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[Professor Beef]

SMH @ THIS SHIT

 

[Ithil]

What exactly is Ted DiBiase's gimmick? Does he even have one?

Does he have any discernible characteristics at all?

Why should I cheer for this man?

 

[Judderman]

What was that, Cole?

What exactly is Ted DiBiase's gimmick? Does he even have one?

Does he have any discernible characteristics at all?

Why should I cheer for this man?

He has a posse, and he and his posse organize parties.

 

[tm24]

Holy feature endeavored jobbers Batman!

 

[bwahhhhh]

they're talking about motorcycles during a match. ouch.

 

[Ithil]

What was that, Cole?



He has a posse, and he and his posse organize parties.

What do they talk about at these parties?

"Wow Ted, you sure are interesting when you do your job, I'm glad I'm a fan of yours"

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Bossman fighting the deadman on sunflower's stream.

Nightstick on a pole match, no less.

Edit: Damn it, Bossman is dead as well so the joke doesn't work as well.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

they're talking about motorcycles during a match. ouch.

Undertaker returning as American Badass confirmed?

 

[Judderman]

This commentary is giving me major wahjah. MUST RESIST MUTING OR CHANGING CHANNEL.

 

[tm24]

Would you honestly be angry over not being invited to Ted's tailgating parties? Come on, its Teddy DiBiase.

 

[Professor Beef]

Hunico was saved in the barrio by Comacho. WHY DOES THIS SHIT MATTER.

In match-related news, this one isn't bad aside from the ending. :|

 

[Uncle AJ]

OK, I lol'd at Cole trying to get Hunico to steal Booker's wedding ring.

He wasn't above letting Cena spend a night with Sharmell so why not.

 

[Ithil]

Look out Booker, he's Mexican! He'll steal that diamond, then jump over the border on his low rider BAH-cycle to get his sombrero at home!

Also tacos!

 

[Ithil]

Bossman fighting the deadman on sunflower's stream.

Nightstick on a pole match, no less.

Edit: Damn it, Bossman is dead as well so the joke doesn't work as well.

Gee, I wonder who wrote that?

 

[Pristine_Condition]

I understand he lost the match, but why is Drew doing a begging off spot for the ref on the ramp? Is he now so used to jobbing he figures he might as well job to the ref too?

 

[Professor Beef]

Look out Booker, he's Mexican! He'll steal that diamond, then jump over the border on his low rider BAH-cycle to get his sombrero at home!

Also tacos!

I'm half-mexican. Maybe I should look into doing that stuff...

 

[Ithil]

I'm half-mexican. Maybe I should look into doing that stuff...

Well, you might just be ready for a job with World Wrestling Entertainment...

 

[Dark Ninja]

Mark Henry needs to be at commentary to keep Cole in line

 

[Ultratech]

TOO MANY LIMES

TOO MANY LIMES

OOOO OOOH

 

[Ithil]

Bet Heavy comes online just to tell us he's going for a bathroom break.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Look out Booker, he's Mexican! He'll steal that diamond, then jump over the border on his low rider BAH-cycle to get his sombrero at home!

Also tacos!

Don't drink the water, it'll go though you faster than Speedy Gonzales.

WWE management is apparently still in negotiations with network censors over just cutting to the chase and letting Cole start calling them "beaners" on the broadcast. :smh

 

[Judderman]

Watch out guys it's the Evil Foreigner! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! But remember to Be A Star!

 

[Ithil]

I know it's from the Iron Sheik, but do all evil foreigners with dark skin use the Camel Clutch?

Hassan did it too.

 

[bwahhhhh]

can't be a middle eastern wrestler without doing a camel clutch. they all learn it as children, doncha know

edit: damn it Ithil!

 

[Ithil]

can't be a middle eastern wrestler without doing a camel clutch. they all learn it as children, doncha know

But he's Indian...

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I know it's from the Iron Sheik, but do all evil foreigners with dark skin use the Camel Clutch?

Hassan did it too.

Scott Steiner's promos sure sound foreign.

 

[bwahhhhh]

But he's Indian...

wwe has conditioned me

 

[Ithil]

Scott Steiner's promos sure sound foreign.

They're not in English, anyway.

 

[Htown]

HOW MANY BILLION TIMES DO WE HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHEAMUS-JINDER MAHAL MATCH NO ONE CARES ABOUT?

 

[Ithil]

The most one sided feud in history?

 

[Ithil]

Look, it's slightly fatter than usual RVD!

 

[Professor Beef]

Aw, look at how how much AJ cares. :3

 

[truly101]

They're not in English, anyway.

What to they speak in Meatchicken?

 

[BillRiccio]

Daniel Bryan is so freaking awesome

 

[Ithil]

Fucking lol at the size difference here. Big Show could use her as a toothbrush.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

LOL. AJ and Big Show are so physically different it's hard to believe they are the same species.

 

[Professor Beef]

"You've changed, Daniel. You used to be cool."

 

[Ithil]

Bryan as a heel is getting increasingly hilarious.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Chyna cutting a promo about being on her period in the stream. Just great

 

[Ultratech]

The Title...it's cursed! *spooky*

AJ looks so tiny compared to Big Show.

 

[Dark Ninja]

I hope Bryan doesn't fully turn heel till Wrestlemania when Cole interferes and helps Bryan retain the title.

 

[Judderman]

The Title...it's cursed! *spooky*

AJ looks so tiny compared to Big Show.

The title has fragments of the One Ring in it. Daniel Bryan is transforming into Gollum.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

At least that shit head Big Show has finally learned some respect, and didn't put his DAMN HANDS on the World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan. (Cause he scarred)

 

[Ithil]

Phenom collections?

So they're caskets?

 

[Striker]

Triple H overrating himself again. Poor Kurt.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Man, Otunga needs to hit the gym...

 

[Ithil]

Kurt Angle highlighted on my WWE TV show?

Guess the "HHH is awesome!" factor outweighed it for the production team.

 

[Professor Beef]

THE OBUNGA VALLEY DRIVER

*slurp*

 

[Dark Ninja]

Otunga won a match maybe his wife wont leave him now

 

[Pristine_Condition]

I want Otunga to just go ahead and do a proper Air Raid Crash. The jumping one just doesn't look as good as a running one.