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[Diablos]

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that Jason owns. Please reply if you agree.

 

[nitewulf]

yeah. you on the other hand...

 

[Diablos]

Yes. I'm Baby Jesus.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[nitewulf]

i'll show you a a something something babe. come here.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Any particular subset of all Jasons?

 

[Diablos]

Not THAT Jason.

This one.

 

[Guzim]

He has great taste in music! And he introduced me to the lovely Leslie Feist.

 

[GG-Duo]

Yar jason rox. He's my drug dealer.

 

[Diablos]

Yar jason rox. He's my drug dealer.

 

[KidGalactus]

Yes. He's ... amazing

 

[MC Safety]

I thought you were talking about the sissy zombie Jason, the one who dies in EVERY Friday the Thirteenth movie.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

Jason likes Blur.

I deserve a thread.

 

[Matlock]

I thought you were talking about the sissy zombie Jason, the one who dies in EVERY Friday the Thirteenth movie.

He's not a zombie.

 

[Red Scarlet]

I always liked Freddy better in how he kills people.

 

[fart]

Jason likes Blur.

I deserve a thread.

seriously, shut up.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

hehe.

 

[Socreges]

He's a Leafs fan. Fuck 'im.

 

[ohamsie]

He's not a zombie.

What is he then?

 

[Jim Bowie]

He's a demon.

 

[ohamsie]

I thought he was the reanimated corpse of the kid who drowned in crystal lake

 

[KidGalactus]

Yeah, I think he's demonic in origin... as evidenced by Jason 9 (Jason goes to Hell on the streets)

But yeah,... technically he's a zombie

 

[Jim Bowie]

No way! Jason doesn't eat flesh, nor does he show any signs of pain as induced by lack of eating said flesh.

Jason is as much of a zombie as Micheal Myers. He's a demon.

 

[xsarien]

No way! Jason doesn't eat flesh, nor does he show any signs of pain as induced by lack of eating said flesh.

Jason is as much of a zombie as Micheal Myers. He's a demon.

He's a poorly-fleshed out (pardon the pun) horror monster.

Also, Michael Myers isn't really a zombie. I'd say, if anything, he's the only one in the movies that has cartoon rules apply to him. You can shoot him (FIVE TIMES!!!), make him fall a few stories, and clock him in the head: He'll keep right on going. His origin is actually pretty creepy as far as backstories go, though. Although it's never explained - to the benefit of the suspense - Michael Myers was simply a child that either went completely psychotic one Halloween night, or was possessed by a demon. Now, as far as Hollywood is concerned, the latter makes him impervious to certain levels of pain that would normally hurt/kill a human. See also: The Exorcist.

 

[Jim Bowie]

He's a poorly-fleshed out (pardon the pun) horror monster.

True that, Jason was always a little bit underdeveloped. But I think that was the point... UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE STOPPED BY COOL TEENS LIKE YOU! I was always a fan of horror icons like Freddy or the Sinobites.

 

[evil ways]

Jason's no zombie. He's been shot in the head and even took an axe right through his skull and didn't die.

 

[Escape Goat]

Isn't he sexy...I mean, Jason kicks ass!! Gaaaaah! I need to go listen to some death metal and smack my bitch up.