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[Arrowgigantic]

Party World Wrasslin' just put The Final Deletion to shame.

The Romaine Empire vs. The Primo Family
The Romaine Empire: they're really strong and kinda fat and 2,000 years old because they eat paleo lettuce and they HATE GLUTEN. But do they hate because they fear? It's time to find out because the current Best Friends Forever champs are Luigi Primo and his son who he made out of pasta. What will happen?

Also on the card:

• Partyweight Champion and coward Dan The Man vs. heroic father slowly turning into an eagle Randy Eagleman
• Bench Horse, the horse who can bench
• Garbageweight Champion HOTDOG vs. Dadbod, paternal punisher and grillmaster
• The North American Railroad Commission (Bull DeCroix & CONDUCTOR) vs. The Intergalactic Express (Space Lizard Super Wizard & Mr. Massive Goliath)
• Women's Match: Theodosia (age 200+) vs. Kippy (age 13)
• And more

The entire almost 5 hour FREE show went down last night at a brewery in Austin and I did not attend, but I will for sure be watching the archived livestream, like Tuesday night at the latest because I have to go to Dallas today and Raw is on tomorrow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_54_-OeNcAk

 

[Zach]

I will never watch WM 9. I'd much rather go through all of TNAs PPV and rate them like Zach does

maybe I should do that

I kinda wanna do that

I mean, as long as you're not foolish enough to watch the weekly television programs...

I need to know what Zach considers an A PPV.

Does one even exist?

Probably not.

So did Zach ever watch his 20th anny WCW PPV?

What does this mean? Are we talking about Bash at the Beach '96? I watched the main event and aftermath on 7/7/16.

 

[Ithil]

JBJ pissed hot, so he was pulled from the card. The man is a trainwreck.

Cost DC half a million dollars and the main event spot of 200, too. As if he needed any more reasons to hate Jones' guts.

 

[Mahonay]

I'm surprised Brock returned to UFC as a face. He was much more entertaining as a heel.

Dude seemed happy just to be fighting at all. Also that he managed not to lose. Also 2.5 million dollars.

 

[slightconfuse]

Imagine AJ or Nakamura vs brock

 

[slightconfuse]

..

 

[shaowebb]

Imagine AJ or Nakamura vs brock

I've seen Nakamura vs Brock. It was preswag era Nakamura though.

 

[Mahonay]

I've seen Nakamura vs Brock. It was preswag era Nakamura though.

That was also Brock at about his shittiest as a pro wrestler.

Current Nak vs Brock would be super different.

..

That's a pretty cool picture.

 

[Professor Beef]

..

Look at all of them not respecting kayfabe

Someone get Vince on the horn!

 

[Heroman]

That was also Brock at about his shittiest as a pro wrestler.

Current Nak vs Brock would be super different.

It would only be good if brock didnt only bad do german suplex the whole match.

 

[Mahonay]

Look at all of them not respecting kayfabe

Someone get Vince on the horn!

Everyone is suspended for 2 months.

 

[Ronin Ray]

Am I the only one thinking this completely screws up any story line the WWE will ever do with Brock? Any WWE fan probably checked in on what was going on last night and learned of Brock winning. How are they going to write in that one of the roster guys can take down Brock?

Show highlights of the cain velasquez fight

 

[FallingEdge]

Full list of BOLA entrants

Cody Rhodes
Kamaitachi
Jeff Cobb
Mark Haskins
Dalton Castle
Pete Dunne
Sami Callihan
Tommy End
Trevor Lee
Adam Cole baybay
Johnny Mundo
Jack Gallagher
Chris Hero
Mark Andrews
Ricochet
Matthew Riddle
Marty Scurll
Matt Sydal
Kyle O'Reilly
Fenix
ZSJ
Will Ospreay
Pentagon Jr
Jushin Thunder Liger

Just heard about Liger. Holy shit.

I think I might need to get back out there again this year.

 

[Cheetos is Pretty Awesome]

How do ticket sales for PWG get announced anyway? It's about a 2 hour drive from me but I've never been to any of their shows.

 

[Anth0ny]

Brock is about to do the J O B to Orton at summer slam

Can't have a fighter beating a sports entertainer

 

[Tall4Life]

Lesnar vs Nakamura would be insane if it happened now. With Nakamura having basically perfected his version of strong style vs Brock's current MMA style, it would be explosive.

 

[Mahonay]

Lesnar vs Nakamura would be insane if it happened now. With Nakamura having basically perfected his version of strong style vs Brock's current MMA style, it would be explosive.

It would certainly be a "let's just hit each other real hard" kind of match. Which would be awesome.

 

[Caderfix]

I'm surprised Brock returned to UFC as a face. He was much more entertaining as a heel.

That's because he is Canadian now, what did you expect?

 

[RBH]

 

[Data West]

next time someone posts that 'brock flopping away from cain gif'

 

[FallingEdge]

How do ticket sales for PWG get announced anyway? It's about a 2 hour drive from me but I've never been to any of their shows.

They usually make an announcement on twitter when tickets will go on sale. Then it is a total shitshow as far as ordering tickets lol.

 

[Caderfix]

next time someone posts that 'brock flopping away from cain gif'

I was hoping for a spear during the match

 

[Heroman]

Real talk Ufc 200 was boring as fuck, WM 32 was better than it.

 

[Jimmy King]

Real talk Ufc 200 was boring as fuck, WM 32 was better than it.

UFC 200 wasn't seven hours and at least ended with some action

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

That's because he is Canadian now, what did you expect?

If he's Canadian then why did he cut a promo about how great America is?

I miss when Lesnar would give fans the middle finger, talk about pulling horseshoes out of asses and beating his opponent over the head with it, trash the sponsors and let everyone know he's about to fuck Sable.

 

[tm24]

They usually make an announcement on twitter when tickets will go on sale. Then it is a total shitshow as far as ordering tickets lol.

It's the best kind of shitshow though

 

[bjork]

let everyone know he's about to fuck Sable.

This isn't something to brag about. Every time he goes down on her, he's giving Marc Mero indirect head etc

 

[imBask]

delicious salty american tears in here

Brock is ours now, you guys still have Big Show and Kane LOLLLLL

 

[plagiarize]

UFC 200 wasn't seven hours and at least ended with some action

It was at least 6 hours. So it kind of was.

 

[DMczaf]

Brock won for fake sports fans!!

Thank you for protecting our God damn business !

 

[SparkleMotion]

Orton should go over Brock now to make UFC look bad.

 

[serenewarfare]

I really wish I could get excited for BOLA because the field seems really great, but it's just shitty that it'll be spoiled for me well before I have a chance to see it given the nature of PWG and how slow they are with turnaround time. Most of the fun in tournaments for me is in not knowing who will win, and all that is sapped away by this one.

 

[funkystudent]

next time someone posts that 'brock flopping away from cain gif'

My dog use to be like that before we got him fixed

 

[FallingEdge]

It's the best kind of shitshow though

If I can scoop front row tickets for all 3 nights, I will go.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Everyone is suspended for 2 months.

Before being kicked off tv, they all must lose to John Cena

 

[Caderfix]

If he's Canadian then why did he cut a promo about how great America is?

He broke kayfabe, that's all

 

[FlammableD]

I get where serene's coming from with BOLA, but PWG is such an exhibition promotion to me I don't care about the results at all.

Slow first half at Rev Pro. Charlie Garrett and Redman are super generic British face team #7, none of who's matches are interesting, but their big lad doing a flip finish gets a huge pop, so they're champs.

Bodum vs Ishii was by no means what I was hoping for (Bodum getting destroyed). Bodum I just don't understand why people see so much in him, other than he's a mildly irritating generic cocky heel. Ishii barely made it past Bodum.

Moose is good and all, but it's hard to cheer for a guy who threw a woman down the stairs.

Will Ospreay and Pete Dunne had a real solid match, then Will shot on Vader for a few minutes.

 

[DMczaf]

Meltzer saying wwe needs to scrap all of their summerslam plans and get Brock in the main event title match immediately.

He ain't wrong. Brock is now the hottest property in fake and real sports.

 

[Bluekaveli]

If he's Canadian then why did he cut a promo about how great America is?

I miss when Lesnar would give fans the middle finger, talk about pulling horseshoes out of asses and beating his opponent over the head with it, trash the sponsors and let everyone know he's about to fuck Sable.

Well that's his home country and that's where they held the ppv, he had to make the ultimate face turn brutha.

 

[Data West]

First BOLA on blu-ray, which could be nice.

 

[Jopie]

Meltzer saying wwe needs to scrap all of their summerslam plans and get Brock in the main event title match immediately.

He ain't wrong. Brock is now the hottest property in fake and real sports.

He is one of the top athletes in the world. He should be champ until the day he decides to retire.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Meltzer saying wwe needs to scrap all of their summerslam plans and get Brock in the main event title match immediately.

He ain't wrong. Brock is now the hottest property in fake and real sports.

Not going to happen. They're not going to put their title on Brock again and have it off TV for weeks and weeks at a time.

They'll prob do a "co-main event" like they did with Brock vs. Punk a few years ago, because of course that worked out so well for them at the time. /s

 

[Valkrai]

Can they keep Lesnar? I'd prefer that over the part-timer who only does suplexes.

 

[Data West]

the developmental who only does kicks

 

[Kuroyume]

Summer Slam main event.

Brock vs Ambrose 2. This time it's personal.

 

[Striker]

Why Orton though. He hasn't been relevant since forever and a draw since... ever.

 

[Kurita]

Keep Brock out of WWE thanks
Orton, too

 

[Guzim]

Why Orton though. He hasn't been relevant since forever and a draw since... ever.

Show some respect to the 12 time world champion.

Yikes.

 

[DMczaf]

They should give Brock an MMA gimmick now. Instead of suplexes, he just ground and pounds dudes into dust

 

[Zach]

Does Lesnar do suplexes that are not of the release German variety? I don't recall.