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[Nocturnowl]

Well I just listened to the entire 40 minute+ New World Symphony (Or Symphony No. 9 From the New World, whatever you want to call it) and now I can only say "fuck Hallelujah". Give Damien Sandow this theme again.

I propose it becomes the new Wrasslegaf theme song so we can escape the unwashed masses, just don't give the voting cards to Beef, he'll send them to 123 Fake Street and then hand us something crummy like Wade Barrett's current theme.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

I'm more hyped than all of you put together. Go get em, Punk.

Punk is lame, yo.

 

[Sokantish]

YOU ARE LAME

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

John Laurinaitis has resigned.

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2012/0730/554816/john-laurinaitis/

http://www.wwe.com/inside/john-laurinaitis-resignation-26041375

 

[Kyoufu]

Punk is lame, yo.

Wuthering Heights is a lame book.

 

[Ithil]

I propose it becomes the new Wrasslegaf theme song so we can escape the unwashed masses, just don't give the voting cards to Beef, he'll send them to 123 Fake Street and then hand us something crummy like Wade Barrett's current theme.

Seriously though it could make one hell of a Wrestlemania theme for Sandow if he ever ends up in the main event.

 

[Parallax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi6ClyGJphQ&feature=g-vrec


Way to perpetrate the stereotype Kofi.

Crazy kofi needs to make a comback. Maybe in heel form.

 

[Professor Beef]

I propose it becomes the new Wrasslegaf theme song so we can escape the unwashed masses, just don't give the voting cards to Beef, he'll send them to 123 Fake Street and then hand us something crummy like Wade Barrett's current theme.

Hey, it's not my fault you couldn't find the address!

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

So, for some reason, my lamp is broken. I won't be able to get a replacement for a week. Does anyone know where I could get a loaner lamp in the meantime? Preferably one that's not really dim and likely to breakdown halfway through the show. PM me--it would be greatly appreciated!

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Wuthering Heights is a lame book.

You take that back.

 

[Ithil]

John Laurinaitis has resigned.

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2012/0730/554816/john-laurinaitis/

http://www.wwe.com/inside/john-laurinaitis-resignation-26041375

Well, as much as I enjoyed him as a TV character I can't say he seemed like a great Talent Relations guy. JR was a lot better back in the day, and I'd take HHH over him in that division overall (plus the more backstage responsibility HHH has, the less time he has to appear on TV).

 

[Kyoufu]

You take that back.

PIPEBOMB!

Just kidding I loved that book when I was younger.

 

[G-Fex]

DID YOU KNOW?

Heavy was in a commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j65DpagyhI

 

[Kaladin]

So, for some reason, my lamp is broken. I won't be able to get a replacement for a week. Does anyone know where I could get a loaner lamp in the meantime? Preferably one that's not really dim and likely to breakdown halfway through the show. PM me--it would be greatly appreciated!

I'm in the same boat it looks like. I guess I'll have to wait on the DVR.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Seriously though it could make one hell of a Wrestlemania theme for Sandow if he ever ends up in the main event.

Clearly a 40 minute long main event match with it playing all the way through, somehow the action in the ring mirrors the music tempo, ah but it is a fleeting dream, that's 40 odd minutes needed for comedy skits, live music performances from some jabroni and Mamas dancing.

But on a serious note yeah they could bring back his old FCW theme for such an occasion and it would be great.

Hey, it's not my fault you couldn't find the address!

Wait, why am I searching for the address? you're the person sending them, is this like some Knuckles in pumpkin hill radar shit Beef?

 

[CrunchinJelly]

John Laurinaitis has resigned.

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2012/0730/554816/john-laurinaitis/

http://www.wwe.com/inside/john-laurinaitis-resignation-26041375

Weird thing to put on WWE.com... sounds like he is resigning from his talent relations role, but still with the company for creative.

Very odd.

 

[Plywood]

Can't wait for Punk's heel turn tonight.

Also seems like the main light is out this week. Gonna need a new bulb.

 

[Professor Beef]

The middle panel, oh god that is screaming for an avatar. :lol

Wait, why am I searching for the address? you're the person sending them, is this like some Knuckles in pumpkin hill radar shit Beef?

Um...hey look, it's Wade Barret! And he's teaming with Kane! *runs*

 

[Sokantish]

I'm in the same boat it looks like. I guess I'll have to wait on the DVR.

For RAW?

 

[Nocturnowl]

Um...hey look, it's Wade Barret! And he's teaming with Kane! *runs*

MY FAN FICTION HAS BECOME REALITY!
errr.....I mean Hogan's face in the second panel of that comic is amazing, yep, nothing else in this post.

 

[Kyoufu]

What the hell JR is commentating NXT... This is already better than Raw.

 

[Uno Venova]

So, for some reason, my lamp is broken. I won't be able to get a replacement for a week. Does anyone know where I could get a loaner lamp in the meantime? Preferably one that's not really dim and likely to breakdown halfway through the show. PM me--it would be greatly appreciated!

Your such a nutjob.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Considering that Kane's promo style is also really articulate, they should do a Kane/Sandow tag team, seriously.

 

[SkyMasterson]

Can't wait for Punk's heel turn tonight.

Also seems like the main light is out this week. Gonna need a new bulb.

Same here. I would appreciate it!

 

[krae_man]

Fuck some of us shop at the same store

 

[Kyoufu]

Can't wait for Punk's heel turn tonight.

Also seems like the main light is out this week. Gonna need a new bulb.

He turned heel last week!

 

[Kaladin]

How did we miss this news?


Via pwinsider:

We are still working on details, but a number of local fire departments have been called to the site of tonight's Raw in Cincinnati, Ohio, The U.S. Bank Arena.
Several sources have confirmed that a pyrotechnic accident led to a fire on the Raw stage. No one was injured in the accident, which was described by one person as an "awesome, loud, frightening moment."

Thousands of fans are still waiting outside to be let in the facility as of this writing as doors will not be opened until everything is given clearance to go forward and the Arena's staff and security are back in place.

The scene outside the venue is described as chaotic as a Reds game is about to take place next door to the venue as well.

Raw is scheduled to go on the air live at 8 PM so we could be in for a pretty interesting opening if the venue isn't cleared to let the audience in and have the show go on as scheduled.

With less than 30 minutes to go before Raw goes on the air, doors have officially opened for the fans. It should be interesting to see how long it takes them to get everyone inside.

 

[Plywood]

He turned heel last week!

I mean when he makes it official tonight.

 

[bangai-o]

AJs first day on the job is not turning out so well.

 

[Ithil]

I also noticed on SD they seemed to be hinting at an Antonio Cesaro/Santino match for the US title, soon. While that title is entirely meaningless now, there's no better way to give it a little relevancy back than to give it to a "Very European" wrestler like Cesaro.

That kind of mid-card title doesn't work with faces in this day and age, you need a heel to make it interesting.

Of course, you run the risk of a cultured anti-American type US champion being a bit similar to Sandow's snooty disdainful character, but hell, give Sandow the IC title and team him with Cesaro to rip the crowds a new one for being "uncultured". It would beat Santino and the Miz hanging around doing nothing, as your mid-card champions.

 

[Kyoufu]

People are so hyped they can't enter the building.

 

[The Frankman]

I've been in the danger zone...

 

[Kaladin]

They put on a quick dark match that must have started as soon as they opened the doors:

Cody Rhodes pinned Zack Ryder.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Yeah
You're listening now
They say they ain't heard nothing like this in a while
That's why they play my song on so many different dials
Because I got more fucking hits than a disciplined child
So when they see me everybody brrrrraps, brrrrrraps
Man I'm like a young gun fully black Barrack
I cried tear drops over the massive attack
I only make hits like I work with the racket and bat
Look at my jacket and hat
So damn berserk
So down to Earth
I'm bringing gravity back
Adopted by the major I want my family back
People work hard just to get all their salary taxed
Look, I'm just a writer from the ghetto like Malorie Blackman
Where the help or the sanity at? Damn
I used to be the kid that no one cared about
That's why you have to keep screaming till they hear you out

 

[Kyoufu]

They put on a quick dark match that must have started as soon as they opened the doors:

Cody Rhodes pinned Zack Ryder.

Remember when people said Ryder's merchandise was the #1 seller in the company? lol

 

[cacophony]

another 3 hour episode? why do they do this to me

 

[krae_man]

He's got a Minus Five Stars.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Ugh i hate watching on Skysports they always end up skipping stuff

 

[CrunchinJelly]

DO YOU KNOW THE ENEMY

 

[Barack Lesnar]

So, for some reason, my lamp is broken. I won't be able to get a replacement for a week. Does anyone know where I could get a loaner lamp in the meantime? Preferably one that's not really dim and likely to breakdown halfway through the show. PM me--it would be greatly appreciated!

Same here. A lil help if possible, thanks.

 

[El Pescado]

Assuming this isn't a troll (which 75% of the posts in this thread have become, approaching NBA-gaf levels), I'm glad there's at least another member of WG looking forward to the show.

Anyway, my prof. let us go after handing in our work, pretty weird class. Scheduled from 6 to 9:30pm and half the time we get out before 7.

T-minus 26 minutes!

No, I'm genuinely excited. It takes a lot to sour me on WWE and I'm always ready to watch again by the next show.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Wow they're actually showing it.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Wow!

That new Tron catching fire.

 

[krae_man]

another 3 hour episode? why do they do this to me

Every Week now.

 

[Enfinit]

THEN
NOW






FOREVER

EDIT: lol, pyro fire.

 

[Plywood]

Are they gonna turn this into an angle?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

IT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

 

[Jackson50]

Is this a work?

 

[giancarlo123x]

No tron tonight?

 

[somedevil]

Undertaker must of been happy he wasn't there.