 13
Maximo Sexy, Tanahashi, and Kushida vs. Hechicero, Okada and Will Ospreay
Atlantis and Máscara Don vs. Rush and Naito
Mistico, Volador Jr. and Kushida vs. Último Guerrero, Euforia and Bárbaro Cavernario
Dragón Lee and Titán vs. Hiromu Takahashi and Bushi
Blue Panther Jr. and David Finlay vs. Sanada and "King of Darkness" Evil
Stuka Jr., Liger and Tiger Mask vs. Ephesto, Okumura and Gedo
Soberano Jr. and Henare vs. Raziel and Jado

14
Mistico, Tanahashi and Kushida vs. Euforia, Okada and Will Ospreay
Atlantis, Titán and Máscara Don vs. Rush, Naito and Hiromu Tanahashi
Volador Jr. and Máximo Sexy vs. Último Guerrero and Hechicero
Dragón Lee and Stuka Jr. vs. Bárbaro Cavernario and Okumura
Blue Panther Jr., Tiger Mask and Taguchi vs. Sanada, "King of Darkness" Evil and Bushi
Soberano Jr. and David Finlay vs. Raziel and Gedo
Liger and Henare vs. Ephesto and Jado

15
Volador Jr., Tanahashi and David Finlay vs. Último Guerrero, Okada and Will Ospreay
Atlantis, Soberano Jr. and Máscara Don vs. Rush, Naito and "King of Darkness" Evil
Mistico and Máximo Sexy vs. Euforia and Hechicero
Dragón Lee and Tiger Mask vs. Bárbaro Cavernario and Gedo
Titán, Kushida and Taguchi vs. Sanada, Hiromu Takahashi and Bushi
Stuka Jr. and Liger vs. Okumura and Jado
Blue Panther Jr. and Henare vs. Ephesto and Raziel

16
Dragón Lee, Tanahashi and Kushida vs. Bárbaro Cavernario, Okada and Will Ospreay
Atlantis and Titán vs. Rush and Hiromu Takahashi
Mistico, Volador Jr. and Máximo Sexy vs. Último Guerrero, Euforia and Hechicero
Blue Panther Jr. and Máscara Don vs. Naito and "King of Darkness" Evil
Soberano Jr. and Taguchi vs. Sanada and Bushi
Stuka Jr. and David Finlay vs. Ephesto and Okumura
Liger, Tiger Mask and Henare vs. Raziel, Jado and Gedo

20
Dragón Lee (c) vs. Bárbaro Cavernario - CMLL World Light Heavyweight Championship Match
Titán vs. Hiromu Takahashi
Mistico, Volador Jr. and Juice Robinson vs. Último Guerrero, Euforia and Okada
Atlantis, Tanahashi, Kushida, Taguchi and David Finlay vs. Rush, Naito, Sanada, "King of Darkness" Evil and Bushi
Máximo Sexy and Stuka Jr. vs. Hechicero and Okumura
Soberano Jr., Liger and Tiger Mask vs. Raziel, Jado and Gedo
Blue Panther Jr. and Henare vs. Ephesto and Will Ospreay

21
Máximo Sexy (c) vs. Hechicero - CMLL World Heavyweight Title Match
Atlantis vs. Rush
Mistico and Volador Jr. vs. Último Guerrero and Euforia
Dragón Lee, Titán, Tanahashi, Juice Robinson and David Finlay vs. Naito, Sanada, "King of Darkness" Evil, Hiromu Takahashi and Bushi
Soberano Jr., Kushida and Taguchi vs. Bárbaro Cavernario, Okada and Will Ospreay
Stuka Jr. vs. Okumura
Blue Panther Jr., Liger, Tiger Mask and Henare vs. Ephesto, Raziel, Jado and Gedo

22
Volador Jr. vs. Último Guerrero
Mistico vs. Euforia
Atlantis, Tanahashi, Kushida and David Finlay vs. Rush, Naito, Sanada and "King of Darkness" Evil
Máximo Sexy, Juice Robinson and Taguchi vs. Ephesto, Okada and Will Ospreay
Dragón Lee and Titán vs. Hiromu Takahashi and Bushi
Stuka Jr., Liger and Tiger Mask vs. Hechicero, Okumura and Raziel
Blue Panther Jr., Soberano Jr. and Henare vs. Bárbaro Cavernario, Jado and Gedo

Those Dragon Lee matches <3
 

tm24

Member
Fantasticamanía lineups are out. Lots of good stuff:

http://cmll.com/?p=81341

Edit: One interesting thing is the Hiromu's big single match is against Titan and not Dragon Lee. Guess that means he gets DL on a New Beginning show.

Or it gets added to the final day like last year

Where's Virus?
Someone needs to carry the undercard in Mexico for a month. but who cares

HECHICERO IS MAIN EVENTING A SOLD OUT KORAUKEN HALL

HECHICERO IS THE BEST

HES PROBABLY LOSING BUT WHO CARES

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HECHICERO!
 
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