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[JadedWriter]

Trish's Stando knows more about the world than she does. Why does Spice Girl scream out WANABE as it's punch rush?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Araki's book came in, I'll read it in between reading my A+ Cert Study Guide book.

 

[cntr]

Trish's Stando knows more about the world than she does. Why does Spice Girl scream out WANABE as it's punch rush?

yo i'll tell you what i want what i really really want

 

[YoodiHoshi]

What in the ever holy fuck is Notorious BIG?

Giorno, you and everyone on this plane are under attack by one grotesque-looking Stand. How can you stand there and think about eating PIZZA!?!?!

 

[JadedWriter]

Giorno, you and everyone on this plane are under attack by one grotesque-looking Stand. How can you stand there and think about eating PIZZA!?!?!

Which he can't even eat cause he's missing his fucking hands.

 

[YoodiHoshi]

 

[caliph95]

How do you even get pizza in silent hill, does Pyramid Head have a second job in order to support his family

 

[JadedWriter]

How do you even get pizza in silent hill, does Pyramid Head have a second job in order to support his family

The nurses probably deliver them.

 

[caliph95]

The nurses probably deliver them.

They do other stuff besides cock-teasing people stuck in SH?

There is also a Radio DJ in Silent Hill maybe there is a thriving community of monsters who have jobs and stuff

 

[Tizoc]

They do other stuff besides cock-teasing people stuck in SH?

There is also a Radio DJ in Silent Hill maybe there is a thriving community of monsters who have jobs and stuff

Do they uave unions?

 

[JadedWriter]

Soooo...Doppio is a phone? What kind of fucking name is Risotto Nero?

 

[YoodiHoshi]

Soooo...Doppio is a phone? What kind of fucking name is Risotto Nero?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2EauR-aBKU

 

[Siegcram]

What kind of fucking name is Risotto Nero?

Yo, you do not talk shit about that dude.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

1/3rd of the way through Araki's book while reading it inbetween A+ studying. Quite insightful so far into his creation process, really liked his breakdown/insight of why his first one shot Poker Under Arms wasn't given a serialization; and why his first serialization B.T. wasn't ranked well by fans until the final chapter. He does talk about all JoJo parts, so be wary of some spoilers if your not caught up.

 

[JadedWriter]

Yo, you do not talk shit about that dude.

He is METAL AS FUCK!! They is no way in hell they're going to be able to air Metalica vs King Crimson and have it make any sense till it hits blu ray. How the fuck is a frog a god damn phone?

 

[YoodiHoshi]

Oh waow

 

[cntr]

Always loved how the edgiest character (literally) in Jojo is named goddamn "Risotto Nero".

Also, it's Trish's birthday apparently, so some art from the DiU director, Kohei Ashiya:

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I got it

I've wanted this since it was announced.

 

[Astral/H3X]

He is METAL AS FUCK!! They is no way in hell they're going to be able to air Metalica vs King Crimson and have it make any sense till it hits blu ray. How the fuck is a frog a god damn phone?

Never mind that, how is an ice cream cone a phone?

Also yes, Part 5 will be unintelligible due to censorship.

 

[JadedWriter]

Never mind that, how is an ice cream cone a phone?

Also yes, Part 5 will be unintelligible due to censorship.

"What does Metallica even do? I can't see shit with these black bars." while at the same time asking how King Crimson works.

 

[YoodiHoshi]

And I swear that someone told me Part V was the least graphic part...

 

[caliph95]

And I swear that someone told me Part V was the least graphic part...

That person must have a particular taste

 

[cntr]

the screen will be nero, you could say

 

[caliph95]

They are probably going to fay fuck it and show a black screen and have speedwagon just narrate it

 

[JadedWriter]

They are probably going to fay fuck it and show a black screen and have speedwagon just narrate it

Kochi will be the new Speedwagon. He'll give the exposition on a plane during his trip back home.

 

[caliph95]

Kochi will be the new Speedwagon. He'll give the exposition on a plane during his trip back home.

Nah it will be Speedwagon as a ghost or Koichi somehow watching ti on a plane it's own ridcoulesness

"Bah Gawd, this Metallica bloke just manifested scissors in that daft fell, way to give the one four"

 

[JadedWriter]

Nah it will be Speedwagon as a ghost or Koichi somehow watching ti on a plane it's own ridcoulesness

"Bah Gawd, this Metallica bloke just manifested scissors in that daft fell, way to give the one four"

Maybe Speedwagon refused to die...

 

[Captain Rage Quit 69]

I've always wanted more and more people to get into part 5.

I hope that thread grants my wish~

 

[caliph95]

I've always wanted more and more people to get into part 5.

I hope that thread grants my wish~

Got locked no idea what the gaffer expected must have been ignorant

 

[StoneFox]

As an anime-only watcher who only knows vague things about parts 5 and newer, reading this page was hilarious in its absurdity. I don't know why I lurk this thread instead of just reading the manga lol

 

[JadedWriter]

As an anime-only watcher who only knows vague things about parts 5 and newer, reading this page was hilarious in its absurdity. I don't know why I lurk this thread instead of just reading the manga lol

Wrrryyyyd the manga.

I've always wanted more and more people to get into part 5.

I hope that thread grants my wish~

Damn all that dude wanted to do was preach the gospel that is GioGio. Too bad Gold Experience can't give that OP life and unban his account.

 

[cntr]

I think that even if you're creating a manga that includes love and romance, you could have it between two male characters.

Neat.

 

[StoneFox]

Wrrryyyyd the manga.

But I'm lazyyyy. Also it would ruin half the fun of this thread for me.

 

[JadedWriter]

But I'm lazyyyy. Also it would ruin half the fun of this thread for me.

It's borderline impossible to spoil Jojo. Even still I'm sure the anime will surprise me since I can't remember all of this stando bullshit.

 

[caliph95]

Then i should mention in part 7 how Dio

Spoiler

can create zombie dinosaurs

 

[cntr]

Spoiler

They're not zombie dinosaurs, they're just dinosaurs.

 

[caliph95]

Spoiler

They're not zombie dinosaurs, they're just dinosaurs.

Spoiler

They spread the same way as zombies though yeah calling the zombie dinosaurs is misleading
Dinosaurs>vampires anyway

 

[JadedWriter]

Either way that whole thing makes no god damn sense.

 

[Tizoc]

Spoiler

They're not zombie dinosaurs, they're just dinosaurs.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/e7163139e4fabc4b995516cfd7d449af/tumblr_opyoxzLvYc1s2kojso1_500.jpg

The best kind of infection

 

[JadedWriter]

So can Rissoto Nero blend into rocks or does he have the Predator stealth camo?

 

[dickroach]

just got to the part in Stardust Crusaders where they get to Dio's palace.
let's dooz this. i wanna see some Hamon.

 

[JadedWriter]

This frog Doppio was carrying got fucked up. I guess Araki doesn't like frogs either. Risotto Nero is fucking Magneto, but with more bullshit powers.

 

[Captain Rage Quit 69]

I'm super late on this btw but that Doppio cosplay that was posted earlier is amazing.

 

[JadedWriter]

I was actually rooting for Risotto against that fight with Doppio too.

 

[cntr]

Risotto Nero and the Squadra in general are great, since they're basically the same as Buccelatti's Gang, except slightly worse and opponents. They even have a decent motivation.

Risotto in particular is weirdly not that bad for a guy who...looks like he does. Like how he avoids trying to target civilians, which is more than what even the Gang does.

 

[JadedWriter]

That guy that worked with fishing pole guy had a pretty good dynamic as well. Ok....soooo....how exactly do you erase the bullets hitting you...without erasing the bullets from existence in the first place? After erasing that moment of time the bullets shouldn't still exist to hit Risotto again, they should just be fucking gone.
How does King Crimson work?
Slavoj Zizek on King Crimson
Ok....?
Why can't Abbachio refuse to die like Bruno did?

 

[cntr]

Abbacchio was depressed and wanted to die.

 

[JadedWriter]

Abbacchio was depressed and wanted to die.

And he isn't too dumb to die like Okuyasu was.

 

[cntr]

To be fair, that was also a pretty big character development moment for Okuyasu, 'cause once he heard his brother tell him that it's fine to make his own decisions, he woke up, and immediately defeated Kira with two smart moves.

So he was stupid mostly because of living under Keicho's shadow, and ended up deferring to Josuke as a replacement after he died.

 

[JadedWriter]

I'm gonna imbue this rock with life and solve the mystery that Abacchio died solving...