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[Kuroyume]

I had RAW on as background noise and I'm still annoyed I even bothered to tune in. Just hate all the pandering they fucking do. Like, even actual sports don't go that far.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Best top 5 opening segment of the year

 

[Bluekaveli]

My weird ass town had the fireworks yesterday

We're outside and someone was shooting them, even though they're not supposed to. But fuck rules lol.

 

[Tall4Life]

They're secretly pushing Ryder as a miracle underdog. Look at what he's done over the past year and now. He will win a world title soon.

Also, wow, you guys are really bitter, have some fun with this!

 

[aspiegamer]

Glad I tuned in just for the main event. Ryder getting a win is always so awesome, and the crowd obviously loves it, too. My new habit of turning on at 10:50 each week has been tolerable.

If we still had Barret he could have been on the international team and elected to exit. Bar-exit, you might say.

 

[Kaiterra]

Cable box lying to me about this hot dog eating championship being on boo

 

[Sanjuro]

I had RAW on as background noise and I'm still annoyed I even bothered to tune in. Just hate all the pandering they fucking do. Like, even actual sports don't go that far.

The NFL does.

 

[imBask]

Best top 5 opening segment of the year

bottom 5 closing segment of the year

it balances out

 

[ReiGun]

They're secretly pushing Ryder as a miracle underdog. Look at what he's done over the past year and now. He will win a world title soon.

They should let him go after the IC title again. You could probably a decent story around the fact that Miz took it back from him the day after Wrestlemania.

 

[sf2fanatic]

bottom 5 closing segment of the year

it balances out

F it, I'll still watch the ending later. West Coast delayed feed here

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

That Summer Rae botched suplex to an awkward DDT looked like it hurt. Glad it didn't turn out to be something serious.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

If we still had Barret he could have been on the international team and elected to exit. Bar-exit, you might say.

That would have been great.

 

[Valkrai]

Yup, knew it was gonna be bad but that Main Event was worse. I don't know if I'm more shocked or offended that Zach Ryder won in the main event in 2016. Or that Jack Swagger was in there too.

Big Show needs to retire right now. Just get him off my TV permanently.

 

[KissVibes]

Why are The New Day breaking up?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Sorry to be negative about the Alkalade finisher but wouldn't you just bite the fingers/hand to get out? SMH on that super move

 

[SDBurton]

Watching the western broadcast of RAW and I'm getting so tired of this Rusev/Titus feud. Ugh.

 

[Fox318]

Why are The New Day breaking up?

Because Vince wants to break up every group.

Expect Big E to get a push then be fed to Roman once they see E is sub 6 foot.

 

[Data West]

Did I ever tell you guys my sister dated Big Show in high school?

I could've been the brother-in-law to The Big Show. Life.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Did I ever tell you guys my sister dated Big Show in high school?

I could've been the brother-in-law to The Big Show. Life.

Joking or serious? My friend's aunt dated giant baba

 

[Data West]

Joking or serious? My friend's aunt dated giant baba

100% serious

and my aunt sold Hulk Hogan a house when he was just staring in the WWF

 

[Fox318]

Did I ever tell you guys my sister dated Big Show in high school?

I could've been the brother-in-law to The Big Show. Life.

At least you could have bummed him for cash.

 

[UberTag]

They should let him go after the IC title again. You could probably a decent story around the fact that Miz took it back from him the day after Wrestlemania.

I'd be fine with them renewing said rivalry once Emma is healthy. They've already taken Dana Brooke from her so you might as well pair her up with Ryder now.

Did I ever tell you guys my sister dated Big Show in high school?

I could've been the brother-in-law to The Big Show. Life.

What prevented your sis from making the Wight decision?

 

[Data West]

What prevented your sis from making the Wight decision?

No idea. Probably just youth. And Big Show would have been 100% a better person than the dude she married.

 

[Bluekaveli]

100% serious

and my aunt sold Hulk Hogan a house when he was just staring in the WWF

That's pretty cool, does she regret it with him being so big now?
Where are you from?

 

[Data West]

That's pretty cool, does she regret it with him being so big now?
Where are you from?

aiken, SC. Same place as Show. We moved to Alabama shortly after.

I doubt it. I think her only regret is marrying the scumbag she wound up marrying. Regardless of Big Show.

 

[Fox318]

100% serious

and my aunt sold Hulk Hogan a house when he was just staring in the WWF

Hogan wanted to live in a place where he can't get rolled up.

 

[Bluekaveli]

aiken, SC. Same place as Show. We moved to Alabama shortly after.

I doubt it. I think her only regret is marrying the scumbag she wound up marrying. Regardless of Big Show.

Aha! Pretty crazy how life turns out you know?

With you having a back story on show, how do you view him as compared to the rest of the Internet community? The same or different?

 

[Data West]

Aha! Pretty crazy how life turns out you know?

With you having a back story on show, how do you view him as compared to the rest of the Internet community? The same or different?

One of the consistently worst wrestlers of all time. Flat out boring in the ring even when he tries. The only time I even came close to enjoying him is when he plays a goofy heel like in the feud with Shaq and Mayweather. The only wrestler that I've seen as complacent as Big Show/The Giant in all my years has been the recent performances of one Dean Ambrose.

The fact that I know him through another person doesn't change that at all.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Zack Ryder winning the main event in 2016 got me like

 

[sf2fanatic]

Ha I just watch the match the other day where this gif is from.

 

[UberTag]

Zack Ryder works so hard for these little moments.

Just look how happy he is!

 

[Data West]

How does Zack Ryder work hard exactly?

 

[Bluekaveli]

One of the consistently worst wrestlers of all time. Flat out boring in the ring even when he tries. The only time I even came close to enjoying him is when he plays a goofy heel like in the feud with Shaq and Mayweather. The only wrestler that I've seen as complacent as Big Show/The Giant in all my years has been the recent performances of one Dean Ambrose.

The fact that I know him through another person doesn't change that at all.

Harsh, I wasn't expecting that ha ha ha!

 

[Sibersk Esto]

How does Zack Ryder work hard exactly?

Doesn't bitch on Twitter

 

[Bluekaveli]

Whatever that Internet title Ryder had, Matt Hardy as V1 challenging him for it would've been great.

 

[ReiGun]

Whatever that Internet title Ryder had, Matt Hardy as V1 challenging him for it would've been great.

Matt's on to bigger and better things.

Making cinematic gold outchere.

 

[UberTag]

Just look how happy he is!

As happy as Zack is, I'd be remiss if I failed to point out how much his smile juxtaposes with the misery and boredom on the faces of everyone in the audience who had to suffer through tonight's RAW taping. I see a dozen or more bored Bret Hart expressions and not a smile among them.

 

[SallyIsNow]

SPOILERS FOR BROCK OPPONENT

Spoiler

Tomorrow on Smackdown, Lesnar will be announced to be facing Randy Orton at Summerslam.

Well color me with a nice shade of not giving a fuck.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Matt's on to bigger and better things.

Making cinematic gold outchere.

He's so ahead of his time.

SPOILERS FOR BROCK OPPONENT

Spoiler

Tomorrow on Smackdown, Lesnar will be announced to be facing Randy Orton at Summerslam.

Well color me with a nice shade of not giving a fuck.

Lesnar's going to shoot

 

[Arrowgigantic]

My favorite part of tonight's show was the implication that hell is part of the USA.

 

[sf2fanatic]

SPOILERS FOR BROCK OPPONENT

Spoiler

Tomorrow on Smackdown, Lesnar will be announced to be facing Randy Orton at Summerslam.

Well color me with a nice shade of not giving a fuck.

Spoiler

Fuk let Orton come back as Legend Killer. First target, Brock

 

[TimeEffect]

Man, everybody is corpsing in that Raw intro. It's fun to see Rusev, Lana, Miz, Maryse all laughing.

 

[XenoRaven]

Kane, as Nocturnowl could tell you, is actually from Parts Unknown.

Also his brother is from Death Valley, which is in America, and was once known as the "American Badass". Kane is as much a Big Red Blooded American as George Washington himself.

 

[sf2fanatic]

So who screwed up on the Summer Rae/ Becky DDT?

 

[Bluekaveli]

So who screwed up on the Summer Rae/ Becky DDT?

The orange haired girl. I didn't even pay attention to the match but she's the reason for everything bad.

 

[Officerrob]

SPOILERS FOR BROCK OPPONENT

Spoiler

Tomorrow on Smackdown, Lesnar will be announced to be facing Randy Orton at Summerslam.

Well color me with a nice shade of not giving a fuck.

Why are they rushing to announce something so underwhelming?

 

[SallyIsNow]

The orange haired girl. I didn't even pay attention to the match but she's the reason for everything bad.

Can't believe I ever doubted you Blue.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I mean, I thought Kane and Undertaker were like normal kids until their parents died (or well normal in that they weren't demons or anything). Not hard to buy Kane as an American.

The orange haired girl. I didn't even pay attention to the match but she's the reason for everything bad.

 

[Discotheque]

that was a really fun RAW intro damn.

The orange haired girl. I didn't even pay attention to the match but she's the reason for everything bad.

becky hate? absolutely not

 

[Bluekaveli]

Can't believe I ever doubted you Blue.

🤘🤘🤘

Trust me, it's a too sweet