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Cornette was also the dude who talked about how Steen wouldn't make it anywhere because he was fat and lazy

I hate the Bucks as wrestlers and they annoy me, but Cornette is someone who doesn't deserve any of the fame he gets. I hope the internet eventually turns on that moron. 'ROH fucked up because of the merch and livestream people! I had absolutely nothing to do with it!'

The internet turned on Cornette a long time ago.

 

[jmdajr]

Is that what's her face?

 

[Data West]

The internet turned on Cornette a long time ago.

He still makes a living. Watch the youtube comments for his shoot trailers. Cunts still like him and retweet his shit.

 

[jmdajr]

Outside of George Lucas is there anyone that has contempt and hatred of their fans like the WWE?

Does the magician community hate people who try to understand and enjoy magic?

Nintendo

 

[imBask]

any of you guys own a Oneplus One? is it as good as people say it is?

 

[British Monsoon]

 

[Data West]

Cornette thought Matt Morgan was the future. Cornette who tries to shit on guys like Diesel/Nash and other 'steroid no-talents'

Matt Morgan.

 

[Jimmy King]

He's doing Austin's podcast

Is that really still on?

 

[strobogo]

He still makes a living. Watch the youtube comments for his shoot trailers. Cunts still like him and retweet his shit.

I imagine the people who buy a Cornette shoot are the same people that would buy Kenny Dykstra, Danny Doring, and Curt Hawkins shoots.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Cornette thought Matt Morgan was the future. Cornette who tries to shit on guys like Diesel/Nash and other 'steroid no-talents'

Matt Morgan.

He should have been but something, somewhere went wrong. Dude had all the tools.

 

[Data West]

He should have been but something, somewhere went wrong. Dude had all the tools.

Except for how to work a match. Matt Morgan is the 'indie short trunks puro mark' of big guys. Even Nash was like 'dude that's not even close to the psychology of how you work a match as a big guy.'

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Except for how to work a match. Matt Morgan is the 'indie short trunks puro mark' of big guys. Even Nash was like 'dude that's not even close to the psychology of how you work a match as a big guy.'

He had a great physique, great statue, huge - but just never...got it. Fuckin' shame.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

He should have been but something, somewhere went wrong. Dude had all the tools.

Like a stuttering gimmick

and TNA

and was a terrible worker

 

[slightconfuse]

JR marking out for okada drop kick is amazing.

Also speaking of JR Len "the grappler" Denton is on this weeks Ross report

 

[Data West]

Matt Morgan screams 'Natural Born Thrillers.'

And as much as I like the year 2000, you can't go anywhere after that.

 

[Perspicacity]

Sunflower I need motivation to go to the gym
pls respond

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Sunflower I need motivation to go to the gym
pls respond

 

[strobogo]

Matt Morgan screams 'Natural Born Thrillers.'

And as much as I like the year 2000, you can't go anywhere after that.

This is frighteningly accurate. I can't believe I never made that connection. He would have been in a team with Sean O'Haire that made it on to Metal once a month during the Invasion.

 

[Liquidsnake]

I meant when ever he content was released for purchase what was it the 4th?

 

[Data West]

I also find it amazing that Big Vito got a decent push in both WCW and WWE. Of all people. Vito. Course I remember when WCW was trying to push Saturn really hard for a while. Too bad it didn't work out. I imagine his drug problems had a part in that.

It's the skirts, man. Maybe Ryback will come back in a skirt.

 

[Kacho]

Matt Morgan had that finish a few years back where he hugged and fake punched with another dude until they got disqualified, right? That sure was something.

 

[strobogo]

I also find it amazing that Big Vito got a decent push in both WCW and WWE. Of all people. Vito. Course I remember when WCW was trying to push Saturn really hard for a while. Too bad it didn't work out. I imagine his drug problems had a part in that.

It's the skirts, man. Maybe Ryback will come back in a skirt.

Saturn was dope, though. Vito sucked and had a terrible look. At least in WCW, where he was even more of an egg than Karl Anderson, but with the added benefit of terrible late 90s clothing.

 

[Sephzilla]

Outside of George Lucas is there anyone that has contempt and hatred of their fans like the WWE?

 

[Heel]

Cornette's wife: 1
The Young Bucks: 0

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Saturn was dope, though. Vito sucked and had a terrible look. At least in WCW, where he was even more of an egg than Karl Anderson, but with the added benefit of terrible late 90s clothing.

Saturn was great. Loved his finish, enjoyed his work in-ring. Busted his ass trying to get over, too.

I think best Saturn was right when he was about to leave the Flock, but immediately afterwards he was pretty dope too, pre-dress.

 

[Data West]

This is frighteningly accurate. I can't believe I never made that connection. He would have been in a team with Sean O'Haire that made it on to Metal once a month during the Invasion.

They would late break up off screen and he'd team up with ... I don't know, Shane Douglas and they'd be the Franchise Blueprint

Saturn was dope, though. Vito sucked and had a terrible look. At least in WCW, where he was even more of an egg than Karl Anderson, but with the added benefit of terrible late 90s clothing.

Oh I agree. I just thought the push was weird. I loved Saturn as a kid. For some reason I vividly remember the angle where Raven told him to break some jobber's fingers or that he would do it to Saturn.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

whhhhyyy hasn't anyone adopted the rings of saturn yet.

eh some lame diva will probably use it.

 

[tm24]

Matt Morgan screams 'Natural Born Thrillers.'

And as much as I like the year 2000, you can't go anywhere after that.

Goddamn that is spot on

 

[Fox318]

 

[Sibersk Esto]

saturn had a dope finisher name

Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza

I liked his war-crate in general though

 

[strobogo]

whhhhyyy hasn't anyone adopted the rings of saturn yet.

eh some lame diva will probably use it.

Bateaster did it for a while. Gets used in NJ fairly regularly, although not as a finishing submission.

 

[Hex]

Strong suit style

 

[Data West]

Had a solid elbow drop too

When you're in the same promotion as Savage and still have a noticeable elbow drop? That's a mark of quality.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

There were a lot of Perry Saturn themes but this one was by far my favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbP34ypU5ww

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Bateaster did it for a while. Gets used in NJ fairly regularly, although not as a finishing submission.

if I remember right batista's version had a crossface added on to it

 

[strobogo]

There were a lot of Perry Saturn themes but this one was by far my favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbP34ypU5ww

I'll always wonder how Jimmy Hart managed to not get sued for ripping off so many songs.

 

[Data West]

There were a lot of Perry Saturn themes but this one was by far my favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbP34ypU5ww

No siren no sale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWkviRGGaI8

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I'll always wonder how Jimmy Hart managed to not get sued for ripping off so many songs.

How about the actual rip off of Van Halen's Running with the Devil siren?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JppeJhuqI0

 

[Sibersk Esto]

No siren no sale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWkviRGGaI8

suck it cesaro

 

[Deleted member 47027]

No siren no sale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWkviRGGaI8

It's just a shame the actual theme for that one is dogshit

 

[Sephzilla]

Jesus it's like he's in the air forever

 

[Professor Beef]

He had a great physique, great statue, huge - but just never...got it. Fuckin' shame.

I...actually agree. I thought Matt Morgan had a lot of tools, but he just didn't have the smarts to apply them.

lol, you're one of those constant-whining megaman fans, aren't you

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Since we're still on Saturn, we can talk about the match where he gets his bell rung and shoots on Mike Bell, thinking it's a real fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQaVn4rnOI

WARNING - there's a serious head drop in it.

 

[FallingEdge]

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Jesus it's like he's in the air forever

You can tell it's because he has to jump high to get his legs up and protect the knees. Macho would come almost straight down on his knees, which is what messed him up.

 

[jmdajr]

I can't beat these levels in Duck Tales remastered

I remember the original being insanely easy.

 

[XenoRaven]

I hate to be a dick but there are more tools than being tall and having muscles.

 

[Sephzilla]

lol, you're one of those constant-whining megaman fans, aren't you

No I'm a fan of *insert every other ignored Capcom franchise here*

 

[jmdajr]

I hate to be a dick but there are more tools than being tall and having muscles.

Yup. It helps to know where all the best organic food grocers and eating places are.

 

[Hasney]

I can't beat these levels in Duck Tales remastered

I remember the original being insanely easy.

Duck Tales was never easy, it was just easier than a lot of other NES games. It's a lot harder than most modern games, so stick with it and those old skills will come back!