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I have ALL THE NUMBERS! Gotham City will pay dearly for them!
#LUNATICFRINGE
The dreaded kimura lock!i haven't
slightconfuse
Banned
Hikaru Shida vs Kenny omega
UrbanDandy
Member
Not me; I find suing the estate and widow of the plaintiff to be in bad taste.
Remember when Triple H did the fallen hero walk at SS2012? ;_;
I would hardly call him a fallen hero. Charlatan on the other hand...
Jimmy King
Member
Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro kicks off SmackDown. Swagger wins with the Patriot Lock.
WE THE PEOPLE
Lambda Pie
Banned
he's not buried, it's a slow burn, friend.
Jimmy King
Member
Cesaro & Sandow vs Slater Gator at Mania for the tag titles. Pre-show, main show, whatever, just book it.
There has to be something regarding Budget Cuts in it as well, friend
Spirit of Jazz
Banned
Guys, if you carry Cena to a 15 minute competent match then lose that's him giving you the rub!
Sibersk Esto
Banned
I guess in the end, Swagger did win that feud
Sweeney Tom
Banned
R-Truth beat Bo Dallas by disqualification when Bo wouldn't break at the 5 count. Bo beat Truth down after the bell and cut a promo.
lmao
another loss in the bo column
Lambda Pie
Banned
i see Budget Cuts winning the feud vs Cesaro. better mic skills, been over for 20 years and has the backing of Vince and HHH.
Cesaro unfortunately is not on the summerslam card it appears. Right now its looking like this:
Brock vs Cena
Jericho vs Bray
Reigns vs Orton
Ambrose vs Rollins
Stephanie vs Brie
Paige vs AJ
Rusev vs Swagger
Ziggler vs Miz
Tag title match that's a possible 4 way
edit:
All that is left is if Sheamus has a match but it seems the card is full
Brock vs Cena
Jericho vs Bray
Reigns vs Orton
Ambrose vs Rollins
Stephanie vs Brie
Paige vs AJ
Rusev vs Swagger
Ziggler vs Miz
Tag title match that's a possible 4 way
edit:
All that is left is if Sheamus has a match but it seems the card is full
slightconfuse
Banned
FallingEdge
Member
BronsonLee
Member
I would just like to point out that FallingEdge is a boss of all bosses
Also my birthday is in a week. I expect a royal feast in my name.
And cupcakes. Especially cupcakes
Also my birthday is in a week. I expect a royal feast in my name.
And cupcakes. Especially cupcakes
Sibersk Esto
Banned
a. I'm buying the fuck out of that DVD
b. I love how in every Dusty Rhodes story, Dusty refers to himself as The American Dream
bean breath
Member
We all pitched in and got you a Nintendo 2DS.
BronsonLee
Member
I...am torn between my irrational hatred for a handheld device and honest gratitude for receiving any gifts whatsoever
I will light that motherfucker on fire on camera and put it on Instagram
Lambda Pie
Banned
Jimmy King
Member
You gotta tout it out.
Jimmy King
Member
AJ Lee squashes Rosa Mendes by submission. Paige attacks AJ at the top of the ramp and lays her out. Officials check on AJ as Paige skips away.
Kane and Seth Rollins beat Dean Ambrose by DQ when Ambrose hit Kane with a steel chair. Rollins runs away as Ambrose hits Kane a few more times
So much for that Bryan booking.
We see AJ Lee being taken away on a stretcher with a neck brace on.
Oh, there it is.
Messy, yet consistently entertaining.
Man, 1994 hasn't been so bad, guys. I think it's the calm before the suck storm, though. Schiavone and co. mentioned Hogan a few times during Spring Stampede, so yeeeaaah. And honestly, how long can the Nasty Boys be involved in matches that I find somewhat enjoyable?
I love how apparent it's been that Bryan was totally booked in such a way as an attempt for him not to get over for the longest time. Like damn, at this point you can't do any mental gymnastics to call it a slow burn.
Because he is.
Because he is.
BronsonLee
Member
I'm unsure whether to be happy or press charges
CAN'T STOP ME STRO
...*small boot*
Jimmy King
Member
In The Avengers, Powers Boothe plays one of the heads of whoever the fuck S.H.I.E.L.D. answers to. I like to think that he's reprising his role from MacGruber. In fact, I'd love to see MacGruber join The Avengers.
And accidentally blow them up with C4 in the back of his van.
HerbertFish
Member
Shit ton of 1 v 1s. We need some stipulations
Swagger/Rusev definitely should be a flag match.
Ziggler/Miz: No punches in the face match
Ambrose/Rollins: For the case
Jericho/Bray: Winner gets to write promos/lyrics for the loser.
Or it was panicky minute-by-minute booking of a guy they rarely fully believed in and they repeatedly pulled the plug/plugged the plug back in based on which way the wind was blowing/what the tarot cards said/how powerfully Vince's nipples were vibrating. I don't think it was malice or even proactive suppression, just repeated knee jerk stupidity in the face of talent they didn't know how to book as a main eventer.
The truth is more complicated. Originally born Cy Tolliver, his character is an immortal (or very long lived), dimension hopping entity who's spent his life building power up in a variety of alternate Americas as a black ops shadow financier (Avengers), Vice President Noah Daniels and US Senator Rourke.
Macho Madness
Member
I hope this is the case.
funkystudent
Member
Cesaro is getting Ziggler'd
You really can be overly good at making others look good.
You really can be overly good at making others look good.
Macho Madness
Member
Cesaro is getting Ziggler'd
Speaking of Ziggler:
Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio with The Miz on commentary is next. Miz interrupts the match by standing on the announce table and mocks Ziggler. Ziggler goes after him but Miz gets away. Del Rio takes advantage and hits the cross armbreaker on Ziggler for the win.
Jimmy King
Member
I also like this fucking interpretation.
This finish happens so often, it's time they played with it.
--Rival A comes out to do commentary for the match, gets jumped by Rival B before he makes it to the chair, spends the whole match unconscious.
--Or Heel Rival commentates but doesn't interfere in the match, non-rival heel opponent loses the match to Face Rival, goes to Heel Rival and asks "What the hell?", starts interfering in Heel Rival's matches.
--Rival A comes out to do commentary for the match, gets jumped by Rival B before he makes it to the chair, spends the whole match unconscious.
--Or Heel Rival commentates but doesn't interfere in the match, non-rival heel opponent loses the match to Face Rival, goes to Heel Rival and asks "What the hell?", starts interfering in Heel Rival's matches.
The Fronde
Member
Every time I see this post, I slowly scroll down to see what the first A-, A, or A+ will be. What do you think is the main reason there's been no As so far? Are you a harsh grader? Bad pacing? Bad work rate?
(laughs)
What ever...happened to you, Jericho? The weight of the world has crushed your shoulders. Why do you do what you do? Sister Abigail says greed lives in the eye of the beholder.
The...ice, in your veins...makes you strong. The...hole in your soul tearing onward. You're breaking your back everyday. The sin and bones lead you astray, Jericho.
http://youtu.be/23tVe5PiZq0?t=4m49s
hahahahaha, get fucked
JesseEwiak
Member
1994 WCW before Hogan comes in is pretty good. However, then Hogan and his buddies come in and ruin the place.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
BUT HE JUST HAD THE MOTC ON RAW
AND THERE WASN'T ANY BOTCHES OR TIME DILATION, IT WAS AMAZE-ING!
Jimmy King
Member
Cesaro speaks five languages, but I look at him and I see a man without a country.