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jones Turkey flavored Soda

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PkunkFury

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Has anyone tried this?? I stumbled upon some of these holiday boxes and bought both of them right before christmas.

http://www.jonessoda.com/files_new/turkey06.html
http://www.jonessoda.com/files_new/flavours-limited-editions.html

The flavors in the first pack of soda are:

Turkey Dinner Soda
Pea Soda
Sweet Potato Soda
Dinner Roll Soda
Anatacid Soda (WTF?)

and in the second pack they have five pie flavored sodas:

Blueberry, Cherry, Apple, Key lime, and banana cream

I am crazy about bizarre artificial flavors (I was ecstatic when Jelly Belly released the Harry Potter flavor beans) so I picked up both boxes. however, I'm torn between wethr I should drink them or keep them sealed. I'm sure I'll hate every flavor in the dinner pack, but i really want to see just how close to a dinner roll they managed to make soda taste. Anyone tried this yet??

On the other hand, I'm dead certain I will never see pea flavored soda in a store again. I tried to go back and buy another pack to keep sealed, but i can't find them anymore. I guess this is something Jones has been doing yearly in limited amounts, but they release different flavors each year

I did open the pie flavored sodas. cherry tasted remarkably like the pie filling and apple had a disgusting cinnimon flavor, like the pie I suppose
 
Drink em, they release them every year. Target always has them this time of year.

Tell us how they taste, I was debating buying a box the other day.
 

GhaleonEB

Member
I bought the set last year. Mine has brussel sprout soda. It nearly killed me. :lol

Cranberry wasn't horrible, though. Drink them cold, BTW.
 
Those things are unbelievably disgusting. Great for Christmas/New Year's parties...get a bunch of folks together and dare each other into tasting them. Definitely don't try them by yourself; your priceless reaction will go to waste. :D
 

PkunkFury

Member
yeah, I think I'll bring them to New Years party and drink them with some buddies, I'll come back with impressions
 

mosaic

go eat paint
SteveMeister's description is 100% accurate. In fact, the brussel sprouts flavor tastes JUST like puke. I could barely keep any of them except the cranberry down.

For kicks last year, I mixed some of the Turkey and Brussel Sprouts... basically it was salty vomit in a glass. I managed to swallow a gulp and then proceeded to puke my guts out until I was literally crying.

Those sodas are put out there to trick people into poisoning themselves. I spent ten bucks to consume that junk. Jones Soda is very clever.
 

Grifter

Member
Got the dessert pack and tried the cherry. Tastes like their cherry soda with a hint of crust flavoring.

Wish I could find their mojito and lemon drop sodas.
 

Bog

Junior Ace
My buddy mixed all of them in a glass and called it "Thanksgiving Dinner". Yeah, he puked.
 

valparaiso

I had an Al Sharpton friend...Once! Well not a friend really, but we talked a few times. Well one time. Well I yelled out my window "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
Bog said:
My buddy mixed all of them in a glass and called it "Thanksgiving Dinner". Yeah, he puked.

awesome
 

Eric Hall

Member
Its sad that out of the few i had from the Thanksgiving pack...the Antacid one is the best

Candy Cane one is disgusting too
 
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