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[LordCBH]

“If there’s no marks it didn’t happen!”

Yeah? That’s generally how it works with physical abuse because it, ya know, leaves marks.

 

[Konnor]

It's like she's ranting, this is so funny.

 

[Urban]

what does this guy even todo with this trial xD?

 

[itsgreen]

I really get a 'fellow kids' vibe with Elaine...

 

[Kimahri]

How much time has she spent? This is just confusing rambling. Whst the hell id she doing? Did she write this closer during a toilet break?

Seems woefully unprepared.

 

[ssringo]

It's like she's ranting, this is so funny.

I'm reminded of when my aunts would get together and start gossiping about their neighbors.

 

[SirKicksalot]

 

[Z O N E]

She just keeps talking, talking and talking without stopping. Like, she can't even formulate a sentence. Everything coming out of Elaines mouth is desperation right now. Lol

Imagine a book that is one long ass sentence... that's Elaine speaking right now.

 

[Konnor]

They ruined her momentum, fuck whoever stopped her

 

[itsgreen]

So much this.

 

[Kimahri]

I'm waiting for rottenborn to object Elaine now

 

[Konnor]

Why is he apologizing? IT MUST BE ABUSE! Have any of you apologized for anything other than abuse in your lives? NO

 

[ssringo]

 

[Z O N E]

What the actual hell is happening... She's going so quick that honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the jury is pissed off. Lol

 

[vpance]

This countersuit claim is deader than dead now.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

what does this guy even todo with this trial xD?

TUG being a thing in this farce was the tipping point for me. He's one of those delicate voiced talking heads on YouTube who is a crusader against the SJWs and his weapon of choice is pulling up other people's articles, usually that trash fire boundingintocomics, and reading someone else's insights wholesale, with his only original interjections being when he inevitably fucks up reading the article aloud fourteen times, because reading and talking is hard.

He's just like TheQuarterpounder, Gundam, Yellowflash etc. It's like buying a pack of trading cards. They have different stats, but they're all made out of the same material and can only function within the rules of the larger game. Lame.

 

[Konnor]

What the actual hell is happening... She's going so quick that honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the jury is pissed off. Lol

I think they're running out of time so instead of saying a few important things coherently they decided to rant quickly and incoherently. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays out.

 

[V1LÆM]

how long is left in this? when will a decision be made?

 

[itsgreen]

how long is left in this? when will a decision be made?

Heard has 13 minutes left for this, and the next element. Depp has 40.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[Urban]

Did Elaine just got objected 4 times and lost all of them?

 

[V1LÆM]

$6m for that crackpot?

 

[Z O N E]

$6m for these lawyers from Wish?

 

[ssringo]

Elaine has to be a sleeper agent for Johnny. She's torpedoing their case with this garbage.

Edit: Not that I think they have a case anyways. Just saying.

 

[Hugare]

Elaine trying to say shit about Hamada? Seriously?

 

[Bubble Walrus]

Elaine reminding me of Alan Partridge's Bond description

 

[SirKicksalot]

Trying to turn Hamada's testimony around is quite bold.

 

[Konnor]

 

[ssringo]

Actually, didn't she say she'd be quick? I'm so lost and can't remember a single thing that her side has said at this point.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

If I'm a juror......I just went from awarding Depp a modest settlement to the full $50 million. Thanks Elaine.

 

[V1LÆM]

out of shot is bruce almighty:

 

[jonnyp]

TUG being a thing in this farce was the tipping point for me. He's one of those delicate voiced talking heads on YouTube who is a crusader against the SJWs and his weapon of choice is pulling up other people's articles, usually that trash fire boundingintocomics, and reading someone else's insights wholesale, with his only original interjections being when he inevitably fucks up reading the article aloud fourteen times, because reading and talking is hard.

He's just like TheQuarterpounder, Gundam, Yellowflash etc. It's like buying a pack of trading cards. They have different stats, but they're all made out of the same material and can only function within the rules of the larger game. Lame.

Well that's not really why he is part of this trial. He has been outspoken about the actual evidence revealed in this trial to a wider youtube/twitter audience for years and that's why AH hates him and has tried to shut down his channel, his twitter etc and why they are trying to label him as some sort of internet troll and liar in this trial because he has assuredly turned a lot of people against Heard over the years.

 

[ssringo]

Maybe Elaine is just trying to patchwork all the notes Amber has scribbled over the days and that's why this is nuts.

Stealth edit: was nuts.

 

[Roll Fizzlebeef]

My god... She just admit to the countersuit being frivelous..


and rofl 6 minutes

 

[Urban]

AH team is talking about Money
JD team is talking about reputation

Elaines part was pretty bad imo

 

[Mr Moose]

6 minutes lmao. Learn when to stfu.

 

[Liquid_015]

Turd herd: 6mins left for rebuttal

JD’s team: 39mins left for rebuttal

 

[DJ12]

If I'm a juror......I just went from awarding Depp a modest settlement to the full $50 million. Thanks Elaine.

Will be so funny that they asked for a dollar but got 50 million.

Can they actually award more, or just up to the amount in the claim

 

[Larlight]

Turd herd: 6mins left for rebuttal

JD’s team: 39mins left for rebuttal

Get ready for the fastest tongues in the game. One for the record books.

 

[Urban]

Get ready for the fastest tongues in the game. One for the record books.

 

[Liquid_015]

Get ready for the fastest tongues in the game. One for the record books.

Gonna get a timer out to see if the turd herd gets stopped by the judge at the 6min mark.

 

[Tiago Rodrigues]

So...yall still awake after that?

 

[mekes]

no fucking way he opened with the believe women card

Telling the jury to dismiss evidence and side with Amber solely to show solidarity. Unreal and infuriating.

 

[kikii]

cant believe how bad turds lawyers are, glad i gots beer

 

[Konnor]

So...yall still awake after that?

If I wasn't watching asmongold I would have committed seppuku after that rant.

 

[jonnyp]

cant believe how bad turds lawyers are, glad i gots beer

I'll drink a mega-pint to that!

 

[Nico_D]

I guess mr. Rottenborn has never ever called anyone names? Or told any of his friends about some asshole? Because that would make him a violent man.

 

[LordCBH]

Me listening to Elaine ramble on.

 

[DJ12]

What's the hold up here did they break for lunch?

 

[Roll Fizzlebeef]

What's the hold up here did they break for lunch?

lunch