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[Judderman]

Brodus Clay's next theme should be dubstep.

Somebody call my wubwub!

 

[Ithil]

http://twitter.com/HeymanRules512

OMG WWE at least try to make it not look like a plant.

As usual WWE have all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the eye socket.

 

[MetatronM]

Hornswoggle just crawled up from the abyss of hell itself!

 

[RBH]

WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE

 

[Ithil]

Is this supposed to build Slater? Giving him a "feud" with a midget where he loses everything?

 

[DMeisterJ]

More like watching it on time and right.

It's called supporting the product by watching it on--

time.

Okay you mark-ass-jobbers. Have fun wasting two hours of your life watching a steaming pile of manure. Don't say DMJ never did anything for you marks.

 

[Kaladin]

That twitter account makes me wonder if all the twitter accounts that WWE superstars interact with are plants.

 

[Htown]

SPINDASHING ON SUICIDE WATCH

 

[Judderman]

 

[Plywood]

Is this supposed to build Slater? Giving him a "feud" with a midget where he loses everything?

Slater is the new Chavo.

 

[Kaladin]

Is this supposed to build Slater? Giving him a "feud" with a midget where he loses everything?

Slater probably begged creative for TV time and when you do that they probably turn you into Hornswaggle's bitch for a few weeks.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

And with those three little words, Daniel Bryan has become the most hated man in the Spinnerphile Universe.

 

[BradVanDam]

I hope that we get Jericho getting cheered over punk at Mania because it will be a nostalgia crowd.

 

[bwahhhhh]

WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE

every time Booker says that, the Muddy Mudskipper theme song plays in my head

 

[Ithil]

I mysteriously heard this sound echoing in the distance after that line.

 

[El Pescado]

I don't know if anyone else is seeing this ridiculous Golden Corral commercial, but it is so stupid. If anything is be jumping out of a car to get away from going to Golden Corral.

D.Bry's opening promo was awesome. XD

 

[bwahhhhh]

COLD STONE'S MAH BOY

 

[Striker]

WWE trolling us with the good times.

 

[Forkball]

That Royal Rumble preview showed so much about what was right about that time and what's wrong now.

 

[tm24]

So Tyson is gonna be at Wrestlereunion. 100 bucks for photos and autograph. I'm kind of tempted

 

[Ithil]

Remember when Punk and Cena do this sort of thing as faces towards Del Rio?

 

[DMeisterJ]

So Tyson is gonna be at Wrestlereunion. 100 bucks for photos and autograph. I'm kind of tempted

Kidd?

That's a bit too much for him.

 

[Ithil]

I love you Cody.

 

[Judderman]

Zeke with the Balrog haircut.

 

[Plywood]

Zeke gonna job.

 

[Kaladin]

So Tyson is gonna be at Wrestlereunion. 100 bucks for photos and autograph. I'm kind of tempted

I hope he can come to Miami.

 

[tm24]

Kidd?

That's a bit too much for him.

No, Mike! I totally forgot who Tyson Kidd was.

Also, Cody is amazing. Glad they didn't go for the mega cheap heat and say Eddie's name

 

[Htown]

hey, uh... how bout you guys call the match

 

[bwahhhhh]

Zeke with the Balrog haircut.

i can't see the weird Shar Pei rolls on his head anymore

 

[Forkball]

Of all the roided up huge guys, Zeke has probably the most impressive physique. The dude looks gigantic.

 

[Ithil]

All those muscles and scoop slams can't save you from this incoming job, Zeke.

 

[Ithil]

I forgot this was on SyFy over there.

Time for some really bad shows to be advertised.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Why do they keep saying that the royal rumble winner will be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Cena vs Rock will be the main event.

 

[Kaladin]

Why do they keep saying that the royal rumble winner will be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Cena vs Rock will be the main event.

They tried to follow Hogan vs Rock the year it happened at Mania.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Why do they keep saying that the royal rumble winner will be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Cena vs Rock will be the main event.

Remember how Del Rio opened the show last year? the main event indeed

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Why do they keep saying that the royal rumble winner will be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Cena vs Rock will be the main event.

Saying you will curtain jerk Wrasslemania doesn't sound as good.

Edit: Curses Owl!

 

[Judderman]

Sounds like Santino's been watching WCW.

@ The Cagesmith.

 

[Ithil]

Russo just orgasmed watching that.

Add some things on poles and he'll want to marry Santino.

 

[Judderman]

THE CHOSEN ONE ; _ ;

 

[MetatronM]

WTF is with Teddy Long's random hatred of Drew McIntyre?

 

[Ultratech]

Following Teddy's logic, why not fire all jobbers?

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Teddy Long just had to explain to that ponytailed geek that you don't get between a dawg and his meat.......playa.

 

[Judderman]

Did I just see a commercial for Little Caesars? The world is coming to an end. This is it. Little Caesars has escaped from the depths.

 

[Ithil]

WTF is with Teddy Long's random hatred of Drew McIntyre?

Be glad he's even got a storyline. He's been on Superstars for like a year.

I would hope it's leading to a new push for McIntyre. The mid card needs it.

 

[Dark Ninja]

WTF is with Teddy Long's random hatred of Drew McIntyre?

They had a feud. They even had a match.

 

[Ithil]

Following Teddy's logic, why not fire all jobbers?

They don't have high paying contracts I guess.

He said he signed Drew back from RAW with a lucrative contract and wants him to live up to it. Apparently you can do that now.

 

[Uncle AJ]

WTF is with Teddy Long's random hatred of Drew McIntyre?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRFHx32Xf9A

 

[Judderman]

Oh man you guys weren't kidding about this generic Vegas music.

Holy jobber battle, Batman.

 

[Uncle AJ]

They have to get plants holding DiBiase signs in the front row to get Ted over...

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Did I just see a commercial for Little Caesars? The world is coming to an end. This is it. Little Caesars has escaped from the depths.

I liked the Domino's commercial in the last segment, advertising their reworked cheesy bread.

Mostly just because I find it awesome that they've finally accepted that the best way to advertise their current products is to flatly admit that their old products sucked balls.

I'd have loved to have been in the meetings when they had to decide that that was their best course of action to stay in business.