Nike owns Converse, if you're wondering about the title...
http://www.americanathletics.com/Detail.bok?no=6027
IMAGINE yourself wearing this shoe, and it is available NOW in Limited Sizes. Limited Edition Shoe. What better ambassador of goodwill and peace than the most universally recognized and respected shoe of all Time. Converse created this series of exclusive All Stars including the John Lennon Peace Chuck Taylor. The mid sole toe cap contains the lyrics "IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE LIVING LIFE IN PEACE" and a great looking t-shirt will be available for purchase once the shoe arrives for distribution.
The Nike-owned company will "issue a new artist-designed Peace Chuck every year till peace arrives."
"John and I are pleased to enter into this marketing opportunity to spread the word of peace through basketball. I was also promised a round of sexual congress with Michael Jordan! Where is that erotic chocolate pudding?"
"Well, at least she's better looking than Juanita!"
Somewhere in the Eastern United States, a divorce lawyer's phone rings...
"Aw damn!"