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[SirKicksalot]

>Ben Chew bursting out laughing at the Paul Bettany reference

 

[Hugare]

lol, Johnny's text messages were really something else, man

Dude has talent for talking shit

 

[ssringo]

"You can hear it in his own words"

"YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT!"

No lies detected...

 

[SirKicksalot]

"Honorable jury, mr. Depp said MONSTER while buying an energy drink at the store in 2009!!!"

 

[Konnor]

Imagine being so fucking disingenuous that you use shit talking in private messages between friends as evidence of abuse. If this is evidence I'm probably guilty of dozens of murders and other heinous behaviour.

 

[Nico_D]

Poor Amber didn't write the article, please ignore the fact that she put her name on it, or she tweeted it or that she claimed that she wrote it.

One thing I don't understand is that Amber testified yesterday during cross while talking about powerful men that "that is why I wrote the op-ed". Why didn't they bring this up? She said it.

 

[Kimahri]

Imagine being so fucking disingenuous that you use shit talking in private messages between friends as evidence of abuse. If this is evidence I'm probably guilty of dozens of murders and other heinous behaviour.

Is there a person alive that hasn't said some shit about someone in private?

 

[Konnor]

One thing I don't understand is that Amber testified yesterday during cross while talking about powerful men that "that is why I wrote the op-ed". Why didn't they bring this up? She said it.

You obviously don'tunderstand, her saying that she wrote it doesn't mean that she actually wrote it, write and write are two different words with very different meanings.

 

[DJ12]

One thing I don't understand is that Amber testified yesterday during cross while talking about powerful men that "that is why I wrote the op-ed". Why didn't they bring this up? She said it.

Maybe to build up other evidence, she only said it yesterday so will still be fresh in their minds I guess. They only have 2 hours. Cannot cover everythibg

 

[jonnyp]

One thing I don't understand is that Amber testified yesterday during cross while talking about powerful men that "that is why I wrote the op-ed". Why didn't they bring this up? She said it.

Ben referenced it briefly but I agree, why not read out the full quote?

 

[Droxcy]

I mean I get upset and slam shit sometimes am I a crazed drug/drunk addict?

 

[lostinblue]

Just figured out who Amber Heard in this trial reminds me of.

Hillary Clinton.


I vote for a bioptic on Hillary Clinton staring Amber Heard for the people to enjoyed Jackie with Natalie Portman (spoiler: not me).

 

[G-DannY]

I mean I get upset and slam shit sometimes am I a crazed drug/drunk addict?

not

you're a woman abuser and rapist

go get help

 

[Kimahri]

Good lord, if i was in the jury, this closing from rotten born woulf be all i needed to call her guilty.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

 

[ssringo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

An AMBER alert on everyone's phones in the courtroom.

Edit: Seems it might've been emergency alert due to weather. Still poetic.

 

[DeepEnigma]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

An AMBER alert on everyone's phones in the courtroom.

It's all too perfect.

 

[ResilientBanana]

She's fucking done in Hollywood and might want to consider the porn industry. They welcome white trash like her.

The only thing she’d be beating is meat.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

An AMBER alert on everyone's phones in the courtroom.

You can't make this shit up. Wow.

 

[G-DannY]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

An AMBER alert on everyone's phones in the courtroom.

that's the bullshit call to everyone from what/who there's above

 

[Konnor]

Oh no, they have a recording where he says AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He's done.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

Ah apparently, it's a tornado alert not an Amber alert. Still hilarious though.

 

[Droxcy]

Even the phones told them RED ALERT liar alert

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I love the faces and reactions our Camille pulls.

 

[DJ12]

I feel sorry for rottenborn. I'm sure he's a decent guy, but not a lot he can do with what turd has given him in evidence and from the stand.

'We know no one threw the vodka bottle to cut his finger'

Do we, your expert(s) was destroyed and you failed rebutting Johnny's expert that said it probably was for reasons.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Do they only get one go each in the closing statements?

 

[LordCBH]

Oh my lord Heard’s teams closing statements are a bunch of bullshit.

 

[TVexperto]

a

It's all too perfect.

is there a clip of it?

 

[Konnor]

I love the faces and reactions our Camille pulls.

Amber is funnier, she's been trying to act upset but she's such a terrible actress. It's unintentional comedy at its best.

 

[DeepEnigma]

a

is there a clip of it?

Not yet, no, just the livestream.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Oh my lord Heard’s teams closing statements are a bunch of bullshit.

I love the amateur dramatics coming from AH now and the other lawyer putting her hand on AH's 'its okay honey' crap.

 

[octiny]

Do they only get one go each in the closing statements?

There's a closing statement for each & 1 rebuttal for each. Depps team has about 40 minutes of time left for rebuttal. Each team had 2 hours total to start with.

 

[Nankatsu]

Dumbest person in the world.

Well, she is pal.

 

[LordCBH]

Holy facts not in evidence batman to some of these fucking arguments from heards team. (I’m about half an hour behind)

 

[Urban]

Holy facts not in evidence batman to some of these fucking arguments from heards team. (I’m about half an hour behind)

they are just trying to paint him as a monster.
Nobody with a normal brain doesn't know that JD has done some fucked up shit too but not what she is claiming...

 

[Konnor]

Oh no, that's what she said? Horrible, I'm sure there's evidence for it, right?

 

[ssringo]

Dude, an hour is just 60 minutes. Why does it feel like he's been talking all morning?

 

[Stitch]

destroying pictures is now abuse

 

[Buggy Loop]

So many simps around here. I would not bang Amber Heard, because:

- Personality IS a turn on/off
- hot women are a dime-a-dozen. Especially default Hollywood blond ones.
- she was referred to as “flappy”, which is just gross.

 

[Konnor]

Wait, did he just say that property damage is abuse?

 

[LordCBH]

“Mr. Depp didn’t flush the toilet once. This is abuse!”

 

[ssringo]

 

[DeepEnigma]

“Mr. Depp didn’t flush the toilet once. This is abuse!”

"HE LEFT THE SEAT UP"

 

[G-DannY]

they're basically just telling and insisting on the jury how TECHNICALLY NOT make JD win.

that's their argument

 

[SirKicksalot]

James Cameron himself is jealous of this gigantic projection.

 

[LordCBH]

This is rambling and mostly incoherent. Either Amber is lying, or everyone else is. Logically the only correct answer is Amber is lying.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Wow.

If he wins this it will be one helluva celebration online.

I kind of feel sorry for Ms. Turd. I don't think she wrote the Op Ed to hurt Johnny. I think she was just trying to further her career. And was forced to back it up which has now blown spectacularly in her face.

If Johnny wins how would she even pay him? She made a measly 2 Million from Aquaman 2. Can she file bankruptcy to avoid?

Also if Johnny wins can he possibly use this to reopen the UK case? It makes the judge there look like an utter fool for not letting a ton evidence into trial.

"I kind of feel bad for her, she just abused a campaign for women with backgrounds of actual domestic violence to step on top of Depp's shoulders and make herself a literal career victim, while making every woman (and man) who believed in her and the entire #MeToo thing look like complete unhinged tools, even the ones that aren't,"

Yeah, fuck her. May her own personal hell be an eternity of Aqua Man sequels with ever shortening roles.

 

[Kimahri]

Didn't she say she was gonna be quick?

 

[Moon Grape Donut]

Amber fucked Elon Musk for a whole year... and JD before that.... not a gold digger, suuuuuure. JD was right to call her that in the later text messages.

 

[SirKicksalot]

I can't believe they're going with the umbrella guy again...