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January Wrasslin' |OT|
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BoboBrazil
Member
Buddy Landell posted a link to the full Wrestle Kingdom ppv on twitter, but I can't tell if this is the legit Landell or not lol
Serpentine
Banned
damn... big guy
Time to watch Raw, because if there's one thing people hate more than someone bitching, it's somene bitching from an uninformed position. I make this sacrifice so I'm less annoying to youcuntslovely people.
having just seen the Ryback backstage fallout, it took a few loops to realize he's not standing backstage at RAW
dat renee booty waddle
aspiegamer
Member
So, honest question...
Who the hell is going to wrestle on RAW next week? 3 faces "fired" for at least a few weeks including 1 massive babyface and "Beast Mode With Feels" Ryback who's actually doing well, plus Ambrose is written off until they can find a new use for him.
We have... Reigns, Cena, Usos? Is there literally any one else? Anyone that's not "the crowd goes mild!" variety? The Skinsuit Tagteam will join BnB and Mizdow as heels that are over. I'm assuming this forces Orton back next week or the crowd won't have any one to even think they're supposed to root for.
Who the hell is going to wrestle on RAW next week? 3 faces "fired" for at least a few weeks including 1 massive babyface and "Beast Mode With Feels" Ryback who's actually doing well, plus Ambrose is written off until they can find a new use for him.
We have... Reigns, Cena, Usos? Is there literally any one else? Anyone that's not "the crowd goes mild!" variety? The Skinsuit Tagteam will join BnB and Mizdow as heels that are over. I'm assuming this forces Orton back next week or the crowd won't have any one to even think they're supposed to root for.
Serpentine
Banned
two Usos singles matches, baby!
It's as if they have a habit of not letting stories carry from one RAW to the next.
This is the best looking Sting
He got worse and worse looking as the years went by. The longer hair, the facepaint was less intimidating, the weird bodysuit that made him look more like a wrestler and less like a murderous psychopath. And then the promos just became Surfer Sting but with black and white face paint. And he looked terrible with Wolfpac colors because it looked like Luger rammed his face in tomato sauce when they were wrestling out by the pool.
Frecklestein
Banned
see you tomorrow
Serpentine
Banned
they're rosebuds now #FACT
reptilescorpio
Member
Watching Raw now, why did Cole say every wrestler and Diva was in the ring? They clearly weren't, does Cole thing he's on radio, not TV?
Also why was the Diva's champ outside the ring? Natalya was in the ring yet the champ isn't up on stage with Captain Douche. That's stupid.
It's not his fault.
Also why was the Diva's champ outside the ring? Natalya was in the ring yet the champ isn't up on stage with Captain Douche. That's stupid.
It's not his fault.
This happened
Vicious and Delicious would be proud (although I have no idea if they ever did that, it just makes sense that Norton and Buff would have).
reptilescorpio
Member
Cesaro talking in the background while Cena makes an impassioned apology to the Fans and the roster is fantastic. Dude knows he's fucked.
Mr. Luchador
Member
This happened
Vicious and Delicious would be proud (although I have no idea if they ever did that, it just makes sense that Norton and Buff would have).
Finally, I've waited 12 years for The Johnsons to return to our Televisions. Looks like they've worked out a bit too.
Frankly, I knew I wasn't going to return to watching Raw weekly, but I enjoyed last weeks episode enough and found it different enough that I would get this week a chance and see what went down. Instead I got another Bray vs Ambrose match that dragged for what feels like an eternity, Adam Rose vs A New Day, Usos vs Mizdow again, the same 'insincere heel authority figure' Authority promos I got before they were done with a wrestler that they don't work with (Cena), and several wrestlers getting sacrificed to keep Cena stronk which will be erased in a week's time anyways and will either lead to one of two things, Cena sacrificing like the true hero to get them back or them turning heel to make Cena even more the underdog as the face of the entire promotion being booked as an underdog has made sense for 10 years.
It is amazing to me how well WWE fucks up expectations. No one should be this bad at it intentionally.
It is amazing to me how well WWE fucks up expectations. No one should be this bad at it intentionally.
Professor Beef
Banned
I just want Ryback to be unfired. You can keep Ziggler and Rowan fired, just FEED ME MORE.
Finally, I've waited 12 years for The Johnsons to return to our Televisions. Looks like they've worked out a bit too.
Man, if it took them that long to stop being so green, maybe there's hope for Ryback yet and I've been too hard on THE BIG GUY.
What is this, opposite day? Am I supposed to be the dumb as fuck one in a sitcom that now plays along with it?
EDIT: Actually, I have no feelings on THE SHEEP GUY as of now.
Considering it's a company run by people that despise many of their own fans, it's not that surprising. Vince gives you the show that Vince wants. And he wants you to fucking know it.
I 100 percent knew that last week was just a fluke. They were forced to wing it due to a tight schedule that paired down the roster, and they did some stuff out of the norm.
Sounds like this week was back to business as usual. Fucking trash.
Wait til you get to 95 when that dumbass costs his own tag team the belts.
Then wait until he gets to 2005 when he forms the most obvious tag team ever.
Marvel
could never
Cesaro and Kidd saved Raw for me, fucking dire show.
Totally agree about crow sting.
Murderous psychopath indeed.
Totally agree about crow sting.
Murderous psychopath indeed.
Professor Beef
Banned
Rowan has no future as a singles wrestler, and Ziggler's
British Monsoon
Member
Well, in the wake of such a dire RAW I guess this deserves plugging again;
#RAWlternative - January 19th;
https://www.youtube.com/user/BeyondWrestling
Matches announced:
- Young Bucks vs. Super Smash Bros courtesy of Smash Wrestling (Twitter: @smashwrestling)
- Ricochet vs. Josh Alexander courtesy of Alpha-1 Wrestling (Twitter: @A1Wrestling)
- Chris Hero vs. Colin Delaney courtesy of 2CW: Squared Circle Wrestling (Twitter: @2CW)
Complain about something different, for a change. Or don't, whatever.
#RAWlternative - January 19th;
https://www.youtube.com/user/BeyondWrestling
Matches announced:
- Young Bucks vs. Super Smash Bros courtesy of Smash Wrestling (Twitter: @smashwrestling)
- Ricochet vs. Josh Alexander courtesy of Alpha-1 Wrestling (Twitter: @A1Wrestling)
- Chris Hero vs. Colin Delaney courtesy of 2CW: Squared Circle Wrestling (Twitter: @2CW)
Complain about something different, for a change. Or don't, whatever.
People should watch this Sato promo I don't know if it's the best or the worst, but it is entertaining even has an amazing start,
"You stupid American"
"Hakushi better than Diesel better than Bret Hart!"
"NOBODY IN JAPAN KNOWS WHO BRET HART IS"
"You stupid American"
"Hakushi better than Diesel better than Bret Hart!"
"NOBODY IN JAPAN KNOWS WHO BRET HART IS"
That was a good one by Skip.
I try to imagine stoic show Roman doing that, I... can't.
Serpentine
Banned
Babygirl, you know, not to count THE BIG DOG out. I'll be back....
MegaKungFuRadio
Member
Holy crap, I just heard a clip of the Roman Reigns promo on Raw. I don't want to wish unemployment on anyone, but they need to fire their fucking writers.
Who invited Douglas
Why is LT the face in his feud with Bam Bam? LT got in Bam Bam's face after Bam Bam lost the titles due to his moron partner. LT's head was over the barricade. LT won't fight Bam Bam and has his chicken shit lawyers threatening to sue. Bam Bam is a god damn hero.
Frecklestein
Banned
That's a great picture, made sad if you removed all those who are dead
Mr. Enigma
Member
So apparently the jobber that Vader fucked up back in WCW 1992 with that powerbomb finally wrestled his first match back at some indy show in Georgia last weekend.
British Monsoon
Member
Looking like Suzuki-gun will invade NOAH at some point, keep an eye out for the results of NOAH's Korakuen show this weekend. Some good match-ups there, TMDK vs KES, Marufuji vs Suzuki, Ohara & Kenou vs TAKA & Taichi, Kotoge vs El Desperado, etc.
British Monsoon
Member
Mentioning Andy Dick in 2015? That's a paddlin'.
reptilescorpio
Member
They should give them a rest for a few weeks tbh
Haha awesome shop Fox. He'll be back next week as if nothing happened, I bet the writers have already forgotten.
That's crazy talk! No way that would work!
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