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Jealous wife refuses to tip waitress proceeds to get ethered

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Thebeardofknowledge

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I don't typically talk about work this way, but this needs to be shown/addressed. Mainly because it's hysterical but partially because I'm offended lol

Anywho, today I had a table of 4 come in. Two couples. The one told me they were there to celebrate part of their honeymoon, which I replied "oh I just got married last month, congratulations." I assumed they heard me, and we proceeded with the whole "what can I get you" yada yada yada.

Well, as anyone SHOULD know, waitressing is a personable job. To make money you have to be nice, and show you personality. As all of you should know, since you know me, I'm a personable, sarcastic asshole in the nicest way possible. So ofcourse I let that shine in my job, and at EVERY table.
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So, this lady (Jenny) and her husband place their order and she asks me what my name is. I tell her "Jessica" she responds with, "oh, we don't really like that name. Can we call you Jess" and I laughed and said "yeah, you can call me anything you want. I'll even respond with asshole." In which her husband laughs and proceeds to call me that throughout the whole experience we had as server and guests.

I assumed everything was fine, because they were laughing and having a good time. Well I cash out their check, tell them have a good night and to come back. When I come back from singing "happy birthday" to another guest, the couple and company have left, and on one ticket they tipped me $4, well Jenny decided I did not deserve a monetary tip, so she wrote me a nice note, with a $0 tip saying "he's my husband, find your own. Good luck. And I want to add, Jenny stole my one pen, which she knew was my last because I had apologized that I only had the one to share between the two tickets at the table.
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So, Dear Jenny, I would like you to know, the server that was in the section across from mine, that I kept talking to and checking on throughout the time of you sitting at my table IS MY HUSBAND. Which I found on my own, and looks better than yours. Also, I would like you to know that I'm sorry MY HUSBAND treated me to a cruise for my honeymoon and not a restaurant. As well as, MY HUSBAND would never let me feel so insecure that I would feel the need to write such a terrible note to a server and make them feel the way you have.

So Jenny, here's a life tip for you from me, your insecurity as a woman is heartbreaking. Have pride in yourself and your relationship with YOUR husband to where you don't need to put another down to bring yourself up. Especially a server who lives off her tips and needs them to help her husband pay bills. Also, Jenny, I hope you like the pen, because it's my present to you. One NEWLYWED to another.

P.S - my husband said you can sit in his section next time that way you won't have to be so worried about your husband "flirting" with a server. Maybe you'll see his ring a little better than you saw mine.

Signed, Jessica The woman you offended by thinking so lowly of, that I would attempt to flirt with a man who is with his wife.
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Don't tip me of old
 
Monocle

Monocle

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People are so petty, wow. If Jenny got that jealous over a friendly waitress, her husband has a hell of a lot to look forward to.
 
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markofhavoc

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Joni said:
Woman is not happy with behaviour of waitress, tips accordingly.
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I serve tables, and I have said to myself many times that people will end up tipping me more then I would would have tipped myself. If someone doesn't like my service, I do not expect them to tip me well. Plenty of times I have made a fuck up, and as such expected my tip to reflect that. I do not enjoy or understand the need to try and tip shame people, it all even outs in the end anyhow
 
Subpar Spatula

Subpar Spatula

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Waitress seems like an asshole. She writes in a way where it implies she has no beef with the husband but implies he's ugly at the end.

You just seem salty and greedy, girl.
 
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Askherserenity

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Yo, why did the waitress start attacking the girls husband for no reason? That was kinda harsh. Way to make yourself look like the bad person.
 
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GreekWolf

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I could never work as a waiter, because my tolerance for stupid people is astronomically low. It must be terrifying to know that your wages are almost exclusively dependent on the mood/disposition/character of the patrons you serve,
 
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Metal-Geo

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That's odd. The waitress seems to be attacking the husband more than the jealous wife. What did the husband do here, exactly?
 
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Murkas

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If I gotta be honest, people with those really small ass fingernails freak me the fuck out, don't know what it is but they just do.

Please put a warning on that pic OP.
 
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Joni

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Amputechture said:
Feel sorry for the bitches husband, he's in for a hell of a ride
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FinalStageBoss said:
they're both assholes tbh
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GreekWolf said:
I could never work as a waiter, because my tolerance for stupid people is astronomically low. It must be terrifying to know that your wages are almost exclusively dependent on the mood/disposition/character of the patrons you serve,
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Based on the idea the waitress is somewhat right. If the customer was right, there is only one asshole in the story. You know, the waitress acting rude and then being amazed she got such a good tip.
 
Pejo

Pejo

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Yep that's a blog post alright. I really wish people would start letting this kind of thing just roll off. There are lots of assholes out there, it's so much easier if you just don't let it get to you.

Fuckin' Millenials...

jk
 
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TwEE-N-Toast

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Jealousy makes people do stupid things. It's not pretty but nothing new.


But this I don't understand.
"oh, we don't really like that name. Can we call you Jess"
 
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DarkJediKnight

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So, Dear Jenny, I would like you to know, the server that was in the section across from mine, that I kept talking to and checking on throughout the time of you sitting at my table IS MY HUSBAND. Which I found on my own, and looks better than yours. Also, I would like you to know that I'm sorry MY HUSBAND treated me to a cruise for my honeymoon and not a restaurant. As well as, MY HUSBAND would never let me feel so insecure that I would feel the need to write such a terrible note to a server and make them feel the way you have.

So Jenny, here's a life tip for you from me, your insecurity as a woman is heartbreaking. Have pride in yourself and your relationship with YOUR husband to where you don't need to put another down to bring yourself up. Especially a server who lives off her tips and needs them to help her husband pay bills. Also, Jenny, I hope you like the pen, because it's my present to you. One NEWLYWED to another.

P.S - my husband said you can sit in his section next time that way you won't have to be so worried about your husband "flirting" with a server. Maybe you'll see his ring a little better than you saw mine.

Signed, Jessica The woman you offended by thinking so lowly of, that I would attempt to flirt with a man who is with his wife.
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Waitress did just that. lol
 
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CronoShot

Member
Shitting on the husband seems uncalled for.

Especially the whole "My hot husband took me on a cruise! Your ugly husband only took you to a restaurant! Haha!"

Like, really?
 
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Summer Haze

Banned
They both sound as petty and insecure as the other.

LOL, suspended. Should have just brushed that woman off and got on with her day.
 
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Rapscallion

Member
Both sides seem pretty silly.

People are dicks, sure, but theres no need to call them out on the internet or play victim.

Plus, the receipt was for 28 dollars; a 5 dollar tip isn't worth this.

Edit: Just read the response. This is all really stupid.
 
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